Another ex that Ant won't be hooking up with...

14  2016-07-02 by theredditkidd

83 comments

Ghost is an all time great, best member of the Wu and he still puts out great music. For those looking for a laugh: Ghost writes the best album reviews in the world. Here is his 9 page review of the latest Drake album: http://www.okayplayer.com/news/drake-views-big-ghost-album-review.html

(Hint: He is not a fan of Drake)

LMAO. This is hilarious.

Thats the sound of half the testosterone on earth evacuating the planet…

Yo how is track 1 on your album gon be 90 mins long b? The fuck type of… Oh hol up…this shit is only 5-1/2 mins. Guess it jus feels like its 3 episodes of The Big Bang Theory long cuz I hate its fuckin guts n I wanna stab it in the face.

Dog…if the homie dropped by the crib n suddenly all the spoons n forks n plates n candles n whatever in my kitchen magically came to life n started singin “Be Our Guest” that shit still wouldnt be cornier than gettin caught bumpin this fuckin song right now. Aint even like the music is wack yo its jus all Drake fault basically…

But yo y'all hear that? That's the sound of half the testosterone on earth evacuating...Guess Drake done dropped a new album.

Thank you

This is way funnier than I thought it'd be. Some cracking lines in there

You really thought ghosface wrote that?? My God

please don't tell me you think ghostface actually wrote those reviews...

Ghostface is going to be taking over leadership of the Wu for a new album:

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/7423237/ghostface-killah-talks-wu-tang-clan-reunion-new-music

The Big Ghost stuff is funny but thats not actually him, just for the record.

Aw :(

The ragu tour

Meth is best member

GZA is the best mc out of the crew but he's been working on an album about space for like 2.5 years now. All of his solo albums are insanely good.

Liquid swords

Legend of the Liquid Swords is fire from front to back too. I'm pretty sure Pro Tools is his last album and that's sick as hell too. It's been a while since I kept up on the hip hop though.

The only half decent project Meth has done in about 20 years were his collab albums with Redman and Ghost and Rae.

Love dude but hes a way better actor than he is an MC

solo albums are another thing, meth's verses on 36 chambers rules all.

He has at least 3 good solo albums.

4 albums in 10 years, nigga? I could divide

That's one every...let's say 2

2 of them shits was due

1 was "nah," the other was Tical

That's a one-hot-album-every-10-year average

Ether>Takeover

Oh agreed, Nas murdered him, but Takeover was a decent comeback though. I hated Jay-Z up until that album, but started giving him a peek after that.

I believe it all started with Takeover (which was as much of a Prodigy diss as it was a Nas diss)

Then Nas came with Ether, and Jay came back with "Super Ugly" which a lot of ppl shit on but had some CRAZY lines.

Me and the boy A.I. Got more in common than just ballin' and rhymin, Get it? More in Carmen. (Carmen is Nas' baby momma who fucked Iverson and Jay)

I came in your Bentley backseat, skeeted in your Jeep, left condoms in your baby seat.

And since you infatuated with saying that gay shit, yes you was kissing my dick when you was kissing that bitch.

I totally forgot about all that. I remember when they came out on stage together at Summer Jam or whatever that was too. Damn, Ether really did shut it down then. I thought Super Ugly was weak but you're right, the lines were good.

Haha even Jay-z's mom said Super Ugly went too far. Bar for bar in the disses Nas still has him beat especially seeing as how Nas came straight out of the hood with Illmatic while Jay experimented for a while coming from Hawaiin Sofie fame. Jigga is still great but Nas is the GOAT.

Let us not forget the massive dud that was Nastradamus. Nas attempted to go "jiggy" so bad with The Firm and "Firm Biz" even the shiny suits in "Street Dreams". Dont get me wrong, Nas is great but hes not without flops or faults.

"Went from Nasty Nas to Escos Trash, had a spark when u started but now u just garbage. Went from top 10 to not mentioned at all, to your bodyguards "Oochie Wally" verse is better than yours." You know that hurt. And of course "Yeah I sampled your voice, you was using it wrong. U made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"

But my fav lines from all this deff come from Ether tho.

"What, you 36 in a Karate class. You tae-bo hoe, tryina work it out. Tryina get brolic, ask me if im tryina kick knowlege. Na, i kick the shit u need to learn tho, that ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow. Is he Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy or Dame Dummy, Oh I get it, you biggie and hes puffy. Rockerfeller died of AIDS that was the end of his chapter, and thats the guy yall chose to name your company after?"

