I wanna see one of these CNN drones recap the events of the past year in a damning tone. "He was reportedly arrested for domestic battery and was found stockpiling weapons."
if that description was accurate, i'd sign up right now, because you'd have to be a faggot not to love it. you forgot to mention the decaying flesh, the bowel-releasing vibration of explosives, the constant fucking praying, etc.
Antwan Kumiya has been using Compound Media to communicate with his cell for 2 years now. Word has it that a man by the name of Keith is the man on the inside at the police force, collecting and gathering an arsenal of weapons.
The cell also contained a mentally handicaped man with the code name "Bobo". Kumiya and his fellow extremist almost brainwashed the simpleton into commiting a suicide bombing on the French ambassador. Fortunately "Bobo" didn't had enough change for the bus ride to the ambassedy and he could be apprehended by the police.
He shot as well while he was driving. He also had grenades with him but didn't use them. Woulda been the perfect time in a crowded area like that. He got a shitload of kills with his truck, kind of impressive, really.
24 comments
26 andycumiashow 2016-07-15
I want to personally thank everyone involved in this. I don't say this nearly enough, but I love you all dearly. You're my greatest friends.
17 cakehornnigga 2016-07-15
Saddest thing I've ever read
12 andycumiashow 2016-07-15
A giant hug for you, my best friend of all!
3 AsinineBob 2016-07-15
this sub is a godsend. and so are you andy cumia
19 NihilistKnight 2016-07-15
I would be so happy if we somehow managed to meme magic Anthony's crater face onto international news sites.
2 TriangleDimes 2016-07-15
I wanna see one of these CNN drones recap the events of the past year in a damning tone. "He was reportedly arrested for domestic battery and was found stockpiling weapons."
14 piggyboi 2016-07-15
Ant would love an ISIS lifestyle - intolerance, plenty of teenage brides, and unlimited access to heavy weapons! He should look into it.
5 RacistPigeon 2016-07-15
Now that you sell it that way, maybe they're not such bad guys after all.
2 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15
Don't forget like the good Muslim he is he also doesn't drinks.
1 CosmicSlopShop 2016-07-15
-2 AsinineBob 2016-07-15
if that description was accurate, i'd sign up right now, because you'd have to be a faggot not to love it. you forgot to mention the decaying flesh, the bowel-releasing vibration of explosives, the constant fucking praying, etc.
8 DaveNone 2016-07-15
Great picture.
One problem with the the headline though, Anthony hasn't seen 31 in about 40 years.
6 3stepsbackward 2016-07-15
Antwan Kumiya has been using Compound Media to communicate with his cell for 2 years now. Word has it that a man by the name of Keith is the man on the inside at the police force, collecting and gathering an arsenal of weapons.
2 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-07-15
The cell also contained a mentally handicaped man with the code name "Bobo". Kumiya and his fellow extremist almost brainwashed the simpleton into commiting a suicide bombing on the French ambassador. Fortunately "Bobo" didn't had enough change for the bus ride to the ambassedy and he could be apprehended by the police.
4 cbanks420lol 2016-07-15
Credit goes to @RoosterMcdoogle for the picture, not sure what his name on here is.
3 Auntie_D1 2016-07-15
the guy who's claiming he made it is youaintgottoliecraig
3 AsinineBob 2016-07-15
what do we do? let us know leader. this is a cause i can get behind. let's make it happen.
2 Auntie_D1 2016-07-15
I bet he's freaking out right about now
2 cakehornnigga 2016-07-15
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss
2 aftershave 2016-07-15
He's a Nice Driver, not a shooter. Fucked this one up cb. It happens.
5 cbanks420lol 2016-07-15
Don't ever tell me how to live my life again.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-07-15
He shot as well while he was driving. He also had grenades with him but didn't use them. Woulda been the perfect time in a crowded area like that. He got a shitload of kills with his truck, kind of impressive, really.
1 deadfacecafe 2016-07-15
He's a Not So Nice Driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcUPmkxrfM
tss
1 never_say_negro 2016-07-15
Gavin reposted it