Because this is what the show was. They'd read feedback and they'd fuck with callers. They got their heads so far up their own asses with Twitter, they're never away from the show and they can't handle it 24/7 so they block all critics and anyone that upsets them.
They've created an echo chamber for themselves and that's why they suck. I don't blame them though, if I had a legion of psychopaths constantly jabbing at my insecurities I'd hide from it too.
PS: Bam fucked Lyndsi and Opie's kids are Margera bastards.
Dumb name. They even mention the town theyre in is Encino AND its California . You limeys arnt THAT dumb
"English people wont know encino is in california. Even though encino man is a reference to piltdown man we need to change the name to spoon feed the Brits"
Countless British works of fiction have been retitled and modified for distribution in America and the motives for doing so have been far less nebulous than this. British books are often even 'translated' into American English due to the assumption that Americans might not know what words such as 'centre' or 'sabre' mean, or that they may give themselves brain aneurysms whilst attempting to pronounce words like 'plough' or 'draught'.
The thing is that Sam is supposed to be a four foot ten inch freak show but his parents were covered by insurance for modern medicine and treatment for their boy. Sam Roberts is the result of early modern testosterone and steroid treatment in underdeveloped, non retarded children. Im sure they're much further along 20 years later, but it's obvious Sam got treated during the early experimental years. 40 years ago he would have been dead or left at an orphanage to rot.
you faggots who like this cuck faggot nigger lover are fucking retarded. if he was chewed up in a combine accident i would do nothing but laugh my ass off.
Real life Mr. Burns ladies and gents. The special effects are amazing on this one! sure bet!
No way Baby-Wrist Roberts can hold up that phone without support! But after seeing this, you'd believe it with your own eye's.
Side story, dog opens box and opie is a vampire.
I like Sam, but he is not aging well. In 10 years he's gonna look like that nigga from Sideways, and then 10 years after that he's gonna look like Willem Dafoe.
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90 maynardsabeast 2016-07-04
Looks like Powder fucked ET and they dressed him up as John Cena for Haloween
29 _MurdocNiccals 2016-07-04
Comments like this are why a subreddit dedicated to a radio show that's been dead for two years is still worth visiting.
14 CheetahHeels 2016-07-04
What is dead may never die
8 TheDudeAbides209 2016-07-04
I haven't laughed that hard since someone commented that Brother Wease looked like Hipster Opie after a year of having AIDS.
5 rahtin 2016-07-04
Because this is what the show was. They'd read feedback and they'd fuck with callers. They got their heads so far up their own asses with Twitter, they're never away from the show and they can't handle it 24/7 so they block all critics and anyone that upsets them.
They've created an echo chamber for themselves and that's why they suck. I don't blame them though, if I had a legion of psychopaths constantly jabbing at my insecurities I'd hide from it too.
PS: Bam fucked Lyndsi and Opie's kids are Margera bastards.
9 cayneabel 2016-07-04
Hudson Snow.
9 mxdj 2016-07-04
Not to mention the Billy Crystal wig they put on him.
3 TheDudeAbides209 2016-07-04
Ba da pa da doo da pa. And after hurricane Katrina I lost my favorite trumpet.
3 itrits 2016-07-04
Fam... i'm dyin
1 PretzlKing 2016-07-04
Hahahaha. Perfect description.
33 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-07-04
Nature tried to kill him and seal his cock shut but modern medicine and mommy's love gave the world this survived abortion.
6 alobesmooth 2016-07-04
That's not very nice.
11 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-07-04
I know right, they should have just cast him from the cliffs of Sparta like actual good human beings.
24 dankfranklin 2016-07-04
He literally disgusts me.
7 MobySac 2016-07-04
He also figuratively disgusts me
23 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-04
Why would he put this picture out there?
8 SGFTI 2016-07-04
Is there any picture where he looks good?
22 JMueller2012 2016-07-04
He looks like a salad
5 strappingyoungladdie 2016-07-04
I don't know why I found this so funny.
2 Michelanvalo 2016-07-04
Funny you should mention that...
/r/potatosalad
1 McGowan9 2016-07-04
Ironic, as he's never eaten one.
20 John_Gulbunny 2016-07-04
His hairline matches the shirt
17 Taureg01 2016-07-04
He looks like a Maddam Tussaud statue if they cranked the heat up
16 Gene_Creemers 2016-07-04
His head is skewed. Like, Photoshop skewed. Have I explained this enough?
