Roll out of bed at 12:30 PM after a night of heavy drinking, immediately resume Twitter wars over race and police brutality. That's the Cumia Way™

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Thats Ant. It's tyrannical for the government to collect tax from him or to enforce traffic laws but he's totally cool with low level civil employees being able to kill at their discretion.

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He's certainly not very fond of them

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Boy Howdy!

And how!

But he was friends with Patrice!

It's a reach but you could be right. So hard to tell.

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Oh, literal Coosaw!

I can't believe how much his life revolves around hating black people. His funny is just completely gone and this is what we're fucking left with.

The crazy part is he's one of them. Beats up his slutty girlfriend and loses his gun (responsible gun owner). But don't let him find a black man doing that. He would be calling for a cop to execute the guy. Seriously, Fuck Tranthony. And fuck Tits too.

So what you're saying is that someone should start a BlackAnthony twitter that photoshops Anthony into a black man in every photo?

I wonder where could we possibly find a person to not do that...

If I had internet at home I'd do it

But on Obama's body.

This is a great idea just waiting to happen.

It's self hatred.

"With Charlie, there’s never been a problem when he‘s working,” says Burg. 'It’s the hiatuses.' The worst was around Christmas, when the show would shut down for almost a month. 'That’s when Charlie seemed to be at greatest risk,” says an insider, 'when he had leisure time.'”

http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2011/06/charlie-sheen-201106

Time to send grandpa to the home.

I can't believe how much of your life revolves around noticing how much he dislikes POC.

Anthony, is that you ?

Anthony is a fucking liberal compared to the dark shit going on in my ideology. :)

I hope ant gets raped by a pack of niggers

"This ain't your sh-hglghgugslhslh" (that's the sound of a black cock slamming his uvula)

wow it's like I'm right there

Theater of the mind.

Callback of the decade

It'd be his fault

GET FUCKIN' SICK!

Anthony's entire existence is based off him being a closeted fag who is attracted to cops. But just the white ones.

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Good point, what's up with the excessive cop-worshiping it definitely boarders on some homoerotic obsession. I have nothing against police but I'm not a cop groupie either who believes they're all fucking heroes. I've been unfairly fucked with by cops in the past & I don't hold that against the whole occupation, I just understood they were assholes who happened to be cops. Ant's intense love blinds him from the fact that some cops may not be the best equipped to deal with people who may or may not be criminals, I knew a couple dudes in high school who never really fit in & couldn't make the football team no matter how hard they tried who both became cops & now I hear they are outta control on some power trip.

We've all known rotten kids in school that somehow became cops...It attracts both the good & the bad

I literally have a high school buddy that joined the NYPD and killed a homeless guy to excessive force. It was pretty bad, but only got him assigned desk duty at some shit station.

And yeah, we all knew he had a screw loose by 14.

OTOH, i have 3 cousins and my college roomie that joined the NYPD and are well adjusted guys.

It really sucks; we lost the O&A show, Ron and Fez, Opie is useless, Jimmy has lost his edge, Anthony can no longer hide his drunkin racist stupidity behind his co-host....

You'd of thought ant wouldn't fully side with cops after they falsely accused him of hitting a girl... ah

you'd have*

You garbage fuck

You'd've

What a fucking loser.

It's been joked and speculated about ad nauseam on here - his upbringing, "gimme 50 cent", his self-hating Moorish heritage, his tiny stature and lack of physical confidence as a man...but, really, what the fuck is his deal?

Even when they're dead, black guys still pose an imaginary threat to this terrified little man.

He's just mentally disturbed is my guess. Black kids fucked with me when I was a kid too, but I didn't go on to base my life around hating everyone with their skin tone.

For years I argued that the biggest threat that Ant faced was the wingnut girls he hung out with.

When girls are stealing your Escalade and setting your belongings on fire, it's time to re-assess who you're fucking.

And I was saying this long before the Dani thing went down.

Joe: Gee, Ant, what do you want to do tonight?

