That's the genius of it. How washed up do you have to be where you can't even be a regular Tunisian Knife Fighter. You can't operate on the streets because you did something that got you shunned by your community.. Now he makes what little he can from the back alleyways... Almost like Jim Norton's comedy tour, but in a different setting. And less trannies... Oh wait, never mind.
You got a 12 ounce roll, and you’ve got three men that weigh over 200 pounds a piece, a woman that’s a little plump Scotch girl and a daughter who is 13 and you’re going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that – it ain’t going to work and I’m not going to purchase your product anymore or ever again.
It takes away some of the seriousness that happened, I kind of like it. Instead of being like "holy shit" now I'm just like "what did Sam Hyde do now?" Ever since that black guy shot up those two reporters on tv Sam has went viral like every shooting
Part of 4chan’s hate (or love, depending on who you ask) may be due to Hyde’s pandering to the 4chan community in the past, or his 2014 fake Kickstarter about a magical pony dating simulator. The comic managed to get $4,000 pledged to the project, supposedly from people who didn’t think it was a hoax, before he shut it down. The men of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic community were not amused.
Well, fuck. Now we know where Jimmy got the idea from.
Cbanks420lol and his 4chan degenerates thought it would be funny to name internet comic Sam Hyde (nobody) as the shooter for various atrocities across America.. He finally found his calling
That's what happens when you google someone's name and "Tunisian Knife Fighter" is somehow suggested by a top search engine algorithm. It don't look good for Ol' Pissy McMansion Bucks
A great thing about Anthony going viral from shit like this is that it makes Opie furious. Opie is obsessed with viral stuff and would give anything to be in the news, even like this.
He seems to be having fun with it. Maybe our little fella is growing up and realized that crying about people making fun of you is pointless so you should learn to laugh with them?
Wonder how much fun he's having that thanks to this heat, upon goggling his name anyone interested will see the multiple headlines about his pleading guilty to choking a woman, his entering rehab because he was charged with domestic battery and the link to the "Where's my gun?!!!" video.
This absolutely monstrous homerun deserves an encore. Too bad there's not similar pictures of Gavin and Milo... Getting photos of the arab conjoined-proudboys taken at the training compound of Sheikh Pedo Antwan Kumiya together with their public tonguing/makeout similar coverage would be great.
Cbanks420lol and his 4chan degenerates thought it would be funny to name internet comic Sam Hyde (nobody) as the shooter for various atrocities across America.. He finally found his calling
Part of 4chan’s hate (or love, depending on who you ask) may be due to Hyde’s pandering to the 4chan community in the past, or his 2014 fake Kickstarter about a magical pony dating simulator. The comic managed to get $4,000 pledged to the project, supposedly from people who didn’t think it was a hoax, before he shut it down. The men of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic community were not amused.
Well, fuck. Now we know where Jimmy got the idea from.
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162 qdpbog 2016-07-15
I love how upon hearing the awful news of France, some people immediately thought "how can I get a washed up shock jock involved?"
80 packitchofsositch 2016-07-15
Wouldn't have happened without Colin - "back alley Tunisian knife fighter".
Bless that man.
21 cashan0va_007 2016-07-15
That's the genius of it. How washed up do you have to be where you can't even be a regular Tunisian Knife Fighter. You can't operate on the streets because you did something that got you shunned by your community.. Now he makes what little he can from the back alleyways... Almost like Jim Norton's comedy tour, but in a different setting. And less trannies... Oh wait, never mind.
12 yul_brynner 2016-07-15
AND like my flair, he followed up with "corsican pimp on the Marseilles water-front" The French connection was made by Quinn years ago.
Plain sight.
3 packitchofsositch 2016-07-15
Jesus fuck, I can't post anything without being 45 minutes late.
4 yul_brynner 2016-07-15
You got a 12 ounce roll, and you’ve got three men that weigh over 200 pounds a piece, a woman that’s a little plump Scotch girl and a daughter who is 13 and you’re going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that – it ain’t going to work and I’m not going to purchase your product anymore or ever again.
1 packitchofsositch 2016-07-15
Italian. But yeah. Little bit.
3 Proceededtoproceed 2016-07-15
Colin is God. Or Allah in Ant's case.
