Mother fucker was broke as fuck, defaulting on credit cards for stupid shit like jetskis, dodging the repo-man by hiding his car in a new place every night. Ant was a broke ass mother fucker who did all the same stupid shit he rants about.
Then he gets money through a god damn stroke miracle luck and what's he do with it? He buys tacky expensive shit like his cars and his house. He's, as they say, nigger rich as well.
If he only had a time machine and could go back and meet Hitler and tell him everything he was doing wrong.
"Oh ja ja, What you say about the dark peoples and the savages is most interesting. But you must be so tired from your travels. Dr. Mengele will wish to speak with you as soon as possible but first my guards here will take you for a nice refreshing shower."
I embalmed a guy who capsized in his kayak. By the time they pulled him out, twenty minutes worth of the river's detritus abraded his face. His skin looked just as bad as Anthony's.
I watched Sue Lightining doing a cam show once. The voice is jarring when you first hear it, very male, or at best sounds like a very low voiced middle aged Jewish woman.
His pockmarks are way too deep, though. You'd really need to take an electric belt sander with extremely coarse grade paper to his face and that would only be a slight improvement. Really, the only choice is the post-Travis the Chimp face transplant surgery.
And not even a nice giant thick veiny monster either. I mean whats the fucking point of being an effeminate tranny if you don't have a luscious fucking enourmous cock? Nobody wants to see that.
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56 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-03
I LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE, I DRIVE A NICE CAR, AND I FUCK ATTRACTIVE WOMEN
21 Jackatard 2016-07-03
He never calls adult females "women". He always calls them "girls".
6 Auntie_D1 2016-07-03
They ain't that attractive...they both look like guys. Especially Dani now that she has boy hair
-8 rahtin 2016-07-03
Dani is sexy. You're just trying too hard. No she's not a 10, so fucking what?
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1 anothernobody138 2016-07-03
I'm with you dude she's pretty hot. I'd kiss the razor scars are her inner thighs all night long.
1 rahtin 2016-07-03
I'd suck the shit from her asshole and spit it in her face while I bent her fingers back until they cracked.
45 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-07-03
Remember his sad Tinder profile? http://imgur.com/a/fo6zs
75 Dennyislife 2016-07-03
I just spat out my own cum
-6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-03
😮
-5 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-03
🤗
-4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-03
😚
45 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-03
spontaneous fun = hand and rib smashing
38 iamcolinquim 2016-07-03
Come on over, have a few laughs, stream some abuse
27 FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-03
"What I like in a woman? IQ around or below 90, documented history of irrational behavior. Bonus points if on the autism spectrum"
21 TijnTijn 2016-07-03
Must appreciate dated tv and movie references.
12 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-03
" And has a thick cock."
1 revt1 2016-07-03
Nah, thats condition numero uno to being wife-material.
1 dwc151 2016-07-03
If you think that is thick I feel bad for you.
14 VicDumb 2016-07-03
LOL!!! Fuckin EWWW
Stand next to the whip so these hoes know I'm caked up,NIGGA!
16 Wsallgood 2016-07-03
He is what he hates.
14 [deleted] 2016-07-03
Holy shit this cuts right to the core of the contradiction, he hates the filthy lazy niggers because he is a filthy lazy nigger.
15 Michelanvalo 2016-07-03
No shit he is.
Mother fucker was broke as fuck, defaulting on credit cards for stupid shit like jetskis, dodging the repo-man by hiding his car in a new place every night. Ant was a broke ass mother fucker who did all the same stupid shit he rants about.
Then he gets money through a god damn stroke miracle luck and what's he do with it? He buys tacky expensive shit like his cars and his house. He's, as they say, nigger rich as well.
14 Wsallgood 2016-07-03
"Spaghetti n-word"
1 lemskroob 2016-07-03
Fun fact of the day: The 4th google search result of that term (when spelled out) points back to this sub
1 Wsallgood 2016-07-03
For once, that is a very fun fact.
7 [deleted] 2016-07-03
moor rich
9 chrb13 2016-07-03
He literally couldn't look like any more of a desperate sleazy greaseball wop in that picture.
5 SlimWiggins 2016-07-03
Jesus he looks bad for 54
2 starchild736 2016-07-03
i like his smooth skin. .. ant's isn't bad either.
