Hey gang, it's Joe List's AMA. You ask the questions, I'll listen. The first four letters of listen are "List"!
5 2016-07-09 by JoeList
Between me, you, and the lamppost I got a curved herpes dick.
5 2016-07-09 by JoeList
Between me, you, and the lamppost I got a curved herpes dick.
40 comments
4 CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-09
Shut the fuck up.
3 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-07-09
You're not Joe List.
1 JoeList 2016-07-09
WHAT? heres my twitter https://twitter.com/joelistcomedy
3 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
I'm sold... Why is your buddy Mark Normand such a lying piece of shit?
3 JoeList 2016-07-09
I don't know, it's definitely pathological though. I wish I had a funny answer but I really feel bad for him sometimes.
1 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-07-09
!!?!
2 Dagidugidai 2016-07-09
Who the fuck is Joe List?
0 JoeList 2016-07-09
What're ya bein' rude for? https://twitter.com/joelistcomedy
2 cakehornnigga 2016-07-09
Stop Loyyying, your a loyyyer
1 JoeList 2016-07-09
Why would I do that?
1 DaveNone 2016-07-09
Couple of questions for you.
Do you spit like a scumbag or are you a good egg and swallow when a man blesses your mouth with his jizz?
And do you like when a man gives you a reach around as he's fucking you in the ass or do you think you don't deserve that pleasure and instead just like him to pound you like the dirty slut you are?
-2 JoeList 2016-07-09
I've actually never taken cum in my mouth, although every time I jerk off I think "I'm gonna cum right in my mouth!" but then I cum normal and just think "wha- what're ya doin? You don't wanna eat your own cum." As for the reach around, I'm all for getting my dick pulled, no matter the situation.
3 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
This is so fuckin detailed we now know that you have absolutely jerked onto your own face at least
1 dassabessdoe 2016-07-09
Who hasn't? I've accidentally shot a load onto my own face multiple times.
4 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
Dassamessdo
1 AngeloMacon 2016-07-09
This is a bad version of the Rich Vos joke.
1 peckaface 2016-07-09
What does cum taste like?
-1 JoeList 2016-07-09
[See related question]
2 peckaface 2016-07-09
I think you're loying
-1 JoeList 2016-07-09
About what?
1 peckaface 2016-07-09
Not knowing what cum tastes like.
-1 JoeList 2016-07-09
It's salty and viscous.
1 TheScarletR 2016-07-09
Hey Joe, I've heard you say how much you enjoy small, supple tits. What do you have against a pair of giant, balloon-ish boobies?
1 JoeList 2016-07-09
I think it's the nipples. I don't like a big stretched out nipple, and smaller nips look disproportional on big breasts.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
What does Bob Kelly eat at the cellar?
5 JoeList 2016-07-09
He likes when the cooks stand on a table and toss him raw fish from a bucket
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
Cuz he's really a whale .. Lol.. I get it.. You are funny Joe, despite what everyone says
2 JoeList 2016-07-09
Do people not like me?
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
Have you blown, or been blown by big Amy's minder?
1 JoeList 2016-07-09
What's a minder?
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
sorry, bodyguard
1 JoeList 2016-07-09
He hasn't blown me but he did have a funny little anecdote about Amy asking if he could give her some head but he turned her down.
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-09
She got a stanky poosaay
1 Knightscribe 2016-07-09
If he was a cabbie she'd have forced his face into her wafty snatch.
1 Knightscribe 2016-07-09
That first one on the left looks like early 80s gay porn.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-07-09
Why do you and Normand mimic each other with that annoying ass radio voice? I tried listening to yall on TACS and had to shut it off cuz it was so irritating.
1 JoeList 2016-07-09
Neither of us are trying to do a radio voice, but I agree we sound a bit alike. Try watching one of our podcasts, matching the voice to a face should help.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-07-09
I tried, couldn't stand it.
1 JoeList 2016-07-09
Sorry friend, always sad to lose a potential fan. :(
1 dassabessdoe 2016-07-09
I hate everything, but Mark Normand especially.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-07-09
Who hasn't? I've accidentally shot a load onto my own face multiple times.