We're lucky to have people on this sub who sacrifice their sanity everyday listening to this shit show, just to bring us these little nuggets..
Thank you op 👊🏾✊🏿
Unsurprisingly it was fucking torture. Opie doing that thing where he mimics the worthless douche he thinks is cool. Plus there was a whole "just got back from vacay, all rested up, let's DO THIS!" energy. Lots of yelling and noise making. Could have been the most annoying 15 minutes of the show ever.
The whole dasdabesso thing was posted like 3 weeks before it actually really took off, which it only did because someone here found out they got blocked by him for posting it. He just keeps earning himself more dasdabessoing, doesn't he?
Oh no, it took off right away because anyone still wasting time of this shit actually listened to that day's show on purpose when it was new because of Stanhope
Its amazing how much better E Rock is as broadcaster compared to droop tits just by listening to him speak for 30 seconds with out getting trashed. I know the bar is so low that he could practically step over it but he's a fatso so I feel it evens it out. So I'm back to being impressed.
Jimmy took a shot at Sherrod at some point in the episode too. Don't really feel like listening back to find it and of course there was no reaction from the rest of those dummies.
i have a house down in wildwood crest at diamond beach, and also still own the condo that gets rented for the summer at the very end of atlantic ave in the huge upscale development right next to the new Icona building the caller mentioned. I'd bet money that the development is probably where opie stayed if he was staying in diamond beach/wildwood crest since it has a private beach and is gated with several pools and hot tubs and all... Fuck man i was down all week last week/weekend & if opie was surf fishing down there at diamond beach i probably walked by him at least once and just didn't notice
god damnit i would have fucking loved to just sit there and do some "people watching" and just watch Opie probably being a retard surf fishing with no idea what he was doing and probably having everything done for him by whoever he was fishing with since he talks about using pliers while fishing to remove a hook like its some new invention...Fuccckkk i would have loved to observe his autism in person from afar
Oh god — that fake, shouty, wannabe-jock voice Tits does telling that awful blueberries story after, and no one even reacting or laughing to it.... just bloody awful.
Chocolate Chip, as we all know, can barely enunciate let alone retain information like one of the biggest boxing headlines of the past decade. I don't give a fuck about UFC or boxing but I remember that. Up there with Tyson/Holyfield. He clearly had no idea what Cooney was talking about but tried to sound intelligent, which he isn't.
Cooney: "when Margarito loaded his gloves up."
ME (in his high-pitched defensive voice): "I didn't know aaa ny of this. I-I-I'm soooo rry."
Cooney: "Margarito loaded his glo-"
Chocolate Chip: "Glubs ub. He put weights in dere."
Cooney (incredulous that someone can fuck up a major fact that badly): "Nooo Nooo ooo they put plaster of paris in there... hahahaha."
CC: "Oooooohh das... {shuts the fuck up for once}"
44 comments
63 Opieisgod 2016-07-11
YouTube comment
Ringing endorsement.
27 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-11
He should use that quote on his posters for his next gig
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22 strappingyoungladdie 2016-07-11
The sad thing is how untruthfullly generous that assessment is.
6 joomommyhappy 2016-07-11
that doesn't sound like dabessdoe
He's been Ghostbusters-reviewed.
50 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-11
We're lucky to have people on this sub who sacrifice their sanity everyday listening to this shit show, just to bring us these little nuggets.. Thank you op 👊🏾✊🏿
32 satsamsit 2016-07-11
Stupid auto correct turned it into "nuggets."
7 yul_brynner 2016-07-11
Jimmy "Nuggets" Norton
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-11
Line of the day.
6 yul_brynner 2016-07-11
I was given warning norton didn't arrive until 15 mins in, so was a sherrod and tits fest. I at least skipped that.
3 packitchofsositch 2016-07-11
Unsurprisingly it was fucking torture. Opie doing that thing where he mimics the worthless douche he thinks is cool. Plus there was a whole "just got back from vacay, all rested up, let's DO THIS!" energy. Lots of yelling and noise making. Could have been the most annoying 15 minutes of the show ever.
2 yul_brynner 2016-07-11
Come October, I think it's going to be just the Tits, Vic and Sherrod show. Jesus christ sirius management is going to can his ass.
26 golightlys_iphone 2016-07-11
His new show debuts on Wednesday. Be sure to check up on the A&E Facebook page to like & share updates. Please NO BRIGADING OR JOCKTOBER-esque antics.
10 imcrapyall 2016-07-11
dAss&bEsso just new show and cancellin'
8 cakehornnigga 2016-07-11
What? You don't think this sub is capable of posting postitive and encouraging things? You've got some nerve
22 dassabessdoe 2016-07-11
Three dassabessdoes and nothing. I hate these people.
11 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-07-11
you can hear the cringe in the room, old turkey just keeps gobbling about his drones and south beach.
8 aTwinkForFez 2016-07-11
just pretend it isnt happening, it will go away
17 Guinness525 2016-07-11
There should be at least one dassabesso call whenever he's in.
