r/opieandanthony: It's happening! Antwan Kumiya makes headlines (in Holland)

133 Folken-braggart 2016-07-15

This is the greatest thing yet achieved by this sub.

33 unprovoked_hate 2016-07-15

No you are wrong. This sub doesn't have any influence on anyone's life.

1 AsinineBob 2016-07-15

you never know...

0 [deleted] 2016-07-15

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7 kanyewes 2016-07-15

Agreed. I'd love to hear O/A/J comment on this.

5 destinyaltboy 2016-07-15

There was also an enormous thread on 4chan full of O&A fans. Didn't realize there was such a crossover but it makes sense that former pests would be on there.

2 Troll1987 2016-07-15

there are a couple threads a week in /tv/

78 [deleted] 2016-07-15

Unconfirmed reports Antwan's older brother Josep Kumiya runs the racist Islamic Tuscan desert biker gang SANDCRO.

57 WhatTooReal 2016-07-15

Yūsuf Kumiya

4 WiretapStudios 2016-07-15

"Ridin' through this crowd... all alone"

3 JF220990 2016-07-15

This deserved more I'm in tears

-9 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15

Don't forget about his old extremist accomplice Greghir "Opie" Haziughes.

2 patio87 2016-07-15

I liked it. It's good.

57 Bibimbap4211 2016-07-15

This sub has ironically made Ant more famous than he could ever do on his own.

53 slaphappybobo 2016-07-15

i am at work trying to maintain my composure i am in tears .....this is by far the funniest shit i have seen in years

6 Azrael_ 2016-07-15

Same here. I couldn't hold it any longer and had to step out for a couple minutes cause it was too much. Definetly one of the funniest shit I've ever seen on the internet.

51 tiesw 2016-07-15

From the article on BNR (a legitimate Dutch news source):

"Kumiya was bekend bij de politie als vuurwapengevaarlijke crimineel en pleger van huiselijk geweld, maar niet wegens banden met soennitische extremisten."

Translation: "Kumiya was known by the police for being a 'firearm-dangerous' criminal and a perpetrator of domestic violence, but not for connections to Sunnite extremists."

Gold.

edit: They've since corrected the name (http://imgur.com/E0mXuTc), but the above is exactly what it said before they revised it.

13 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15

I am literally crying from laughter in the train to Utrecht when I read this. How the hell do I explain this great news to my Dutch friends without sounding like a psychopath?

13 tiesw 2016-07-15

Yes! There's no one to share this beauty with. One time showed some friends the video of Chip at comic con, and they just thought he was a retard. Because that's what he is. But all the o&a background is what makes it funny. Then I realized I should probably never talk about o&a in real life.

17 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15

O&a is our little secret , it is like one big inside joke you have to be really fucked up for to get.

2 boobiemcgoogle 2016-07-15

Monster rain!

7 lemskroob 2016-07-15

Its amazing that you need to know about 20 years of history to understand why 'PECKAS' is funny.

3 ice_cu 2016-07-15

Yeah don't try, it never works. I once showed someone a clip of Patrice and Ant talking about movies and all I got was: 'this guy is loud and not that funny.' Keeping it out of real life conversation ever since.

2 Casan_S 2016-07-15

It took me a long time to learn this lesson haha. I kept getting blank stares for years

2 majestik6 2016-07-15

I was in Utrecht last month!

OnA fans are everywhere.

P.S. Can you fix your parking please, it sucks

3 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15

Nice! The O&A aids virus is still spreading. And parking does sucks balls here.

1 majestik6 2016-07-15

Neat place though. I need to come back.

1 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15

Yes its nice little Dutch city, great nightlife!

5 cbanks420lol 2016-07-15

Holy shit hahahaha

6 RacksDiciprine 2016-07-15

Carlton for MVP at the end of year awards Gala

1 Anarox 2016-07-15

On the 💵

42 Opprobriousness 2016-07-15

Algemeen Dagblad got a nigga's... ribs hurtin' today.

4 Shockerlawd69 2016-07-15

Ta-DAY

3 YoBGS 2016-07-15

How come all those terrorists look like birds?

