she's had these awful vids of her doing what I assume is a public access show on youtube for years now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFBCsJgBjg4
This one in particular features a completely unfuckable sam roberts.
She might be cute, I honestly don't know. the fact that she let that guy fuck her skews my perception
The fact that the only person she can pull is CroMag the Radio Bitch shows that despite her looks there is something seriously wrong with her mentally. I'm guessing some sort of personality disorder or bipolar issues.
Listen, guys. You don't have to "get" how to seamlessly transition from 'Christopher Columbus' to 'rape.' All you have to do is sit back and soak in the funny.
Which one is Noelle? Youtube comments make me think I am missing an upskirt somewhere. Sam's chick is cute...I'm impressed with this event on the whole.
Noelle Foley is the blonde in the tight dress. He was saying "cross those legs" b/c audience members are in the perfect vantage point to stare right up her dress.
Keep in mind, this is a woman who looked at Sam -- whose puberty must have been like the first transformation scene in 'An American Werewolf in London' and a midnight showing of 'Trog' -- and said 'yeah, I could fuck that and carry its child to the dawning of the NeoCro-Magnon age.'
Completing to a 9 with her ability to tolerate childish bullshit and hot voice. Who constitutes a nine then if not her? I got my lube ready, let's see some proper taste then faggot.
Think about who you would consider a 10. Victoria's Secret Models are what I would consider a 10. Do you think she is just 1 notch below that? Get ahold of yourself
Knew you wouldn't name one name or post one picture. Photoshop is what constitutes a 10? Or some vapid, vain cunt who will have one stalk of celery and a glass of water for dinner? What great company to be around. Jess comes across as someone who might have something to occasionally bring to a conversation.
You spoke that response like a true neckbeard who doesn't actually interact with humans.
Are you seriously infusing personality into a rating specifically geared towards looks? You want a name? Easy. Emmy Rossum, Emma Watson, Olivia Munn, Scarlett Johansson and Emelia Clarke just to name a few. The 1-10 scale is based on looks alone, not who you might be fantasizing about dating and falling in love with. Sorry, but she is no more than a 7, at best. I'm sure she is a sweet girl, but that means nothing. Now go kill yourself, faggot.
I'll give you Scarlett Johansson, but Jess being a 7? Yeah, you go ahead and tell yourself that buddy. You're so above it all mahn. But thanks for telling me how the 1-10 scale works, like I honestly give two fucks. I might kill myself one day, but I promise I'll take faggots like you down with me.
Ooof. You sound like such an idiotic twat. Your silly argument got crushed by my superior logic. What am I above exactly? You called her a 9, which is just objectively false. You got your feelings hurt, and you lashed out with zero argument except "she had a great personality!" You sound like an obsessed fanboy. Your going to take all of us out tough guy? I'm begging you to come find me, pussy.
Funny coming from a guy anonymously white knighting on Reddit. Go back to jerking off watching wrestling in your Sam Roberts t-shirt. Unfortunately that mongoloid and is average looking wife will never acknowledge your existence. You sound like every terrible caller that O&A ever put on air.
I'm throwing up in my mouth. Listen to more O&A and sharpen your wit a bit. That is, when you're not busy fucking super models and driving Lamborghinis champ.
Why are you lying anonymously on the internet? Jess is a good catch, and you'd parade her around with you head high you fucking liar. "Kinda" rofl, you've never even touched anyone nearly as pretty as her. Just stop.
Except that precisely what you are. Spoken like a true retard who scans every picture of a woman for one shard of a pixel that doesn't look pristine and goes "Ugh, what a mess. A 6 at best."
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28 im_not 2016-07-11
She's really cute
7 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-11
anyone who says she isn't is gay.
-5 jaghutgathos 2016-07-11
Yes, she is. Why do I think she's the top in the relationship?
25 Xicor1 2016-07-11
To willingly carry Sam's genes forward is to be nothing less than a traitor to the human race.
3 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-07-11
Literally spreading genetic disease.
2 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-07-11
So you think when Sam mutated into his present form, the conservation between son and mother went like this:
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU CREATED!" "...what have I wraught?? GOD, FORGIVE ME!!"
-1 Nulltor 2016-07-11
Came here to write this
0 ThrowThrow117 2016-07-11
No you didn't.
2 Nulltor 2016-07-11
Oh. Ok.
