Looks like a dad using his "drive a mustang for a day" Father's Day gift coupon

..was thinking more a Grandpa fulfilling his bucket list, but yeah

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i was about to say "fuckin' no, no it doesn't!" but I don't wanna have to take on the two of ya's

I say his profile is due for an update.

Wow, that second picture. Good old Spare Tire Cumia.

Predatory toothy underbite smile, greasy acne-scarred face and forehead, tiny degenerated arms protruding from his alcohol bloated dinosaur corpse, powdered wig desperately needing a wash.. There's a lot of good old Cumia traits at play in that picture.

I bet Opie knows he f ed an underage girl. Probably at some NEW event of something and he knows he had to wait until Ant self destructed to get away from his stench...ALLEGEDELY , but I would guess Opie was covering his ass

Tss tss how do ya really feel? Tss

This sounds like the gay poem Ian Halperin wrote for him.

He's turning into a gayer version of Richard Simmons.

Shoulda used the Mike Tyson photo

That picture is actually a little embarrassing because his new teeth hadn't been whittled out of cottonwood yet

I'm team cherrywood

The Christmas photo gets me every time. I have trouble thinking of a more uncomfortable picture.

"here's this girl that i'm fucking. And also, her younger sister, who i'm grooming for next year"

Who are those ppl? What's the girl's name? Is that her dad in the pic?!?!

Or this one.

Ol' Eraserhead lookin' nigga.

Richard Simmons at the dentist

Wow. You knocked this together quick. Nicely done.

I hope SamBro cries when he sees he was cropped out of the "shit" photo.

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Jeezus, the guy is pushing 60 and still getting acne breakouts. I don't understand how his face which looks dried out as a mummified corpse, is even able to produce the oil to create those huge cherry-red zits.

I'll never understand why he got those plugs individual follicles. He'd honestly look better fucking shaved or bald at this point.

Aight, that made me lol hard, than you for taking the time to do that

Anthony allmost broke his thumb trying to make the slider go below 18

http://i.imgur.com/b2jT3K8.gifv

That's Anthony. I recognize the clothes and mic stand. What is going on here?

Hes in the middle of explaining him and Sue are jsut friends.

The "theory" here was xanax withdrawals, but I don't know if that's based on anything credible

I can believe it. Many people take anti-anxiety meds, though to have withdrawal suggests abuse of the medication or a switch to something else.

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That old chestnut.

Enough about the spontaneous fun!

Anything could happen at the drop of a hat, though. They could go from watching Seinfeld to watching Columbo like THAT. After that, hell, they might jump in the POOL (did you know he has a hot tub, as well?)

Or you could go from eating dinner to having your ribs and hand stomped on.

That sounds like such an old man thing to say. Like the kids think I'm stuck in my ways, but I'm really up for some spontaneous fun.

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"I'm ova hair now!" as door splinters get jabbed in his face craters.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/ifxLK48cnyDDi/giphy.gif

"Here, take these pills and leave me alone now"

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Fuck it, let's watch Jaws again!

Better keep periscope rolling to make sure you record all of our spontaneous fun

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Anthony looks like a background character from an ISIS propaganda video.

I hope he stars in one soon

Such a fancy fancy man. He left out "Arguing with anonomous trolls online about niggers"

• Sucking boyish tranny cock

• Kicking the rib cage of my 10 year old acting cum dumpster

• Craving the constant attention of a bunch of diaper wearing autistic fan boiz

• Breaking up with Danny from the 5how

• Xanax / Karaoke / Seinfeld (aka the bunch of Jews bitching show) / Cutting checks to my faggot ass brother

I'm sure I've missed some

Seinfeld (aka the bunch of Jews bitching show)

Hey now. I like that show.

We all do. Doesn't mean that his description is wrong

Kramer and Elaine weren't Jews and George was half Jewish.

*Latvian Orthodox

This reliable website says otherwise good sir

edit: im a stupid non-reference-getting fuck who should kill himself.

I want to know which of you were looking for spontaneous fun with 50 year old men in the Long Island area?

