i love this new O&A subreddit story arc: beef with the pathetically self-conscious dopes at /r/short . So pointless and silly. Just because one half of the radio duo that had a marginally popular show once stands at 5'4".
I borrowed my grandmothers shitty little old car once. I was pumping gas and this really short guy, maybe 5'4, pulls up in a new corvette beside me with a hot bitch beside him. He gets out, sees im really tall and driving a shitty little car and says "Nice car bro" to me while his gf giggled. I was fucking furious so I just pointed at him and started laughing and mocking him out for the 3 inch heels on his boots. Judging from the look he gave me, if he had a gun on him he would have shot me in the face.
I dont know dude, when you find a particularly crazy /r/short member their shit is pretty fun to go through...for example this lengthy piece about the heightism in Broad City. near the top of his submitted posts. I could see it being entertaining looking for long ridiculous posts
I look away from this sub for like a week and there's a new obsession? He doesn't even have anything to do with shitty comedians from a dead radio show.
The post linked at the top is funny enough, or at least it's intended to be. Maybe not by this sub's standards, there's no part where he calls a baby a nigger and fucks it, but in normal people world it's comical.
A Subreddit devoted to providing a safe space for Eurasians to discuss the unique challenges of being children of White Fathers and Asian Mothers.
Shit, how many extremely specific subtypes need their own hidey-holes for their self-pity parties?
The fuck is next? /r/CNPILIA: Canadian Native Pacific Islanders Living In America for discussions on the trials and tribulations of being a pacific Islander who emigrated to the US from Canada?
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11 Scott_Vertical 2016-07-12
i love this new O&A subreddit story arc: beef with the pathetically self-conscious dopes at /r/short . So pointless and silly. Just because one half of the radio duo that had a marginally popular show once stands at 5'4".
2 cbanks420lol 2016-07-12
Are you talking about Ant or Jim? To be fair Anthony is actually 5'5".
7 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-07-12
Silly half man boy doesn't realize that he'll start pulling 6'4 caliber tang if he participates in #nowanks
7 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-12
That was awesome.
1 yippylips 2016-07-12
Really Big Crummy
7 Nulltor 2016-07-12
I borrowed my grandmothers shitty little old car once. I was pumping gas and this really short guy, maybe 5'4, pulls up in a new corvette beside me with a hot bitch beside him. He gets out, sees im really tall and driving a shitty little car and says "Nice car bro" to me while his gf giggled. I was fucking furious so I just pointed at him and started laughing and mocking him out for the 3 inch heels on his boots. Judging from the look he gave me, if he had a gun on him he would have shot me in the face.
Tldr; short people are angry as fuck.
6 3stepsbackward 2016-07-12
Those poor midget fucks are insane. Someone needs to pick them up and throw them into a wall, like a dart.
I even tried to unite us with them, in our war against Opie and Anthony; but no dice: https://np.reddit.com/r/short/comments/4se3va/figured_out_where_some_weird_posts_are_coming/d58qdxw?context=3
2 RacksDiciprine 2016-07-12
I appreciate your efforts
1 imakefarts 2016-07-12
Was I right, then? You guys suck at trolling, honest.
1 cbanks420lol 2016-07-12
Anthony Cumia is 5'4" too so don't feel bad.
5 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
Well there it is. The most autistic thing I've ever seen.
9 andycumiashow 2016-07-12
All the height in the world can't undo whatever that was. Poor little guy.
5 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
/u/GeoffreyArnold, comment?
7 Lyle_Chippers0n 2016-07-12
Which thing? The long-winded diatribe about being tall or the fact that somebody went through a year of posts to find it?
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
I dont know dude, when you find a particularly crazy /r/short member their shit is pretty fun to go through...for example this lengthy piece about the heightism in Broad City. near the top of his submitted posts. I could see it being entertaining looking for long ridiculous posts
1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-07-12
His ' and " keys must be tired as shit.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
lmao
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
Actually you didnt have to look back a year, Uncle Geoff brought it back up a few months ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/short/comments/441ksi/this_subreddit_has_been_slow_lately_so_lets/
0 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-12
Read your history...
Ooohhh shit in yur face
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
:(
4 gaycunt04 2016-07-12
Not being able to reach shit off the top shelf really does a number on those faggots.
3 onlongisland 2016-07-12
/u/GeoffreyArnold, comment?
3 JesusLesnar 2016-07-12
What were you doing on a year old /r/short post
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
Uncle Geoff brought it back up a few months ago.
1 CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-12
Geoffrey is royalty here, you out of the loop bastard.
1 JesusLesnar 2016-07-12
I look away from this sub for like a week and there's a new obsession? He doesn't even have anything to do with shitty comedians from a dead radio show.
4 CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-12
He's even better. He's an angry midget who is a target for literally no good reason.
3 JesusLesnar 2016-07-12
I'm reading his comment history right now and it's hysterical. He's an angry, tiny proud boy.
1 TriangleDimes 2016-07-12
The post linked at the top is funny enough, or at least it's intended to be. Maybe not by this sub's standards, there's no part where he calls a baby a nigger and fucks it, but in normal people world it's comical.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
He wants to be Malcolm X for short people and its hilarious. I dont care how it was found or why but its the best thing /r/OnA could be doing.
3 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
And I vant a toilet made of solid gold but It's just not in the cards now is it?
5 TriangleDimes 2016-07-12
Good one, Dracula
1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
Sorry my movie reference wasn't 45 years old
3 [deleted] 2016-07-12
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2 allenricketts 2016-07-12
The flairs on that sub got a nigga ribs hurtin' today.
1 drudrudrudru 2016-07-12
What the hell did I just read?
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-07-12
If you want to fuck with another self hate sub try r/hapas
0 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
Shit, how many extremely specific subtypes need their own hidey-holes for their self-pity parties?
The fuck is next? /r/CNPILIA: Canadian Native Pacific Islanders Living In America for discussions on the trials and tribulations of being a pacific Islander who emigrated to the US from Canada?