​Amy Schumer has killed her way to the top

0  2016-07-12 by [deleted]

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How great would it be if this headline was literal and Amy Schumer was revealed to somehow be behind the theatre shooting and all these acts of gun violence to help further her own career?

Very inspirational! Thnx

I hate everything you post.

Ah shucks...you gonna make me blush Knickers

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They can write whatever they want at this point. She's finished.

Amy Schumer has killed her way to the top with an unapologetic and unabashed brand of humor.

Yet she demands everyone apologize over the smallest jokes/remarks about her.

Yeah, people around here just call her a fat cunty pig piece of gahbage, but we also say jkwinkyface after.

What is she doing? This bitch wants to be a model.

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On her first sexual experience: "My first sexual experience was not a good one. I didn't think about it until I started reading my journal again. When it happened, I wrote about it almost like a throwaway. It was like, And then I looked down and realized he was inside of me. He was saying, 'I'm so sorry' and 'I can't believe I did this.'"

has every comedian been molested as a child or what?

The pig has a face