30 Thomas_Daly 2016-07-15

Are legit news sites actually reporting that Antwan Kumiya is the killer?

44 mr__hat 2016-07-15

Yes. Oh boy.

Algemeen Dagblad (first image) is the second largest newspaper in the Netherlands. It's their #1 story ATM.

20 Thomas_Daly 2016-07-15

I have half of an erection.

Edit: update I'm at full mast pumping hot gooey loads into my naval

8 TheAmazingPearl 2016-07-15

I have the other half.

9 Thomas_Daly 2016-07-15

In your mouth.

3 axeheadroad 2016-07-15

It is real!!!!!!! Tears streaming down my face.

2 Joemomma101 2016-07-15

That is fkin hilarious.

1 Lamarspeckah 2016-07-15

Never figured Ant is huge in Netherlands.

9 olebillyredface28 2016-07-15

Type in antwan kumiya on google, it's heaven

2 TanksForNothing 2016-07-15

If you just type antwan, the first suggestion is antwan kamiya

25 redtheftauto 2016-07-15

Are we technically jews now?

19 nesquik 2016-07-15

honorary

24 lemskroob 2016-07-15

so do people just send us money now? How does it work?

24 Skip4play 2016-07-15

Somewhere Patrice is laughing really high pitch.

2 jsnoots 2016-07-15

He fell off his chair.

23 slaphappybobo 2016-07-15

when this asshole wakes up and finds out he made the news I cant I cant ............LMAO thank you reddit I truly love you all

23 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-15

Wishful thinking: Brother Joe calling for Antwan Kumiya's death on Facebook before Anthony wakes up from his bud/xany nightcap.

8 AsinineBob 2016-07-15

once anthony slips out of a boy's asshole this morning, he's in for some bad news

6 Always_Classy69 2016-07-15

I'd say we have about 7-8 hours

1 rahtin 2016-07-15

It's just Bud Light! Impossible to get drunk off of that! #moderation

17 Houghton91 2016-07-15

Although this is hilarious. Holy fuck are the news pieces of shit.

3 late_50s_why 2016-07-15

The fawking media, buncha jizzboi

15 cbanks420lol 2016-07-15

Meme magic is real. Keep spreading the word

15 3stepsbackward 2016-07-15

The Kumiyas are SAVAGES. Also, Ant's subscribers will go up 20% this month as a league of Jihadists will buy in, looking for their next call to action, only to find a decomposing alcoholic ranting about blacks and guns.

Edit: bonus points if they tune in and see drinking, woman beating and shooting guns and decide that western culture isn't so bad, thereby bringing peace in the middle east.

3 packitchofsositch 2016-07-15

only to find a decomposing alcoholic

Three eyed samcrow.

1 deathbirdstories 2016-07-15

Dats clevuh

14 Anarox 2016-07-15

Holy fuck I love this sub. After all these years it still makes me howl on the shittiest of days

14 User_Name13 2016-07-15

This might be the greatest thing that ever happened on Reddit ...

14 [deleted] 2016-07-15

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13 lemskroob 2016-07-15

This is amazing. I love you fucks.

I really hope Ant addresses this. Old Anthony would have laughed along.

12 PassProtect15 2016-07-15

And people said this sub was dead.

I mean, they were right, but this is pretty funny.

3 rahtin 2016-07-15

It's as dead as it needs to be. Luckily some of you are masochistic enough to still listen to the shows and you're keeping it afloat.

12 hoohootellemkeith 2016-07-15

I'm only seeing the Koran mirror selfie now. Jesus. Dassabedouin.

11 mr__hat 2016-07-15

More screenshots: http://imgur.com/a/zQMU0

11 NashuaDan 2016-07-15

I've never been more proud of you savages.

10 [deleted] 2016-07-15

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9 tusk_and_ink 2016-07-15

Holy shit, this is priceless.

9 TriangleDimes 2016-07-15

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

9 fyisah 2016-07-15

From now on i never want to hear Anthony claiming he is white again :)

9 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-07-15

I want to explain this to everyone I know but they'll just look at me like I'm retarded.

6 lemskroob 2016-07-15

I said something along these lines yesterday, but the effort that the people of this sub go through to entertain about a dozen people who will get the joke is amazing.