Anthony: The same thing we do every night, Joe - get drunk and go on racist tirades!

Cue Benny Hill music.

What boring old men they are.

Anthony Cumia appears to be a hardened racist.

Why, is there a tranny in the room?

yea I unfollowed him, dude will always be a racist angry POS

its way more fun to be blocked by him, and it only takes a tiny bit more effort than unfollowing

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Turns out you don't even have to insult him to get blocked, you can just politely correct a factual error in a tweet like I did... Fucking oversensitive dago.

I actually agree with Ant on a lot of what he says piece by piece, but his overwhelming obsession with this shit really comes off as racist. Like make your point and move on. You don't sound non-biased when you can't stop fucking talking about it.

I used to find Ant's racism amusing and assumed he played it up for the show, but now I think he may have actually been playing it down. In a world where "racism" is thrown around far too often, Cumia is living proof that actual racism still exists.

Ant must have had some bad dreams last night.

I hope Ant has the dream where he's suddenly transformed into a black man in the South with the KKK chasing after him, and then a helicopter crashes on him.

Let's just hope the little Asian kids get away this time.

Vic Moron

They were dumb to be working that late at night, their eyes can't open big enough to see the shapes of the copter blades

It's always a bad dream when you close your eyes and only see black.

im guessing anthony never went to college..

You misspelled high school.

Get your facts straight, fucker, he went to high school; where do you think he smoked joints and ducked off?

Anthony will need to explain to his probation officer that he naturally acts this way, even when he's not under the influence.

Rants on Twitter for 9 hours about fuckin black people. Yet still too lazy to do a show.

Why does he even talk about black people? He knows one and lives near zero.

I guess if we had a choice between listening to Ant talk about black people, politics, The Brady Bunch, or hearing the 'Buzz' story for the 300th+ time more people would probably listen to black people rants.

It must be so exhausting caring about such trivial shit....no wonder he abuses Xanax and bud light

Exactly. Who gives a shit. Black guy shot. Wow big news.

It may have been too much to handle for the freshly sober Cumia- Awesome 4th of July weather, a favorable court outcome, dani self destructing. Whats not to celebrate? Just a little celebration.....

"Then don't call them on the ridiculously often occasions when you kill each other." They don't, Tranthony. Snitches get stitches and what not.

Hold on, Anthony Cumia tweeted this, I don't believe it.

Ant was actually the 1st person I thought of when I heard about this shooting.

At first I thought maybe he would be ashamed - that everyone knows he's not supposed to be drinking -- & that he let it be so apparently obvious that he was drunk-off-his-ass all night. But then I remember when he talked about taking that girl to prom & said something about how he just think of himself as awesome & then it's not creepy. So he probably thinks people think he's super cool that he's still getting away with being drunk

In fairness to Ant, that was pretty awesome. You telling me if you were rich you woulnd't be banging 18 year olds?

In a vacuum of "this is an 18 year old female body you can have sex with then leave", that would be a great situation. I would never, in a million years, want to deal with everything else besides the sex that would involving "dating" an 18 year old. Anthony dated her. He met the parents. He had to have conversations with her.

Wasn't her dad involved in politics or something?

Yea I think he worked for Bill Clinton so...yea...

Yea banging them, not fucking dating them...

Where's my FUCKING KLAN HOOD

Was there another cop thing? I wanna see the video,,,,,

Anthony definitely picked on this one because to be honest, he looks the usual black man who doesn't have a job. But in Anthony's mind, it's not about race BUT it's probably not the clean cut cops fault. It's the man who looks like uncle ruckus. I watched the footage and it's not easy. As he's shot for the last time, his eyes seem to roll back and you know he's just about to die or gonna die. And then he kinda still makes some gestures as you can see the blood splattered against his car. But hey, obviously the guy deserves being killed for what? Anthony looks like a Cuban man with his plugs and has the record of one too. Hey at least he still has his gu... Nope.

#BlackLivesMatter

i never called the police in my mother fucking life and i never will.

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