Translation: It's possible that you've seen this screen capture from CNN, after the attack perpetrated in Nice on Thursday, the 14th of July. Attention: its fake. This image is a montage, created by by Americans web surfers and spread, in particular, on the anonymous forum 4chan and the community site, Reddit. It is a hoax based on Anthony Cumia, an American radio and television hoast. Cumia has responded: "This IS me silly. A pic from a long time ago. Pretty funny but people believe it." Some media sources have not been yet made aware and retracted the name, notably, the Dutch site Elsevier. As always, be careful of rumors going around social media circles. Reread our tips on how to avoid them and avoid being fooled.
The French are snooty faggots about their language and took like ten years to come up with an official French word for "computer". They hate using loanwords.
I always thought that was odd. French is already a fucked-up language like English to begin with. Everything is an exception and pronounced the opposite of how it's spelled. What purity are they protecting?
When can I read Le Monde's interview with anatomy about his burgeoning entertainment network? Oh, they were just questioning him about his terrorist connections, okay.
To an everyday, normal person, this article reads like a fever dream. We really are the manifestors of surreal, nonsensical, meta-hate. I love you guys!
35 comments
25 Skip4play 2016-07-15
That's what the media gets for getting their tips off the internet and trying to be the first to report it.
1 late_50s_why 2016-07-15
all of them are euro trash newspaper tho
17 NihilistKnight 2016-07-15
Translation: It's possible that you've seen this screen capture from CNN, after the attack perpetrated in Nice on Thursday, the 14th of July. Attention: its fake. This image is a montage, created by by Americans web surfers and spread, in particular, on the anonymous forum 4chan and the community site, Reddit. It is a hoax based on Anthony Cumia, an American radio and television hoast. Cumia has responded: "This IS me silly. A pic from a long time ago. Pretty funny but people believe it." Some media sources have not been yet made aware and retracted the name, notably, the Dutch site Elsevier. As always, be careful of rumors going around social media circles. Reread our tips on how to avoid them and avoid being fooled.
13 wifflebb 2016-07-15
Television host. lol.
24 lemskroob 2016-07-15
XFL Pregame counts!
3 Knightscribe 2016-07-15
Here comes the preoh, fucking forget it.... :(
5 breadmoccasin 2016-07-15
Here comes the pre-op.
1 Knightscribe 2016-07-15
Fawk yeah!!
2 Bandits82 2016-07-15
Web-o-vision
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-07-15
At least they didn't go with "Shock Jock Anthony Cumia"
1 Dannyprecise 2016-07-15
More like television HOAX...get it
8 panjshirlion 2016-07-15
I love that the French have the word "internauts" for web surfers.
6 Ant_Sucks 2016-07-15
Interzeros if they see this place.
3 Bandits82 2016-07-15
interpeckas
2 fishcado 2016-07-15
That would be Jimmy.
2 NihilistKnight 2016-07-15
Yeah, I thought it was funny too. I didn't know the word, so I had to look it up. Makes perfect sense though, inter + naut, internet sailor.
0 [deleted] 2016-07-15
The French are snooty faggots about their language and took like ten years to come up with an official French word for "computer". They hate using loanwords.
4 panjshirlion 2016-07-15
I always thought that was odd. French is already a fucked-up language like English to begin with. Everything is an exception and pronounced the opposite of how it's spelled. What purity are they protecting?
7 HerpDerpen 2016-07-15
This seem like the right forum for that sort of discussion
1 [deleted] 2016-07-15
Talking about French with a bunch of faggots? Yeah probably
1 [deleted] 2016-07-15
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6 DryTeeth 2016-07-15
Been laughing so hard since this broke, my fucking balls are starting to hurt.
6 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-07-15
That's testicular cancer, but still, it is funny.
2 HerpDerpen 2016-07-15
Perhaps even funnier
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-07-15
When can I read Le Monde's interview with anatomy about his burgeoning entertainment network? Oh, they were just questioning him about his terrorist connections, okay.
5 TriangleDimes 2016-07-15
tss why dont they interview biology about their show or sumthin
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-07-15
Haha gonna leave it
5 packitchofsositch 2016-07-15
Now thousands of Dutch people know, at least for a little while, how we feel, looking at that pockface with revulsion and resentment.
2 johnnythunders78 2016-07-15
To an everyday, normal person, this article reads like a fever dream. We really are the manifestors of surreal, nonsensical, meta-hate. I love you guys!
2 late_50s_why 2016-07-15
we have become death
2 rahtin 2016-07-15
Why did they mention 4chan? Does he post here?
1 Mud- 2016-07-15
Hilarious.
1 michaeIcolestie 2016-07-15
You guys are hilarious dicks
1 AntsCamera 2016-07-15
We always win.
I do not understand why O, A, and J continue to resist/fight us.
1 DJ_Teddy_Ruxpin 2016-07-15
That'll do pests... that'll do.
1 AgentTimex 2016-07-15
I think it's hilariouss that not only did they lump this sub in with 4chan, but 4chan got first billing.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-07-15
Haha gonna leave it
1 late_50s_why 2016-07-15
all of them are euro trash newspaper tho
1 Knightscribe 2016-07-15
Fawk yeah!!