8 xaway3 2016-07-15

Jesus fuck this is funny

-10 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-15

This is NOT funny. This requires a special word that combines "funny" with "astonishment" and "pity"

12 xaway3 2016-07-15

Ok weirdo

0 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-15

Wanna make mouth babies?

1 xaway3 2016-07-15

tell me where your terrorist cell is operating from

3 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-15

Waterboard me and ask if I'm Al-Kumiyas courier

1 AsinineBob 2016-07-15

catharsis?

8 tiesw 2016-07-15

Holy shit, Pownews and the Telegraaf too, although they're saying there's 'confusion' about the real name now.

http://imgur.com/a/q7ZPe

Also, I didn't know other Dutch people were on here

5 distantdrake 2016-07-15

Volkskrant too. They changed the name after a while

(And I've been a Dutch O&A fan since 2007 or so. )

4 hoohootellemkeith 2016-07-15

Todd Gack?

8 olebillyredface28 2016-07-15

Am I on some list now?

4 Knightscribe 2016-07-15

Yes, and Megan's Law requires you to inform all your neighbors.

3 ajcuster89 2016-07-15

Who's Megan Slaw?

1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-07-15

A tahhul tale, dats who!!

1 Knightscribe 2016-07-15

A blabbermouth.

8 slaphappybobo 2016-07-15

that poker table picture of the "crew" would make a good propaganda shot.

here is Kumiya and his cell ............

be dialing people

3 YoBGS 2016-07-15

His terror cell, or T-cell, has been declining rapidly due to illness.

8 AlchemyWizard 2016-07-15

There's two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. Grats on the troll though.

7 slaphappybobo 2016-07-15

my ribs my throat hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

7 NihilistKnight 2016-07-15

M E M E M A G I C

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0 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-07-15

Praise Kek

7 boring_oneliner 2016-07-15

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/q1_32wPrdSQ/maxresdefault.jpg

7 Skip4play 2016-07-15

*slowclap

7 hoohootellemkeith 2016-07-15

I wish I could share this with someone who would understand how amazing it is.

6 Nulltor 2016-07-15

Bravo

6 ooyama 2016-07-15

Howling.

6 Patmcpsu 2016-07-15

Using Google Translate (emphasis added): The bomber was 31-year-old Antwan Kumiya from the same city. That report police sources told AFP. In his house search is performed today. Kumiya was a Tunisian with a residence permit in France.

https://www.powned.tv/artikel/paspoort-gevonden-in-vrachtwagen-aanslagplege

6 JosephSim 2016-07-15

I listen to old school O&A with Patrice and the gang daily and it makes me so depressed to come to this sub lately...

....but this is fucking magnificent, you beautiful bastards.

6 [deleted] 2016-07-15

additionally suspect has a known history of knife fighting in Tunisian alleyways and was last seen robbing tourists at the port of Marseilles.

6 beam1985 2016-07-15

40+ Google news hits on Antwan Kumiya

6 truthie 2016-07-15

I wish Anthony could understand how Goddamn funny this is.

6 tastyonions 2016-07-15

It looks like he made a comment about it on his Twitter but I don't think he knows it was actually picked up by some news sources. It went from a funny meme into an absolute home run.

5 mr__hat 2016-07-15

French newspaper debunking the story:

http://i.imgur.com/yNkoGxH.jpg

5 cbanks420lol 2016-07-15

The great part is that the picture came from twitter and I think they're basing the reddit part off of "alright reddit" in my tweet.

5 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15

As a Dutch guy I have to say I am extremely proud.

6 rahtin 2016-07-15

Tsss, you can't pay for everyone you cheap cocksucka?

4 Folken-braggart 2016-07-15

Godverdomme! Stomme eikels!

2 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15

Idd klootzakken.

4 ImDickJustice 2016-07-15

Ribs hurtin'.

7 leedsjr 2016-07-15

Dani?

4 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-07-15

And some folks are still buying it. Check out https://twitter.com/bdschram1?lang=en-gb

3 rahtin 2016-07-15

Damn, the one holding up the pic of him with the Qu'ran would have made this legendary.

No way people would have fallen for that though.