-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-04
Stop screwin around and get to the point.
11 stevex42 2016-07-04
Camo cargo shorts and wrestling T? For somebody who claims to be hip, he seems to be stuck in the 90s.
11 SlimWiggins 2016-07-04
WTF.. Pretty much every O&A character is extremely hideous.
6 randomdewd99 2016-07-04
Haven't you seen Jim recently? He's lost a ton of weight and looks awesome!
11 GoJo-JoGo 2016-07-04
He looks like a bobs burger character.
10 jdcjr 2016-07-04
He looks like the biggest asshole on the planet.
8 onemancrimespree 2016-07-04
He looks like he's hiding a martian body under that drape of a shirt.
8 HerpDerpen 2016-07-04
It's time for a new profile picture ol' Sammy boy http://imgur.com/a/4QpWe
8 MisterChickenEgg 2016-07-04
Just remember, this man is in his 40's
8 not_AIDS 2016-07-04
No chin having piece of shit. I bet he hates when he has to fold towels.
7 fingerrockets 2016-07-04
He looks like Agent Smith's dumb younger brother Winston.
2 Knightscribe 2016-07-04
Fawkin double-plus-good, Chippahson!!
6 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-04
No one should have to live looking like this.
6 htownnucca 2016-07-04
He has the exact same physique as the alien on American Dad.
6 turn-up-the-good 2016-07-04
Looks like Moe from the Simpsons, if he was castrated half way through puberty and then only fed bits of Doritos and beer sips for the next 20 years.
5 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-04
That picture is not flattering
5 Bibimbap4211 2016-07-04
100% queer
5 holodog 2016-07-04
Garfunkel.
19 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-04
Barfunkel.
5 vatred 2016-07-04
He looks like the runt the other cavemen would take with them on the hunt to fuck at night.
4 chrb13 2016-07-04
If they ever do a remake of California Man, this Cro-Magnon-looking fuck will be perfect for Brendan Fraser's part.
10 PauxFas 2016-07-04
Encino Man?
6 chrb13 2016-07-04
Yes. Was called California Man in the UK
13 TheScarletR 2016-07-04
Starring Pauly Continent
1 [deleted] 2016-07-04
Dumb name. They even mention the town theyre in is Encino AND its California . You limeys arnt THAT dumb
"English people wont know encino is in california. Even though encino man is a reference to piltdown man we need to change the name to spoon feed the Brits"
4 DeryDerpette 2016-07-04
Countless British works of fiction have been retitled and modified for distribution in America and the motives for doing so have been far less nebulous than this. British books are often even 'translated' into American English due to the assumption that Americans might not know what words such as 'centre' or 'sabre' mean, or that they may give themselves brain aneurysms whilst attempting to pronounce words like 'plough' or 'draught'.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-04
I agree
4 xaway3 2016-07-04
No wheezing the juice.
4 [deleted] 2016-07-04
Its "weeze" cause pauly shore is "the We-saaahl"
4 velokitty 2016-07-04
Looks like a kid toucher.
4 Kurt_Love 2016-07-04
He took hgh for years. Got the huge Barry Bonds head but kept the horrible chicken finger wimp bod.
4 winkleham 2016-07-04
He looks like a Sam Roberts Simpsons character.
4 Lasagna_Hat 2016-07-04
Whoever tweeted "Randal" from the cartoon Recess, nailed it
For years I've been trying to figure out who Sam reminds me of
2 pfg-sciple 2016-07-04
if he HAD a MOUSTACHE, SAM would be RANDALL'S FATHER!!!!
3 Mitchull 2016-07-04
His creep level is pretty close to Roland's.
5 heyzues68 2016-07-04
Roland looks like a fat Hannibal Lecter in that photo.
3 ajcuster89 2016-07-04
Sad part is, that's skinny Roland. He's put on 2 bills since then.
2 lionreza 2016-07-04
Oswald Cobblepot?
3 [deleted] 2016-07-04
He's all forehead and no chin.
3 xaway3 2016-07-04
Is he living out of that Amazon box now that his wife split?
3 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-07-04
I found her twitter. They are still together.
3 spinuch 2016-07-04
This was a documentary about his leg bending species.
3 ohaikek 2016-07-04
Holy shit is all the chicken tendies giving him a gut? I like him more now
3 strappingyoungladdie 2016-07-04
He should be on the other end of that leash.