11 jizzajam 2016-07-11
she's had these awful vids of her doing what I assume is a public access show on youtube for years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFBCsJgBjg4 This one in particular features a completely unfuckable sam roberts. She might be cute, I honestly don't know. the fact that she let that guy fuck her skews my perception
12 TriangleDimes 2016-07-11
lol
10 Troll1987 2016-07-11
Towning Around? What's the Haps? these 2 dopes were made for each other.
1 dannoomg 2016-07-11
Trying to fuck her way to showbiz?
1 JesusLesnar 2016-07-11
Any woman with low standards is a good egg in my book because she might fuck me
1 analogchild 2016-07-11
They use condoms
0 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-07-11
The fact that the only person she can pull is CroMag the Radio Bitch shows that despite her looks there is something seriously wrong with her mentally. I'm guessing some sort of personality disorder or bipolar issues.
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3 karmacompanion 2016-07-11
"Someone asked me the other day,
ScorchSam, why do you do what you do?"7 rtanner85 2016-07-11
This is awful
3 CharlieSheenAids 2016-07-11
it stinks and i dont like it
6 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-07-11
What an awful human being.
4 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2016-07-11
Sammy really needs Jim to keep him honest. He turns into a shitty comic wanna be in front of an audience.
3 juuujuu 2016-07-11
No man can open a show this homo https://youtu.be/cJ6K_j60APU?t=33s and have that many smokin' girls around him
3 juuujuu 2016-07-11
If you look like you are growing horns out of your head http://imgur.com/nWjuyOV why would you add a visual element to the show
3 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-07-11
Holy shit, he looks like Unfrozen Caveman Accountant.
1 michaeIcolestie 2016-07-11
Someone photo shop him with 2 horns growing in between his bald spotting afro
3 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-11
i wanna shrink her down and suck on her like a lollipop.
3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-11
She'll be carrying on his zika virus as well.
2 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-07-11
I thought they had split up. Wha happen?
3 Lish_fips89 2016-07-11
I heard that, good for her.
2 zenicaone 2016-07-11
"wants" is not the right word here
I am married to this faggot so, meh, I guess I will have to one day
is probably her way of thinking about it
2 gizmozyzer 2016-07-11
Sam is a cuckold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFW-dnY31V4
1 maynardsabeast 2016-07-11
she seems like a sweetheart and Sam is a good egg
1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-07-11
And the eventual birth of their child will be like the end of 'Threads.'
1 CellularPeptideCake 2016-07-11
Listen, guys. You don't have to "get" how to seamlessly transition from 'Christopher Columbus' to 'rape.' All you have to do is sit back and soak in the funny.
1 thewordthewho 2016-07-11
Which one is Noelle? Youtube comments make me think I am missing an upskirt somewhere. Sam's chick is cute...I'm impressed with this event on the whole.
1 Caverlock 2016-07-11
Noelle Foley is the blonde in the tight dress. He was saying "cross those legs" b/c audience members are in the perfect vantage point to stare right up her dress.
1 chickennuggetkid 2016-07-11
That's Opie's "side piece".
1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-07-11
Keep in mind, this is a woman who looked at Sam -- whose puberty must have been like the first transformation scene in 'An American Werewolf in London' and a midnight showing of 'Trog' -- and said 'yeah, I could fuck that and carry its child to the dawning of the NeoCro-Magnon age.'
1 AntsCamera 2016-07-11
She fucked a black man, disgusting.
Vote for Trump, then we can outlaw these people from getting married.
1 mnchld06 2016-07-11
Good for Sam
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1 BoDi_Falcone 2016-07-11
A little bit before that (at 2:19:50) you could see his mom and dad.
1 Taureg01 2016-07-11
Remember when Sam booked his honey moon room and he was so cheap it was on the same level of the parking garage.
1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-11
noel foley is so fucking hot
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1 strappingyoungladdie 2016-07-11
What the fuck is wrong with her?
1 RacistPigeon 2016-07-11
Yay she's a six and Sam's a negative six. Together they make a perfect zero.
1 chippersan 2016-07-11
hahah did anybody else notice jimmy doesnt start twitching till mick foleys daughter comes out
0 BullsLawDan 2016-07-11
You mean Katie Linendoll? She's all over the place.
1 ErectSnake 2016-07-11
sam is jimesque with that shiela
0 Guinness525 2016-07-11
Sam is a cheeky little gremlin. I like him.