1 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-07-15

Yep

3 Dennyislife 2016-07-15

French just released another name. THIS IS A FALSE FLAG.

3 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-07-15

The bomber was 31-year-old Antwan Kumiya from the same city. That report police sources told AFP. In his house search is performed today. Kumiya was a Tunisian with a residence permit in France.

https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&u=https://www.powned.tv/artikel/paspoort-gevonden-in-vrachtwagen-aanslagplege&prev=search

3 Auntie_D1 2016-07-15

it's gone now. Screen shots is what is left

3 packitchofsositch 2016-07-15

A guy in an older thread wondered why the pic said 31 years old. I wanted to say to increase the chance someone might believe it, but I was afraid of scary downvotes because it was just a shitty pipedream.

But miracles do happen.

3 lemskroob 2016-07-15

So, do you think this will come up during Ant's next court appearance? Are they gonna give him back his guns if he cant be trusted with a truck?

3 3stepsbackward 2016-07-15

He could just say he was drunk driving and not beating up women, in order to save face.

2 late_50s_why 2016-07-15

Hey brother can you make archive snapshot before they take it down

2 late_50s_why 2016-07-15

http://archive.is/YmGPG

2 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-15

So.... anyone tweet this to him?

8 Knightscribe 2016-07-15

We've all long since been exiled to Block Island, sir.

3 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-15

Your welcome to tweet him and join us.. Bring beer

2 Knightscribe 2016-07-15

I'm already there, sweetie, have been since the night he thought he could get this sub shut down. Good times....

1 Knightscribe 2016-07-15

Although I do have another account I made for something else that I barely use....

:)

2 Wahoo_McDaniel 2016-07-15

Please. Please be real.

2 Madphite 2016-07-15

http://imgur.com/KdQt2uj

I see what you did there

2 Dennyislife 2016-07-15

https://twitter.com/RossalynWarren/status/753948508001079296

Ants girlfreind made the front page in Sydney...too much?

2 Senators86 2016-07-15

Holy shit is that funny, lmao good work whoever got the ball rolling on this hahaha

2 NHMatt 2016-07-15

I didn't even realize what his name was until now. I looked at his picture earlier and thought "wow, that's Anthony".

2 tastyonions 2016-07-15

It hard to put into words how funny this is....and it's equally sad I can't tell a single person in my life about it.

2 htownnucca 2016-07-15

You guys really are ball busting geniuses.

2 holodog 2016-07-15

Well it's as we all suspected. Anthony Cumia's Dad was Tunisian.

2 SuaveRico 2016-07-15

Bravo! You guys are the shit!

2 nazicumfarts 2016-07-15

I just tried explaining how amazing this is to my wife, and she doesn't understand... :(

2 MattressBoy 2016-07-15

This sub is funnier than O & J and TACS combined.

2 RBuddCumia 2016-07-15

I fucking love this sub so much.

2 thrillated 2016-07-15

We also can take credit for Piggy Girl's reputation as a joke thief, this place is unstoppable.

1 Plastastic 2016-07-15

Geweldig!

1 [deleted] 2016-07-15

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1 gizmozyzer 2016-07-15

Antwan made it on a Bulgarian news site too. A bulgarian person posted the screenshot on /pol/ claiming to stumble upon it on the newsite by accident, so the misinformation spread there too.

http://i.imgur.com/igHSq99.png

2 lemskroob 2016-07-15

one of the great things about the internet is, there is really no "EDIT" button. Once something is out there, thats it. This will never go away. It may never again be topical, but it will always be there to pop up on search results and GIS.

1 [deleted] 2016-07-15

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1 lemskroob 2016-07-15

Over 440 hits so far. Good work, people. Impressive.

https://s32.postimg.org/5jkny37d1/Capture.jpg

1 lemskroob 2016-07-15

and in GIS:
https://s32.postimg.org/b9bcwgdg5/Capture.jpg

1 Tempo119 2016-07-15

Has there been any connection found with this gentleman, also known for plowing through crowds?

1 buurp 2016-07-15

Man as a dutch person you can not believe how hard i laughed when i saw that today, godverdomme grappig

1 sueliza1767 2016-07-15