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9 Ant_Sucks 2016-07-11
Potential new DassaBessdo just a few seconds after 1:15:21
"Ushudgo downder got tings to dooooooooooooooooooooo"
Nobody cares Sherrod
5 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-07-11
Just missing the conversation skidding to a halt, along with a dumbfounded look on Stanhope's face.
3 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-07-11
Opie: "I always said that oh my ghawd
8 KennethFresno 2016-07-11
The whole dasdabesso thing was posted like 3 weeks before it actually really took off, which it only did because someone here found out they got blocked by him for posting it. He just keeps earning himself more dasdabessoing, doesn't he?
-1 SlamballReunionTour 2016-07-11
Oh no, it took off right away because anyone still wasting time of this shit actually listened to that day's show on purpose when it was new because of Stanhope
5 SGFTI 2016-07-11
I forced myself to listen for Stanhope a couple weeks later.
1 CIAshill18081990 2016-07-11
Still haven't got around to it
5 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-07-11
Its amazing how much better E Rock is as broadcaster compared to droop tits just by listening to him speak for 30 seconds with out getting trashed. I know the bar is so low that he could practically step over it but he's a fatso so I feel it evens it out. So I'm back to being impressed.
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5 Scott_Farkus 2016-07-11
Jimmy took a shot at Sherrod at some point in the episode too. Don't really feel like listening back to find it and of course there was no reaction from the rest of those dummies.
2 yul_brynner 2016-07-11
I don't remember that, but then again, I left the room for diarrhea purposes at least four times.
1 Palpable_Hate 2016-07-11
It was posted here the day of.
5 TARE_ME 2016-07-11
I wish there were a website... god... if only...
5 strappingyoungladdie 2016-07-11
Jesus christ, I seriously couldn't get 10 seconds past the timestamp. Greg's fake "guy" voice causes me physical pain at this point. I'm fucked up
4 dfuller39 2016-07-11
We need to infiltrate his twitter with more dassabesso's in replies. He HATES it.
3 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-11
This thread = DASSABESSO
3 DianaKurlan10 2016-07-11
This is the most humourless attempt at humour, the most joyless attempt at joy, fucking phony assholes.
3 chippersan 2016-07-11
i have a house down in wildwood crest at diamond beach, and also still own the condo that gets rented for the summer at the very end of atlantic ave in the huge upscale development right next to the new Icona building the caller mentioned. I'd bet money that the development is probably where opie stayed if he was staying in diamond beach/wildwood crest since it has a private beach and is gated with several pools and hot tubs and all... Fuck man i was down all week last week/weekend & if opie was surf fishing down there at diamond beach i probably walked by him at least once and just didn't notice
god damnit i would have fucking loved to just sit there and do some "people watching" and just watch Opie probably being a retard surf fishing with no idea what he was doing and probably having everything done for him by whoever he was fishing with since he talks about using pliers while fishing to remove a hook like its some new invention...Fuccckkk i would have loved to observe his autism in person from afar
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3 FloggingTheHorses 2016-07-11
Oh god — that fake, shouty, wannabe-jock voice Tits does telling that awful blueberries story after, and no one even reacting or laughing to it.... just bloody awful.
1 yul_brynner 2016-07-11
"I had a moment sharing blueberries with my driver.
Urghh.
2 NumeroOtto 2016-07-11
he simply didnt get it
2 GRIZx 2016-07-11
What has this show become? There's prime jokes getting ignored
2 [deleted] 2016-07-11
Dassabitdo
2 frankdive 2016-07-11
havent listened to the recent shows in a while, sounds like e-rock has got himself a pair of balls now. good fo' you spidah.
1 jarjarjelly 2016-07-11
LOL FAFSDFSDFSDFSDFSDF I hope he is part of this sub, absolute class
1 Balake123 2016-07-11
I forgot there's a live show.
1 RamonFrunkis 2016-07-11
He's got da Gobrachoff go, he gotta whole buncha things goin' on up dere. What a fucking dunce.
My favorite part of yesterday was when Gerry Cooney was talking about the Antonio Margarito vs Sugar Shane Mosley controversy.
Chocolate Chip, as we all know, can barely enunciate let alone retain information like one of the biggest boxing headlines of the past decade. I don't give a fuck about UFC or boxing but I remember that. Up there with Tyson/Holyfield. He clearly had no idea what Cooney was talking about but tried to sound intelligent, which he isn't.
Cooney: "when Margarito loaded his gloves up."
ME (in his high-pitched defensive voice): "I didn't know aaa ny of this. I-I-I'm soooo rry."
Cooney: "Margarito loaded his glo-"
Chocolate Chip: "Glubs ub. He put weights in dere."
Cooney (incredulous that someone can fuck up a major fact that badly): "Nooo Nooo ooo they put plaster of paris in there... hahahaha."
CC: "Oooooohh das... {shuts the fuck up for once}"
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5 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-07-11
Just missing the conversation skidding to a halt, along with a dumbfounded look on Stanhope's face.
7 yul_brynner 2016-07-11
Jimmy "Nuggets" Norton
3 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-07-11
Opie: "I always said that oh my ghawd
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-11
Line of the day.
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