So..what do you Americans actually do on independence day? We've got our own next year..

0  2016-07-04 by Dennyislife

Judging by Americans on twitter its blow yourselves up with fireworks but we do that on November the 5th celebrating a failed terrorist attack so what else?

YES I'M BORED.

22 comments

9  CheetahHeels 2016-07-04

I've drank about 50 beers this weekend and eaten nothing but hamburgers. I've been to 2 cookouts and may have one today if this hangover ever heals. `Merica

2  buurp 2016-07-04

yea but most of you americans look like rolando's relatives

3  CheetahHeels 2016-07-04

That's just the freedom deposits in our bodies

1  buurp 2016-07-04

every time i see your username it reminds me of that great patrice clip

fucking tiger taint

0  CheetahHeels 2016-07-04

One of the best laughs of the show for sure

0  buurp 2016-07-04

fo sho

1  CheetahHeels 2016-07-04

Where's your non American ass from

1  buurp 2016-07-04

netherlands

1  CheetahHeels 2016-07-04

How does one come across a show like OnA from across the world

1  buurp 2016-07-04

i guess it started with being a fan of bill burr, jim jefferies louis ck etc and when i started running out of their content i saw OnA clips with all of them on appearing on the shows, after that it just fawking stuck to me

1  CheetahHeels 2016-07-04

Fawk yeah double continents cawksucka

0  zenicaone 2016-07-04

amexicans

4  _TheConsumer_ 2016-07-04

We eat, drink and handle explosives.

2  aprosbro 2016-07-04

Watch the tour de france.

If you're a lady you post on facebook about how lots of dogs run away because of fireworks.

1  GavinEnigma 2016-07-04

I've noticed the slactivist are trying to do away with fireworks. The "dogs get scared" bit isn't giving the outrage train enough momentum so the last few years it's been "fireworks are triggering Veteran's PTSD"

2  buurp 2016-07-04

just put them in bunkers during the fireworks, might help with that

1  CharlieSheenAids 2016-07-04

Smoke a chunk of pig, drink till I vomit then blow shit up

1  anaLog1989 2016-07-04

You'll be celebrating nothing if the twats on your rock get another vote..

3  Dennyislife 2016-07-04

Won't be another vote. Do think we'll sign up to terms which mean absolutely fuck all changes though. All the people who fought for us to leave the EU have now fucked off and not left to do the important stuff.

1  DenseMan 2016-07-04

Generally we like to lose 3-0 to Leeds. Then we knock about 'round Christchurch in Spitalfields.

Also, our myth of our Independence Day has swamp fights and a bunch of fucking blacksmiths and cobblers defeating the greatest navy in the world. Your'un has a dude named Boris.

1  Dennyislife 2016-07-04

Yeah well he was born in America. We can blame you lot for him. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is his full name. Thats mythical ish

0  sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-04

We drink cups full of arsenic.