When is 4"8 gay, edgy, veteran comedian Jim Norton gonna deliver the perks that are impossible to deliver?
44 2016-07-11 by chrb13
You know - the ones like early access, commentary files, voice in the show, producer credit etc. that are literally impossible to deliver now the wonderful cartoon isn't going ahead.
It's nearing on 5 months since funding ended now. A terminally ill child lost his fighting spirit (and life) in no small part because of James Norton's failure to furnish the poor boy with his "brought to you by" credit and there are no end of truck drivers having sleepless nights wondering when their Chip Chipperson bumper stickers and t-shirts are gonna arrive in the mail.
How far does this have to go Jimmy? Lives are being ruined because of your actions.
31 comments
35 cbanks420lol 2016-07-11
Looking forward to receiving my Chip Chipperson perks is the only thing stopping me from killing myself. Jim will have my blood on his hands if he doesn't deliver.
No mean comments please.
14 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-11
The way I read this is once you receive your perks you will no longer have anything to keep from killing yourself? If Jim delivers he will have blood on his hands.
10 cbanks420lol 2016-07-11
Shit. Looks like I'll be staying alive then.
10 chrb13 2016-07-11
Don't worry. Even this community of animals isn't so insensitive as to trigger during such a delicate time. If you ever need to talk I'm here for you.
I'm even thinking of setting up a new support sub at r/wherearemyfuckingperkswormycunt
13 andycumiashow 2016-07-11
Jimmy, please think of the Bentons.
10 Opprobriousness 2016-07-11
That may be the saddest thing I have ever seen in my life.
6 dirtyjoo 2016-07-11
That may be the
saddestdumbest thing I have ever seen in my life.6 blackirishlad 2016-07-11
I can guaranty there's only one benton and the line will end with him.
5 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-07-11
What an odd amount
6 [deleted] 2016-07-11
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1 late_50s_why 2016-07-11
I believe that 9 bucks is for shipping
4 thrillated 2016-07-11
Poor Billy Benton hasn't gotten new clothes or shoes for months, but I'm sure Jim could've used the cash to buy another tranny prostitute.
6 DaveNone 2016-07-11
Jimmy spent that thousand dollars on a nice dinner with a female comedian he wants to fuck. But she left on the arm of another man at the end of the dinner and Jim had Kenny pick him up a tranny for the night with the 9 bucks.
7 AntsCamera 2016-07-11
When he admits Opie is a fucking hack.
Never. He knows he is shit, but he loves how he can get free money from fat people and truckers.
So Never, as a matter of fact, I am sure he will have another "project" soon that needs a cash influx.
Just like the last one, he will collect and not deliver.
He sure treats his fans well. I wish more people knew about his failed Chip venture.
4 chrb13 2016-07-11
so you're saying never?
7 AntsCamera 2016-07-11
Sorry, I did not make it clear in my post.
NEVER.
Sorry sir.
3 DanisRibs 2016-07-11
The only positive outcome from this will be if all of the faggots that actually donated to this eventually organize a class action lawsuit and Jim ends up having to sell all of his Black Sabbath memorabilia, moves into a slightly smaller apartment and eventually hangs himself 10 or 15 years down the road.
7 chrb13 2016-07-11
a slightly smaller apartment? 10 or 15 years down the road?
You don't hold back, do ya, ya fuckin' animal?
3 dankfranklin 2016-07-11
Jim is scum and I wish upon him even draftier windows.
2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-11
He needs to hire a fulfillment center, AKA purchase new windows for his Hughes lite apartment.
2 Dannyprecise 2016-07-11
What does 4 inch 8 mean?
2 chrb13 2016-07-11
Your penis is rock hard
1 bigmattson 2016-07-11
WE HEARD YOU...
1 panjshirlion 2016-07-11
Is anyone here complaining about perks actually waiting on a perk? Speak up now so I can mock you.
3 chrb13 2016-07-11
I am. I may have donated nothing but I still want my perks goddammit.
1 aprosbro 2016-07-11
Those large dollar rewards and the people that financed them are exactly why shit like this is exploitation and Jim really is a scum bag for putting his name on it.
1 DryTeeth 2016-07-11
Sounds like some of those perks would've required actual donations??
I still believe he's a dirtbag for not delivering. But some of those sounded like the bigger donations.
1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-11
inb4 "Is there any reason his height is mentioned in the title?"
1 brmlb 2016-07-11
Jim Norton delivers you perks everyday, via his co-host.
Perky tits, that is.
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10 chrb13 2016-07-11
Sir, I donated $0.00 to that cartoon. I have a right to know what's going on with the perks.
3 cbanks420lol 2016-07-11
Jim? WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PERKS...FUCK
4 chrb13 2016-07-11
I don't think wee Jimmy's ribs would take the pounding that Dani's did. He's a frail boy.
10 chrb13 2016-07-11
Don't worry. Even this community of animals isn't so insensitive as to trigger during such a delicate time. If you ever need to talk I'm here for you.
I'm even thinking of setting up a new support sub at r/wherearemyfuckingperkswormycunt
14 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-11
The way I read this is once you receive your perks you will no longer have anything to keep from killing yourself? If Jim delivers he will have blood on his hands.
10 cbanks420lol 2016-07-11
Shit. Looks like I'll be staying alive then.