Greggs religon

1  2016-07-13 by Mike4151

Is the Opster all in with religion still? Or just getting a little taste of a certain one nowadays?

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That's Gregg in the corner

that's ope at the nail salon, sipping grapefruit spritzer

Haven't you noticed his customary bald scalp traditionally worn by monks of the Philly brothermanhood?

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just a little taste

There's the church of Opie. Someone actually wrote this years ago

The commandments were not given to us by Opie Himself, but handed down by the Church Council. They are a set of guidelines by which to lead an Opie-like lifestyle. Because these are rules made by mere mortals, who unlike Opie are imperfect by their very nature, the rules may be changed at any time.

I. Thou shalt subscribe to XM Satellite Radio.

II. Thou shalt imbibe one cup of yogurt (AKA "The Blood of Opie") every morning at 9 AM, lest your blood sugar become too low.

III. Thou shalt fidget incessantly.

IV. Thou shalt dress as the Lord on religious holidays.

V. Thou shalt Inline Skate.

VI. Thou shalt seek to perfect "The Psycho Factor", in the image of our Lord.

He definitely believes in the word of Gawd.

He's said he's not to sure about the Je-sauce.

I thought he might be following the religion of what SAMCRO and Anthony believe in. Maybe even the HVAC Lawd.

Well after the greal Paltalk Schism, his faith was shaken to its core.