Some guy claimed that he used a GPS spoofer to place his phone within 50 meters of the compound and got Ant after like 3 swipes, but we all know it was really /u/stinkskc looking to get a free boobjob out of the old queer

You ever think maybe I was just looking for some spontaneous fun

Its easy to figure out where the "compound" is, but i never used one of those apps. Can you dial it in to within 10 feet? swipe right, ring doorbell

how about you call in your own bomb threats and leave the rest of us out of it

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Anthony looks like John Waters

We all know he's at least gotten as much dick as John Waters.

That fucking face.

He really would do better if he went back to an audio format.

His face is made out of cheese.

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Speaking of no context:

Really? I guess I never thought about the lack of visible elephant testicles.

It only raises further questions- clearly, there's no real mammalian biology fundamentally needs testicles on the outside for temp reasons.

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He's drinking in half the pics and drunk in all of them, how unfortunate.

racing, dirtbikes, stand up, beer, tv, cats.

no mention of stupid politics. i'm impressed.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SPONTANEOUS FUN???

FUCK

This guy fucks !!!

Wasn't this just posted yesterday?

'Tranpa', lol.

He is the ultimate creep.

Bud Light, Xanny bars, Seinfeld, spontaneous rib-kicks.

Wine. How classy.

Why didn't he just post a photo of himself on David Letterman?

There are tons of starfuckers out there.

Why didn't he just post a photo of himself on David Letterman?

Bald spot.

13 year olds don't know Letterman, they only know Ellen DeGeneres.

LINGER LONGER

Ha, you know that he was showing off that profile around the pool table, and Big A, Joe, and Fred were probably telling him how much snatch he was going to get.

Nothing gets them hotter than a elderly, girl beating, drunken ex shock jock in a wannabe Richard Petty pose.

Wine: really just wanna get you drunk

Dinner: I'll consider paying for your meal as long as I have the hope that I can fuck you later when you're half conscious and the darkness conceals my creepy topography map face making me look slightly less revived-from-the-dead

Movie: this is how a creepy older man tries to put the moves on

Spontaneous Fun: sounds slightly better than "hey how about gobbling on my old shoeleather ballsack, don't worry the pill will kick in soon"

Does ANYONE look good in an ONLINE dating profile?

Even a CERTAIN celebrity MOVIE STAR doesn't come off WELL in his DATING profile that he MADE as a RADIO BIT when he moved to SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!!!

In HIS own WORDS!

He shows that he's rich but not uptight at all with his "spontaneous" nature. There's a sense of danger about him cause he won't hesitate to jump in a race car, but ladies don't worry, he clearly has a soft side. You can snuggle right in between him and his cat.

I wonder if Dani ever mistook a brush against Anthony's Freddy Krueger skin as a lick from Beavis

Hmm... does it say "trannies is gay" on that bottle?

It says "Travis is gay." This was covered here before.

Oh. Well, "Travis is GTA V" was my second guess, but that didn't seem to make much sense. Thanks btw.

yeah, wtf?

Do you think that when he sees a black chick on Tinder, he screams, "EWWW!" and swipes left?

That's what I do.

I like to imagine every melanin rich lady gets met with a snappy reference or movie quote.

And every black lady who happens upon Anthony's profile doesn't even give ol' pizza face ghoul the time of day. Back to Fallout 5: New Tunisia, Ant Kumiyya.

Wine, dinner, movies, sponteanous fun

I can already picture the first date

"Spontaneous fun" = .black outs involving DV and losing firearms.

Eh, he's not doing anything wrong here. Let the guy chase pussy.

Had to scroll to the bottom to find the only reasonable message haha

The "pests" are nothing if not predictable.

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Should probably take "wine" off of there.

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that mustang pic is epic

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Remember when super hot Sam Abernathy was on TACS and a caller suggested Ant date her and he smiled like it was a possibility? lol

Someone remind Ant that it's not 2007 anymore.

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I'd fuck 'im

The cat photo is the most endearing .

Or you could go from eating dinner to having your ribs and hand stomped on.

I like to imagine every melanin rich lady gets met with a snappy reference or movie quote.

And every black lady who happens upon Anthony's profile doesn't even give ol' pizza face ghoul the time of day. Back to Fallout 5: New Tunisia, Ant Kumiyya.

That's what I do.