A Recap of one of Brother Joe's calls with a venue that cancelled him
10 2016-07-08 by Mr702law
Venue: Mr. Cumia, we've received some disturbing emails regarding some things you have in the past posted online. Some of it is very racially insensitive and we...
Joe: Oh... I need to explain the situation. My brother is Anthony Cumia
(Silence)
Joe: ...of Opie and Anthony
Venue: Howard Stern?
Joe: No. O and A.
(No reaction)
Joe: Well anyways, after the incident in Times Square two years ago (No reaction)
Joe: and the show disbanded. The old guys from the O and A subreddit (No reaction)
Joe: they sort of turned on the show and most of the people associated with it. They have been trying to amass evidence to ruin people's careers.
Venue: Mr. Cumia, I have no idea what you are talking about. All I want to know is, are these your posts?
Joe: it's... it's... those guys from Reddit. They take everything out of context. And Obama, he is black. I just talk about facts and sometimes people can't handle it. 2nd Amendment.
Venue: I'm afraid we have to cancel all future gigs. You really should talk to a professional.
18 comments
29 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-07-08
This post stinks.
-2 wifflebb 2016-07-08
I liked it.
10 itrits 2016-07-08
You're supposed to say "and I don't like it."
11 CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-08
Boo
9 mcmck 2016-07-08
joe: why was i cancelled
venue: cus ur a butt
joe: no
4 Doc_McCoy79 2016-07-08
Tss, wait, WAIT, I GOT ONE!
Joe: Hey, I wanna play ya show, er sum'm
Venue: I heard you were a fawkin racist.
Joe: Suck my fuckin PECKA!
Tss
2 nazicumfarts 2016-07-08
HOME RUN, CHIPPAH!!
0 Thomas_Daly 2016-07-08
Hey I'm looking to get a prop for my Ghostbusters sketch. Get this; the ghost wants to touch boobies! I've even got Tom Arnold in it. I just need an authentic prop from the Ghostbusters movie or else the joke simply won't land. Can you help me out? Also unrelated what's your policy on returns?
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-07-08
"I feel sorry for yo MOTHA."
3 Binski13 2016-07-08
I like how accurate this is
1 [deleted] 2016-07-08
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1 TheFatMosque 2016-07-08
There's 0% possibility that Joe knows "amass"
10 Lobstrich 2016-07-08
I hope he finds one on his fat tits.
0 ratmeatburgers 2016-07-08
Normally, I'm not one for fan-fiction. Well done, sir.
Just one question...how does a blank stare come into play on a phone call?
0 Mr702law 2016-07-08
It's a recap of both sides. I can say what she's doing on other side of call
5 ratmeatburgers 2016-07-08
Calm down, I was sucking your cock. I'm not allowed to comment on the taste?
-7 Mr702law 2016-07-08
I edited it you jack off
2 itrits 2016-07-08
Calm down you sensitive Sally.
0 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-08
It was fine until the supposed booking agent for a professional business referred to the contract as a 'gig'