-2 ehondaslaps 2016-07-03
haw haw haw.. yea..
33 MimibeardsIey 2016-07-03
Sue is Demetri Martin with terrible fakers
10 chrb13 2016-07-03
How much did they cost, those fakers? They're FAAKE BABY!
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3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-07-03
I wouldn't mind demitri martin so much if he would just finish his transition and shut the fuck up like Sue.
1 Tom_Stall 2016-07-03
Fuck, I should have read the comments before I commented. I said he looks like Demetri Martin and the friend from The Wonder Years.
32 brmlb 2016-07-03
The original Freddy Kreuger was a child molester. Ant is perfect for the remake.
1 Palpable_Hate 2016-07-03
He's already got the burnt victim's face going for him.
14 rahtin 2016-07-03
Really? I didn't think that's what he was going for.
I figured it was just a random reference to Frederick "Son of a Hundred Maniacs" Kruger.
Drown in your own shit you fucking dense cunt.
2 Palpable_Hate 2016-07-03
I think it was the whole fucking teens shit.
I love you too.
Punching out boyzzzz
1 thrillated 2016-07-03
Hey guys, did you know that this subreddit is part of a larger site known as Reddit? Who comes up with these nuanced details!
27 Jackatard 2016-07-03
If you zoom in very closely, you can actually see astronaut footprints.
14 cakehornnigga 2016-07-03
I would fuck Sue over that awful rat faced Dani. Gross
4 TossyMcSalad 2016-07-03
i always thought vagina > penis, if you're hetero.
34 cakehornnigga 2016-07-03
You would let a silly penis get in the way of sex? Don't be a faggot
14 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-03
Next time this revolting lobster face wants to preach eugenics, he should just have the camera close in on his mollusk flesh the whole time.
7 DaveNone 2016-07-03
If he only had a time machine and could go back and meet Hitler and tell him everything he was doing wrong.
"Oh ja ja, What you say about the dark peoples and the savages is most interesting. But you must be so tired from your travels. Dr. Mengele will wish to speak with you as soon as possible but first my guards here will take you for a nice refreshing shower."
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3 ncervo 2016-07-03
Got any more lobster back there Earl?
2 TossyMcSalad 2016-07-03
Fresh out, boss.
13 cbanks420lol 2016-07-03
I feel sick.
11 ehondaslaps 2016-07-03
sue has the ugliest man face
10 russelldalrymple 2016-07-03
A geisha "girl", Freddie Kruger, and Harry Potter
7 ActualTourettesGuy 2016-07-03
Dani looks like a mutant and this is one of her more flattering pictures. That latest periscope was straight up horrifying.
3 AiCPearlJam 2016-07-03
What's that clip from?
3 ActualTourettesGuy 2016-07-03
The Taking of Deborah Logan. It's a little derivative (like most found footage horror) but I enjoyed it. Should be on Netflix.
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2 Bick_Bickerson 2016-07-03
That movie ruled, you're crazy.
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1 Bobby_Newpooort 2016-07-03
If only there were an emporium where she could seek help from the ghosstsss
7 3stepsbackward 2016-07-03
That picture of Ant could scare children. :(
7 LatinoComedian 2016-07-03
Wow! Ant's skin is the way I imagined Deadpool's skin would look like on film.
6 Auntie_D1 2016-07-03
So wait he's fucked Sue during the time he was dating Dani? Or was that before?
12 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-03
Allegedly during, hence the ruckus.
8 Auntie_D1 2016-07-03
What is wrong with that guy? Hasn't he cheated on every girl he's dated?
9 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-03
He has no values.
1 NJPoster 2016-07-03
Wasn't it just a rumor?
6 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2016-07-03
I embalmed a guy who capsized in his kayak. By the time they pulled him out, twenty minutes worth of the river's detritus abraded his face. His skin looked just as bad as Anthony's.
5 stinkskc 2016-07-03
All Freddy Kruger style... Or seal
9 andycumiashow 2016-07-03
Holy shit. Anthony is uglier than a guy who literally had his face eaten away by lupus.
5 TossyMcSalad 2016-07-03
anthony isn't even the ugliest male in this pic.