13 John_Gulbunny 2016-07-15
It takes away some of the seriousness that happened, I kind of like it. Instead of being like "holy shit" now I'm just like "what did Sam Hyde do now?" Ever since that black guy shot up those two reporters on tv Sam has went viral like every shooting
18 SueLightningsPenis 2016-07-15
There's no greater way to honor a man than to exploit any international tragedy as an opportunity to frame him for mass murder
2 blackirishlad 2016-07-15
wow, i forgot all about that shooting
2 AsinineBob 2016-07-15
i keep seeing dumb sam hyde shit. what's that in reference to? i'd appreciate a brief explanation
6 lemskroob 2016-07-15
Part of 4chan’s hate (or love, depending on who you ask) may be due to Hyde’s pandering to the 4chan community in the past, or his 2014 fake Kickstarter about a magical pony dating simulator. The comic managed to get $4,000 pledged to the project, supposedly from people who didn’t think it was a hoax, before he shut it down. The men of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic community were not amused.
Well, fuck. Now we know where Jimmy got the idea from.
3 John_Gulbunny 2016-07-15
He would troll local news saying he was the shooter on his Twitter and they would buy it, now his fans do it for him
2 AsinineBob 2016-07-15
i'm actually a bit jealous. here i am doing so little with my online presence, and this guy is making history
3 aaron91325 2016-07-15
http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#68d51dd18d90
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-15
Cbanks420lol and his 4chan degenerates thought it would be funny to name internet comic Sam Hyde (nobody) as the shooter for various atrocities across America.. He finally found his calling
2 AsinineBob 2016-07-15
jesus. this cbanks guy has some clout...
thanks for the explanation
74 GRIZx 2016-07-15
Whoever photoshopped the quran into ants hand in the bottle right photo deserves a blowjob.
15 illydelph 2016-07-15
Tssss what about the can left photo
14 Lasagna_Hat 2016-07-15
Oh fuck, I didn't see that. I got wheezy laughs
2 valley_pete 2016-07-15
OMG. Didn't see that until you pointed it out, that's fucking amazing.
54 andycumiashow 2016-07-15
Well, this is it. There will never be a better moment in my life.
15 AzraelApollyon 2016-07-15
Things will only be downhill from here on out. You know what you have to do now....
47 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-07-15
This is /r/opieandanthony's magnum opus.
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40 Vulgah 2016-07-15
This is the greatest weekend this sub has ever had, I can't stop laughing.
34 Dre3K 2016-07-15
This sub sure has no effect on his life
32 Joemomma101 2016-07-15
LMAO you guys are going to get Anthony on a terrorist watch list.
25 holodog 2016-07-15
I am half hoping that the authorities will get caught up in all the panic and confusion and start extradition procedures against Ant.
8 cashan0va_007 2016-07-15
That's what happens when you google someone's name and "Tunisian Knife Fighter" is somehow suggested by a top search engine algorithm. It don't look good for Ol' Pissy McMansion Bucks
3 WiretapStudios 2016-07-15
The irony of him getting the door kicked in by men with guns, but they are white and he is an unarmed dark skinned criminal...
10 3stepsbackward 2016-07-15
The Cumias should have been put on one long ago.
29 poopstainmcgoo 2016-07-15
Moments before being shot the suspect was heard screaming "where the fuck is my gun!?"
19 chippersonlyle 2016-07-15
A great thing about Anthony going viral from shit like this is that it makes Opie furious. Opie is obsessed with viral stuff and would give anything to be in the news, even like this.
7 GRIZx 2016-07-15
Yeah but you know Opie won't mention this on Monday... Someone will call in and he'll act like its the first he's heard of it.
15 Taureg01 2016-07-15
If he wasn't such an alcoholic the 31 years old might be more believable, he's got the complexion of sandpaper
5 chodes_mahony 2016-07-15
Ol' Edward J Olmos cheeks
3 cashan0va_007 2016-07-15
You could sharpen a screwdriver on his rock hard face, full of pock marks. Pocky Bin Cumia
13 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-15
Haha, motel pic where he banged the tranny.
13 PSU19420 2016-07-15
The tranny banged him.
9 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-15
it's very convincing, i'm willing to actually believe it.
5 soulstonedomg 2016-07-15
If we all believe it then it's true.
2 AsinineBob 2016-07-15
just like allah
8 thissiteruinedme 2016-07-15
Now to get Ted Sheckler in the list of official victims.
6 Wsallgood 2016-07-15
Paul Hargis sounds more European. suuuure
8 Tesdant2016 2016-07-15
This is the best thing that's ever happened.......ever.
7 EazyEd420 2016-07-15
holy fuck that funny, this sub is back baby
2 Superbad415 2016-07-15
"Just when i think im out..."
6 Lilcumia 2016-07-15
If Ant saw that on his twitter feed he'd be so confused.
8 DaveNone 2016-07-15
He seems to be having fun with it. Maybe our little fella is growing up and realized that crying about people making fun of you is pointless so you should learn to laugh with them?
