Hey gang, it's Joe List's AMA. You ask the questions, I'll listen. The first four letters of listen are "List"!

5  2016-07-09 by JoeList

Between me, you, and the lamppost I got a curved herpes dick.

40 comments

Shut the fuck up.

You're not Joe List.

WHAT? heres my twitter https://twitter.com/joelistcomedy

I'm sold... Why is your buddy Mark Normand such a lying piece of shit?

I don't know, it's definitely pathological though. I wish I had a funny answer but I really feel bad for him sometimes.

!!?!

Who the fuck is Joe List?

What're ya bein' rude for? https://twitter.com/joelistcomedy

Stop Loyyying, your a loyyyer

Why would I do that?

Couple of questions for you.

Do you spit like a scumbag or are you a good egg and swallow when a man blesses your mouth with his jizz?

And do you like when a man gives you a reach around as he's fucking you in the ass or do you think you don't deserve that pleasure and instead just like him to pound you like the dirty slut you are?

I've actually never taken cum in my mouth, although every time I jerk off I think "I'm gonna cum right in my mouth!" but then I cum normal and just think "wha- what're ya doin? You don't wanna eat your own cum." As for the reach around, I'm all for getting my dick pulled, no matter the situation.

This is so fuckin detailed we now know that you have absolutely jerked onto your own face at least

Who hasn't? I've accidentally shot a load onto my own face multiple times.

Dassamessdo

This is a bad version of the Rich Vos joke.

What does cum taste like?

[See related question]

I think you're loying

About what?

Not knowing what cum tastes like.

It's salty and viscous.

Hey Joe, I've heard you say how much you enjoy small, supple tits. What do you have against a pair of giant, balloon-ish boobies?

I think it's the nipples. I don't like a big stretched out nipple, and smaller nips look disproportional on big breasts.

What does Bob Kelly eat at the cellar?

He likes when the cooks stand on a table and toss him raw fish from a bucket

Cuz he's really a whale .. Lol.. I get it.. You are funny Joe, despite what everyone says

Do people not like me?

Have you blown, or been blown by big Amy's minder?

What's a minder?

He hasn't blown me but he did have a funny little anecdote about Amy asking if he could give her some head but he turned her down.

She got a stanky poosaay

If he was a cabbie she'd have forced his face into her wafty snatch.

That first one on the left looks like early 80s gay porn.

Why do you and Normand mimic each other with that annoying ass radio voice? I tried listening to yall on TACS and had to shut it off cuz it was so irritating.

Neither of us are trying to do a radio voice, but I agree we sound a bit alike. Try watching one of our podcasts, matching the voice to a face should help.

I tried, couldn't stand it.

Sorry friend, always sad to lose a potential fan. :(

I hate everything, but Mark Normand especially.

Who hasn't? I've accidentally shot a load onto my own face multiple times.