5 DryTeeth 2016-07-03
What a hideous mug. Is that really just from acne? Like faces of meth lab explosions.
5 jfral 2016-07-03
The Crying Game, Cabin Fever, [REC]
4 _MurdocNiccals 2016-07-03
They called him Tony Coffee Cake because his face looked like a Drake's coffee cake. He was hard to look at.
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4 whatisthishere 2016-07-03
I'm looking at those pictures, the only way I can describe it is "The X-Files," and they are all creepy in different ways.
4 762x39mm 2016-07-03
Why does the tranny look better than Dani?
3 JD604 2016-07-03
Wow that face is a mess
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-03
He's aged 4 years with 15 years worth of stress since that pic.
3 ScarletNumbers 2016-07-03
To be fair, it was taking the pictures of the black whore that cost him his career.
Happy 2nd anniversary (wavey guy)
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3 Binski13 2016-07-03
Ant looks like one of those scary indians they use in movies to make the hero look more badass for beating them.
3 chrissurra 2016-07-03
Ol Pepperoni Cheeks
3 languishinvagaries 2016-07-03
the sharpen tool is not anthony's friend. neither is the camera i guess.
3 cc1945 2016-07-03
I watched Sue Lightining doing a cam show once. The voice is jarring when you first hear it, very male, or at best sounds like a very low voiced middle aged Jewish woman.
1 K1bbler 2016-07-03
Was Sue still pretending to have a russian accent?
I used to think Sue was the least crazy of Ant's exes but he is a very mentally ill dude.
1 cc1945 2016-07-03
I didn't notice a Russian accent.
They can make it work in pictures but on video you realise they're just dudes. No matter how hard they try.
2 K1bbler 2016-07-03
https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast/status/593478347994304513
3 VladDogbreath 2016-07-03
ol' nook-n-cranny face.
3 panasonictooth 2016-07-03
Ant looks like he was rescued from a pot of boiling water.
2 AntsCamera 2016-07-03
Ant looks like Freddy Kruger or Sargeant Barnes.
2 chrb13 2016-07-03
PockedAnt has to become a thing like BaldOpie.
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-07-03
That crator face
2 User234524352345 2016-07-03
Ant isnt even the ugliest one of those 3...
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1 misstheolddaysfan 2016-07-03
It was really that first triangle that started the journey down the crapper.
1 ImperviousSeahorse 2016-07-03
Is that photo of ant shopped?...
-3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-03
Yeah
1 Mr702law 2016-07-03
There has to be plastic surgery for a crater face.
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-03
They have "dermabrasion" or whatever.
His pockmarks are way too deep, though. You'd really need to take an electric belt sander with extremely coarse grade paper to his face and that would only be a slight improvement. Really, the only choice is the post-Travis the Chimp face transplant surgery.
1 Tom_Stall 2016-07-03
That guy on the left looks kinda like Josh Saviano (The friend from the wonder years) and also a bit like Demetri Martin
1 [deleted] 2016-07-03
Attack of the lecherous lizard man!
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1 Wolfhoof 2016-07-03
Why does this place hate Sue? He or she or whatever is so cute.
2 ScarletNumbers 2016-07-03
She has a penis
1 Wolfhoof 2016-07-03
I'm failing to see the downside.
1 speaksonlythetruth 2016-07-03
And not even a nice giant thick veiny monster either. I mean whats the fucking point of being an effeminate tranny if you don't have a luscious fucking enourmous cock? Nobody wants to see that.
2 3stepsbackward 2016-07-03
We like Sue; we just don't like her cock.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-03
His career was long dead by this point, but yeah the Dani thing probably didnt help.
1 BloodyfuckinKingalux 2016-07-03
Was the triangle dropped on his fucking face?
1 BollockNurse 2016-07-03
That sharpen/vibrance whatever on anthony is so fucking brutal, had me in tears. bravo.
1 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-07-03
I'd still unload a bucket of cum all over Dani's face
0 Reesangmin 2016-07-03
I can't tell if ants photoshopped
0 destinyaltboy 2016-07-03
Sue is much hotter
0 jarjarjelly 2016-07-03
Sue is marriage material
-1 usermemes 2016-07-03
That girl on the left is cute, what's her name?
-3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-03
Yeah