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4 SuaveRico 2016-07-15
He's actually taking it very lightly https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/753984509968838656
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3 EastSideDan 2016-07-15
Wonder how much fun he's having that thanks to this heat, upon goggling his name anyone interested will see the multiple headlines about his pleading guilty to choking a woman, his entering rehab because he was charged with domestic battery and the link to the "Where's my gun?!!!" video.
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5 Qwiggalo 2016-07-15
it's so perfect
5 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15
Just imagine how many opieandanthony redditers have tried to claim the username AntwanKumiya.
5 onemancrimespree 2016-07-15
NICE
4 tusk_and_ink 2016-07-15
This is the greatest day after a tragedy, ever.
4 megregd 2016-07-15
I just got on my elevator at work and on the screen was "Tunisian man named in Nice attack".
4 ffffantomas 2016-07-15
Ok this is one of the greats. The sub has needed this spark.
3 Boyhebout 2016-07-15
My right wing history teacher just posted his pic with #Nice. If only his age wasn't 31 it would be more believable.
1 Wsallgood 2016-07-15
How great/awful would it be if he was an O&A fan?
3 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-07-15
I finally have a reason to tune in and this happens on a Friday when he's off.
3 makrate 2016-07-15
This absolutely monstrous homerun deserves an encore. Too bad there's not similar pictures of Gavin and Milo... Getting photos of the arab conjoined-proudboys taken at the training compound of Sheikh Pedo Antwan Kumiya together with their public tonguing/makeout similar coverage would be great.
5 Knightscribe 2016-07-15
There's no following this act, it'd be folly to even try, STEEPED in it, you might even say.
3 NumeroOtto 2016-07-15
reddit got a nigga feelin proud today
3 SuaveRico 2016-07-15
The photoshopped Quran is the cherry to the cake. Proud of y'all fuckers.
3 chase26 2016-07-15
http://imgur.com/bIPxklM
2 FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-15
Hij werd mogelijk gemaakt door een grote, domme man genaamd Keith de politieman.
1 User234524352345 2016-07-15
Nice one. He's not alone in being linked though http://archive.is/p66Jw
And i'm sure Sam Hyde got blamed early on too. Bless his heart.
1 pinkocommiegreen 2016-07-15
Funny as hell! Holy Shit!
1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-07-15
I just found out about this and I have to say that this is masterful. Bravo, you mad bastards!
1 valley_pete 2016-07-15
I'm late to the party but whoever did this message me your e-mail so I can PayPal you $20. Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing.
1 lemskroob 2016-07-15
It was me. Now send me $30.
3 valley_pete 2016-07-15
I said message me idiot, can't even follow directions, you're obviously not smart enough to pull this whole thing off. Burn.
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1 FloggingTheHorses 2016-07-15
https://youtu.be/QcZCULYrRqc
1 Reddituser1851 2016-07-15
Holy fuck this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. They oughta put a medal on whoever got that together.
1 KRUNKWIZARD 2016-07-15
I am fucking dying. This is the best.
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-07-15
This place has sucked it's own dick over the dumbest things in the past but this time... I gotta say guys... Peckahs.. Fucking BIG JUICY PECKAHS!!!
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1 Anarox 2016-07-15
Hummus on the wall
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-07-15
More proof that this sub has passed the show by.
1 Lish_fips89 2016-07-15
Through your tears..
1 Anarox 2016-07-15
my sides
1 NortheastPhilly 2016-07-15
This is the greatest thing this sub has done since crossing every patched in member of the sons of tranarchy
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-3 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2016-07-15
I'm starting to think this Nice attack wasn't nice at all.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-15
Cbanks420lol and his 4chan degenerates thought it would be funny to name internet comic Sam Hyde (nobody) as the shooter for various atrocities across America.. He finally found his calling
3 John_Gulbunny 2016-07-15
He would troll local news saying he was the shooter on his Twitter and they would buy it, now his fans do it for him
1 lemskroob 2016-07-15
It was me. Now send me $30.
6 lemskroob 2016-07-15
Part of 4chan’s hate (or love, depending on who you ask) may be due to Hyde’s pandering to the 4chan community in the past, or his 2014 fake Kickstarter about a magical pony dating simulator. The comic managed to get $4,000 pledged to the project, supposedly from people who didn’t think it was a hoax, before he shut it down. The men of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic community were not amused.
Well, fuck. Now we know where Jimmy got the idea from.
3 aaron91325 2016-07-15
http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#68d51dd18d90
3 packitchofsositch 2016-07-15
Jesus fuck, I can't post anything without being 45 minutes late.