My alcoholism was reaching critical mass, so I'm going to do my absolute best to stop drinking, diet really well, go to the gym, lose weight, get my life together so I can look and feel better than I have in years when I start my inevitable downward spiral back into drinking and depression and sloth.
I imagine Doug Stanhope's reaction to that blabbering idiot was the exact same as when Benny sees the resurrected Courier for the first time.
Benny was surprised because an apparent miracle had happened.
Doug was surprised because Sherrod having a seat on an international radio show is a miracle, one that makes me deeply question my faith in God.
Im okay, forgot to eat dinner yesterday, been pooping yellow all day. Got a little drunk at work, I don't think my coworkers respect me. Got a pimple on my ass, makes it hurt to sit. Thank you for listening to me, let's go out for lunch some time.
meh ... overnight shift.. kinda bored ... i will leave around 6am ... have a beer smoke a blunt , but i gotta be up again by lunch cause my gak guy is swinging by, then my friend jake is coming over and we will discuss road tripping down south when football season starts... anybody seen the new LA rams stadium?
fucking great ... college stadiums have the worst seats. i might still go cause LA is fun and thers other stuff blah blah .. but that seriously makes me consider waiting ... were going to Boston in November but i was hoping for one in September .... bro the 9r's new stadium is awesome but so fucking far from SF the train was like 2 hours
25 comments
10 SGFTI 2016-07-12
My life is an endless pit of despair and only a fear of death keeps me from ending it all.
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-12
lol
1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
Aw Buck up young fella :D
6 Opprobriousness 2016-07-12
Two days sober and I wish I was dead.
4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
oof. sober from what?
11 Thomas_Daly 2016-07-12
Negro semen.
6 Opprobriousness 2016-07-12
LOL, good one.
Like I could go two days without that...
4 Opprobriousness 2016-07-12
My alcoholism was reaching critical mass, so I'm going to do my absolute best to stop drinking, diet really well, go to the gym, lose weight, get my life together so I can look and feel better than I have in years when I start my inevitable downward spiral back into drinking and depression and sloth.
4 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
That's four days longer than Ant has ever gone without drinking.
5 Clibanarius 2016-07-12
I'm good. Bored. Heavily-modded Fallout New Vegas right now for games.
3 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
Listening to Opie and Jim and knowing Sherrod was their replacement for Patrice makes you beg for a Nuclear Winter :(
7 Clibanarius 2016-07-12
Hahaha. Nice. Dassabesso jus courierin an fukkn
8 redtheftauto 2016-07-12
Dassabesso, just patrolling the Mojave an fuckin
6 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
I imagine Doug Stanhope's reaction to that blabbering idiot was the exact same as when Benny sees the resurrected Courier for the first time.
Benny was surprised because an apparent miracle had happened. Doug was surprised because Sherrod having a seat on an international radio show is a miracle, one that makes me deeply question my faith in God.
3 redtheftauto 2016-07-12
"What in the godamn..."
4 Amiigo7 2016-07-12
Not so good. Do eyeballs grow back?
3 Balake123 2016-07-12
Hello, who is this?
3 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-12
It's John
3 [deleted] 2016-07-12
hi john
3 Dagidugidai 2016-07-12
Im okay, forgot to eat dinner yesterday, been pooping yellow all day. Got a little drunk at work, I don't think my coworkers respect me. Got a pimple on my ass, makes it hurt to sit. Thank you for listening to me, let's go out for lunch some time.
1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-12
meh ... overnight shift.. kinda bored ... i will leave around 6am ... have a beer smoke a blunt , but i gotta be up again by lunch cause my gak guy is swinging by, then my friend jake is coming over and we will discuss road tripping down south when football season starts... anybody seen the new LA rams stadium?
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-12
I thought they were playing in the USC stadium this year?
1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-12
fucking great ... college stadiums have the worst seats. i might still go cause LA is fun and thers other stuff blah blah .. but that seriously makes me consider waiting ... were going to Boston in November but i was hoping for one in September .... bro the 9r's new stadium is awesome but so fucking far from SF the train was like 2 hours
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-12
Get a room.
1 redtheftauto 2016-07-12
https://youtu.be/MDACd-ShjHk