3 zersch 2016-07-04
He looks like a nervous alien.
One trying to blend in with humanity and hide from the Men in Black.
3 whatafatkid12 2016-07-04
Ah he's going with the "rejected mannequin at JCPennys" look
3 VladiRad 2016-07-04
He looks like an emaciated Neanderthal.
3 newsdaylaura18 2016-07-04
He looks like my father in law, who's like 70 years old.
3 drakeyequation 2016-07-04
Looks like one of Roger's disguises in American Dad.
2 [deleted] 2016-07-04
I ain't kidding ... that bitch be a throw back ... https://iho.asu.edu/about/lucys-story
2 Dre3K 2016-07-04
This is the first time I've seen a withering afro, I feel a bit ill.
2 3stepsbackward 2016-07-04
How does this hideous monster get so many hot girls to surround him.
2 ehondaslaps 2016-07-04
I fking hate John Cena
2 PretzlKing 2016-07-04
He makes it so easy to hate him. It's like he works at it, with that goal in mind.
2 mikestl1988 2016-07-04
He looks like an unfinished wax sculpture
2 NumeroOtto 2016-07-04
i believe it's some manner of pre-human species, or perhaps this is the result of exposure to radiation in utero
2 fokm 2016-07-04
It looks like he's wearing a coshtume.
2 shrederick 2016-07-04
Beans from Even Stevens looking motherfucker.
2 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-07-04
The thing is that Sam is supposed to be a four foot ten inch freak show but his parents were covered by insurance for modern medicine and treatment for their boy. Sam Roberts is the result of early modern testosterone and steroid treatment in underdeveloped, non retarded children. Im sure they're much further along 20 years later, but it's obvious Sam got treated during the early experimental years. 40 years ago he would have been dead or left at an orphanage to rot.
3 Knightscribe 2016-07-04
Ah, simpler times....
2 Joppejohn 2016-07-04
Some sort of radiation damaged sloth fucked his mother slowly, deep and hard.
2 drunk8gods 2016-07-04
Has no one started a Bald NotSam twitter account yet?
1 xaway3 2016-07-04
Get on it, nigger
1 [deleted] 2016-07-04
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2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-04
He was the weakest chin and the most awful skin I've ever seen.
2 BradStorch 2016-07-04
It looks like he's standing in front of one of those wacky mirrors at carnivals that make you appear stumpy and short.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-04
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1 dakkar1 2016-07-04
you faggots who like this cuck faggot nigger lover are fucking retarded. if he was chewed up in a combine accident i would do nothing but laugh my ass off.
5 sloppysammy 2016-07-04
I love this little faggot nigger lover, and I've love to see him get chewed up in a combine accident as well. I'm so conflicted.
1 Leofan7 2016-07-04
His body is rotting before our eyes.
1 opiesucks 2016-07-04
love his burn victim wig.
0 MobySac 2016-07-04
More like burn victim hair
1 Luuvstewspewg 2016-07-04
He the proto-victim.
1 Mykmyk 2016-07-04
Man! Bob Dylan is getting old.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-07-04
What a fucking mutant. Kill it with fire. Or anything else at hand.
1 antcum 2016-07-04
Real life Mr. Burns ladies and gents. The special effects are amazing on this one! sure bet! No way Baby-Wrist Roberts can hold up that phone without support! But after seeing this, you'd believe it with your own eye's. Side story, dog opens box and opie is a vampire.
1 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-04
camouflage cargo shorts.
1 gizmozyzer 2016-07-04
He needs a beard badly.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-04
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1 callmesnake13 2016-07-04
I believe the term is "halfling"
1 clownshoes2 2016-07-04
I heard he has a hole as a co-host now....has this been discussed, if so, where?
1 Franken_Mountain 2016-07-04
Looks like the love child of Beans from Even Stevens and Larry from the Three Stooges
2 CUNTYMOM 2016-07-04
holy shit lol
1 90yroldbigpeckakid 2016-07-04
I like Sam, but he is not aging well. In 10 years he's gonna look like that nigga from Sideways, and then 10 years after that he's gonna look like Willem Dafoe.
0 [deleted] 2016-07-04
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0 CCRed95 2016-07-04
Well he is black
2 pfg-sciple 2016-07-04
if he HAD a MOUSTACHE, SAM would be RANDALL'S FATHER!!!!