Just ran into Opie at the Brew Thru in Corolla, NC (outer banks) - AMA
1 2016-07-07 by I-take-beast-shits
Unfortunately my dumb wife bought me a bathing suit without any fucking pockets, so I didn't have my phone on me to take pics for proof.
Anywho, I waived at him and yelled "OPSTER" - he was in a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Ask me anything.
18 comments
10 WhooKiddzDabesso 2016-07-07
Your wife sounds like a real cunt.
5 I-take-beast-shits 2016-07-07
can't really argue with you on that point
0 xaway3 2016-07-07
No she really is not. We sat down, had polite conversation together and she was a pleasant lady throughout.
3 xaway3 2016-07-07
If you yelled OPSTER there's a genuine chance he ignored you because he likes to be referred to as the OPESTER. Or the OPESTERINO, should you eschew brevity.
3 I-take-beast-shits 2016-07-07
He gave me a thumbs up, I was not ignored sir
1 xaway3 2016-07-07
It is amazing to me that he who takes beast shits was in the outer banks at the same time as was the Opester.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2016-07-07
god works in mysterious ways
1 xaway3 2016-07-07
Were his kids in tow?
1 I-take-beast-shits 2016-07-07
Negative, no family with him. Only a fella that looked to be in his mid to late 30's. It may be quite possible that this fella is a member of the Philly Crew?
2 andycumiashow 2016-07-07
How are those tits up close and personal?
1 I-take-beast-shits 2016-07-07
6/10 - he was more burnt than tan which knocked the rating down a few notches.
2 johnnyroberts 2016-07-07
That first sentence really says it all about this sub.
2 Binski13 2016-07-07
How tall is the cunt you reckon?
2 Dennyislife 2016-07-07
Admit it .You got a little giddy afterwards.
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2 DickPunchOpie 2016-07-07
What flavor of shitty fruit beer 4 pack did he have them load up? Do you plan to meet up with him and then change your name to I-take-beach-shits?
I'll be there next week and after remembering his vacation this morning I'm kind of glad I'm a week off. I'd probably have been driving up the beach this morning to see if he was actually fishing.
1 Macbettz 2016-07-07
Opie doing a beer run? Wow. Lettin loose in OBX.
1 portland_based 2016-07-07
whoa! you're fucking cool!
1 HookerMouth82 2016-07-07
When are they going to get rid of those faggy horses?
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1 I-take-beast-shits 2016-07-07
6/10 - he was more burnt than tan which knocked the rating down a few notches.