2U hired a Meatloaf impersonator to open for them

56  2016-07-05 by andycumiashow

50 comments

all of these men are uniquely horrific.

Look at Joe. An almost 60 year man still playing rock star and still relying on his brother for income. Meanwhile, he lectures and moralizes on FB. What a tool.

I remember Anthony saying that joe was a finalist to replace some guy in a popular rock band. Was it blue oyster cult? Anyway,it was probably a lie joe told anthony so it looked like he was trying to get off his teet

He should have auditioned for the Heaven's Gate cult.

did someone vomit on that fags shirt?

He's just keeping it current and hip with a hypercolor shirt

None of these men look like they have ever satisfied a woman.

You think Big A pictures himself some kind of celebrity?

Yes, like John Wayne Gacy.

How many sets of teeth does Big A have?

He's like a lamprey.

The biggest issue with 2U is the fact that none of the members can figure out whats the right size of sunglasses to wear.

Joe's face is too big for his small head. Vomit shirt looks like a reptile.

That's Clay from the Sons of Levittown on bass.

Big A's face looks like a sex tourist distorting the image in Photoshop so their wife/friends/colleagues/the police can't recognise them

They have software to unfuck his face.

Joe's almost as fat as Big A

Big J. Cokerson

I'd rather hang out with Opie, Bobo, and Lady Di than these fucking mooks. There are simply no words to describe the faggotry in this picture.

They are laughing at this joke sub tho

Cunt on the rights shirt is the colour of a tramps pants. Bono has gone full blown. I'm done. Fuck me.

I would never be proud to be in this picture, nor would I post it.

If you didn't know who these failures are, it would be impossible to tell whether this picture was taken in 2016 or 1986.

I would do anything for loaf.

What crappy sports bar and grille in Nassau County was this shitty gig at?

I've only followed O and A since 2013. Can someone explain to me how people(using loosely) like Big A and Bobo are at Ant's house as legit guests on a regular basis. Maybe not Bobo so much, but Big A

O&A had their Howard style "wack pack" of freak guests brought in to goof on. Bobo and Big A were among them. Ant would invite the whole "Friends of the Show" network to his parties at the compound. Big A appears to have graduated from those to actually being among Ant's circle of friends.

I find it kind of shows the difference in the type of person Opie is compared to Anthony. I remember a picture last year from some supper when Ant was still with Dani where he took everyone out and Big A was there. Big A always seemed like a nice guy with an unfortunate speech impediment and serial killer looks.

When you listen to the old audio when they first discovered Big A (I think it's around the same time that Twitchles was coming in), it's just Opie trying to get everyone to laugh with him at this poor guy, until the next one comes in. It's nice to see that Ant has some sort of humanity to him and isn't just constantly putting these people down like a sociopath. Case and point, from Opies own youtube channel

Except that Ant probably abuses the shit out of him as well, and we just don't have video of it.

dat bono,lol

Tssss 2u, why not 2v or somethin tssss

Yeah maybe they should call emselves The Batteries or sumthin dvvdvvdvv

Fawk yeaaaa

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The guy on the far right looks like a retarded Richard Blade

Not even Joe and Big A manage to be as cringey as the 56 year old who still dresses up like Bono.

Boner and The Wedge are my favourite singers for Clapton

Those sunglasses (for both) would be faggoty enough to wear OUTDOORS. My god.. do these queers have no shame?

Thought it was gonna be Bob Kelly, but whatevs.

He much more of a monster compared to meatloaf. Such a slob

who are these people...is that bono?

Boner (copyright reasons)

I wonder how much CP this guy has on his hard drive. My guess is A LOT..

Is this what he meant when he said "don't ever rat out on your friends"?

Hopefully they all get on a plane flown by Lynyrd Skynyrds pilot.

Guy on the right looks like Jim Norton after being tossed face first into a vat of boiling nuclear waste.

Proud members of NAMBLA.

Uuuuuuuuuh Big M!

Thats one of the ugliest bands i have ever seen.