0 stinkskc 2016-07-11
Are you sure that's her? I've seen video of her before and she did not look like that
5 Jayboca 2016-07-11
It's definetely her
0 dflorio 2016-07-11
Listened to the whole show, pretty good.
-2 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
How is that even fucking possible
How does Sam land a 9 like that? HOW????
21 cakehornnigga 2016-07-11
A 9?? Relax
11 goo-gobbler 2016-07-11
1980?!
-1 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
Completing to a 9 with her ability to tolerate childish bullshit and hot voice. Who constitutes a nine then if not her? I got my lube ready, let's see some proper taste then faggot.
4 cakehornnigga 2016-07-11
Think about who you would consider a 10. Victoria's Secret Models are what I would consider a 10. Do you think she is just 1 notch below that? Get ahold of yourself
-5 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
Knew you wouldn't name one name or post one picture. Photoshop is what constitutes a 10? Or some vapid, vain cunt who will have one stalk of celery and a glass of water for dinner? What great company to be around. Jess comes across as someone who might have something to occasionally bring to a conversation.
You spoke that response like a true neckbeard who doesn't actually interact with humans.
5 cakehornnigga 2016-07-11
Are you seriously infusing personality into a rating specifically geared towards looks? You want a name? Easy. Emmy Rossum, Emma Watson, Olivia Munn, Scarlett Johansson and Emelia Clarke just to name a few. The 1-10 scale is based on looks alone, not who you might be fantasizing about dating and falling in love with. Sorry, but she is no more than a 7, at best. I'm sure she is a sweet girl, but that means nothing. Now go kill yourself, faggot.
1 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
I'll give you Scarlett Johansson, but Jess being a 7? Yeah, you go ahead and tell yourself that buddy. You're so above it all mahn. But thanks for telling me how the 1-10 scale works, like I honestly give two fucks. I might kill myself one day, but I promise I'll take faggots like you down with me.
1 cakehornnigga 2016-07-11
Ooof. You sound like such an idiotic twat. Your silly argument got crushed by my superior logic. What am I above exactly? You called her a 9, which is just objectively false. You got your feelings hurt, and you lashed out with zero argument except "she had a great personality!" You sound like an obsessed fanboy. Your going to take all of us out tough guy? I'm begging you to come find me, pussy.
1 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
Dropped your fedora, homo puke. Did a girl like Jess cuck you in the past? What's wrong buddy boy?
1 cakehornnigga 2016-07-11
Funny coming from a guy anonymously white knighting on Reddit. Go back to jerking off watching wrestling in your Sam Roberts t-shirt. Unfortunately that mongoloid and is average looking wife will never acknowledge your existence. You sound like every terrible caller that O&A ever put on air.
1 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
I'm throwing up in my mouth. Listen to more O&A and sharpen your wit a bit. That is, when you're not busy fucking super models and driving Lamborghinis champ.
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0 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
Do you think Europeans are hot people?
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-3 jaghutgathos 2016-07-11
Im sure you do much better. (eyes roll out of head)
2 wickedmurray 2016-07-11
maybe his Peckah is as big as his forhead
2 Patmcpsu 2016-07-11
Well, he is black...
2 zenicaone 2016-07-11
he is light-skin though
1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-07-11
Little known fact: caveman physiology has an element to their scent that is a refined and concentrated form of Rohypnol.
1 Troll1987 2016-07-11
he hit her over the head with a club and carried her back to his cave
-5 Tucker_Normand 2016-07-11
She ISN'T a mutant...maybe a 4-5. Wtf are you smoking? Normal looking kinda cute girl is not a 9 bro....
2 Lish_fips89 2016-07-11
First off: Great name. Second: Jess is pretty hot. Maybe not a 9, but definitely a 7.6-7.9.
0 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
Why are you lying anonymously on the internet? Jess is a good catch, and you'd parade her around with you head high you fucking liar. "Kinda" rofl, you've never even touched anyone nearly as pretty as her. Just stop.
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-07-11
I'm not a basement dwelling troll like you faggot.
0 KenFrezno 2016-07-11
Except that precisely what you are. Spoken like a true retard who scans every picture of a woman for one shard of a pixel that doesn't look pristine and goes "Ugh, what a mess. A 6 at best."
You don't get laid very often, I can tell.
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-07-11
That is exactly what I am not. I am married, so yes, you are right I never get laid.