Ant's Tweet Distribution by Time - I took Ant's last ~1,300 Tweets and graphed the time of day they were made

25  2016-07-13 by Wolosocu

26 comments

29  ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-13

We know 6am is the perfect time to rob his home..

15  chrb13 2016-07-13

Right in the middle of the Bud Light-induced coma.

8  just_lou 2016-07-13

No, no. He went to rehab for 30 days and doesn't drink anymore.

10  hoohootellemkeith 2016-07-13

Actually it's been speculated that he may not be sober!

5  mikestl1988 2016-07-13

Plus he'd still be groggy from a fistful of xanex

10  ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-13

Whilst being gently spooned by Sue lightning

2  chrb13 2016-07-13

Spooned by Sue feat. Anthony Cumia™

1  Zenaesthetic 2016-07-13

Bud Light and Xanax, Ant is a middle-aged house wife.

26  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-07-13

Those hours look like either the hours of a teenager on summer break from high school or someone who's heavily drinking.

14  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-13

Perfect for both Ant and his trists then.

1  yippylips 2016-07-13

Really Big Crummy

-2  ScarletNumbers 2016-07-13

tryst, dipshit.

4  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-13

It has to be one of the gayer words in the English language, the fact that you know about its proper spelling and that you are even policing spelling in the first place says a lot.

1  yippylips 2016-07-13

Really Big Crummy

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10  WhatTooReal 2016-07-13

This is amazing. He goes to bed around 3am, sleeps a healthy 8 hours, starts tweeting, does his show at 4pm, tweets until 3am.

3  Wolosocu 2016-07-13

For comparison, here is the data of the last 1,300 (or so) Tweets for all three of them: https://goo.gl/KlYNUR

5  majestik6 2016-07-13

Jim Norton is a goddamn vampire

Does he sleep at all?!

Also: Opie lives a normal life

2  zenthedude 2016-07-13

Jim Norton is a goddamn vampire Does he sleep at all?!

Worms don't sleep.

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-1682,00.html

2  HiImLindsayLohanxx 2016-07-13

you are a god, did you do this by looking at those thousands of tweets? or with some sort of program?

9  Wolosocu 2016-07-13

A simple Perl script and Google Sheets is all it took.

25  ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-13

tss more like perl necklace tss

3  RonSwansonsCabin 2016-07-13

this guys fawkin gud!

2  cstack18 2016-07-13

This is too generic to come to any solid conclusions. We need more data. How does weather affect this cycle, the seasons? What effect does race specific news events have? Get back to the spreadsheets.

1  [deleted] 2016-07-13

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1  ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-07-13

I'd be more curious about the dates he tweets most on. I have a suspicion they cluster around particular events

0  Jackatard 2016-07-13

My God.....the autism is strong in this one.

1  letsgedditawn 2016-07-13

He made a graph.

2  chrb13 2016-07-13

Spooned by Sue feat. Anthony Cumia™