"Put it together I rock hoes you rock fellas." Nastradamus still had some great songs and let's not forget Jay went from the insanely gangster Reasonable Doubt to Vol 1 which was soft as fuck made for radio shit. Vol 2 & 3 are dope though.

Vol. 1 had some of My fav songs Jay has ever recorded tho, "Where Im From" "A Million and One Questions" "Streets Is Watching"

Im having fun reliving this battle on the O&A sub tho, something i thought id never see. Cam'Ron wilding out on Nas' dying mom calling her a crackhead was possibly the most out of line of the whole thing.

"You no mustache having with whiskers like a rat, compared to Beans you whack." Roc-A-Fella went in HARD on Nas, and he stood there by himself and took on all comers. Gotta respect that. And we are talking Dipset at their most popular, Lyrical monster Beanie Sigel (he was a beast, him &State Property vs Jada and Dblock is my fav battle of all time.They went at it crazy.

Haha yeah especially because someone here once told me to pick up a guitar and called me a hick because I said that the Who sucked. I just don't think Nas ever really got got in any beef. He shit all over 50 in Don't Body yourself and in 3 lines in Queens Get the Money. Jadakiss is like Memphis Bleek because they never put out a shitty album that didn't sell well. That DMX with D-Block is one of the hardest songs I've ever heard.

Jay please.....

You don't like Tical: Judgement day? Wut some o'dem otha Method Man albumz we got?

Uhh Da Prequel, milluh

GZA is still the top member of the group. When I was a teenager I got the GZA sideways Wu Tang symbol tattooed like a little faggot.

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That's a tough call, I'd say they are neck and neck, Ghost puts out more consistent quality tracks, but Rae usually kills a guest feature verse more often.

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I just read the whole thing. Shit is fucking hilarious.

What is this shit written in pidgin? Jesus Christ that's hard to read.

You actually think ghostface is a blogger... y'all niggas dumb as shit

What is it with white people and Wu Tang? Did your parents say this was acceptable to listen to in the 90s and so you did?

Remember that time she outed ant as a tranny fucker yet she's so irrelevant it took months for someone to listen to her podcast

That tweet sure got a lot of retweets and likes.

I always wondered how Anthony squared his disgust for interracial couples with his "I'm not racist; I'm just looking at statistics" rhetoric. Like, what's the statistical rationale for that?

Hates mixed race couples

Is a Tunesian knife fighter that dates white teenage girls

When porn girls were in the studio he would ask them if they ever did interracial and if the answer was "Yes" he would lose interest.

He should hate all marriages and couplings, then, because the VAST MAJORITY OF RELATIONSHIPS DO NOT WORK OUT. Fucking imbecile Cumia.

White woman black man marriages are 200% more likely to end in divorce than 2 whites

Shut up.

It's true tyrone. U mad? Have a crack rock

Faggot.

A lot of the time he acted like that was a joke, but I distinctly remember one time when he was disgusted when seeing interracial porn.

He may have acted like he was, but I bet he jerks off to BBC cuckold porn and interacial gangbangs.

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Everything else has plausible deniability, what would be the excuse for being disgusted by interracial porn? You don't have to be into it, but to be audibly upset... kinda says something about you.

That night, yo he hit it like a spiked bat

"Both hands clusty, chillin' wit my man Rusty, low down, blew off the burner kinda dusty" - fucking love that verse

That was the best track on SC

Ghost Deini is also amazing

This ugly bitch was a model?

Can't believe she blocked you after such a witty tweet.

her one eye is photoshopped to be off center, right?

Yo, you best protect ya neck, Stett!

Ghostface was always funny but the most hilarious moment of Wu Tang was when Ol' Dirty Bastard went on MTV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOo7KYsouo8

Bong bong bong, her cunt got rung rung rung

red tops, blue tops, green tops, yellow tops, purple tops, beige tops, white tops, gray tops, black tops, clear tops, gold tops, pink tops, silver tops, tan tops, aqua tops, orange tops, tall tops, long tops, short tops, 12-12s, 58-58s, weed bag, ziplock, big rocks, coke spots, two glocks, one ox, crumbs chopped, hot-pots, one blade, crack spot

Goddamn fishscale is a classic album.

A kilo is a thousand grams, easy to remember.

"oh muay gawwwd. I fecking love love LOVE Ghostface killah! 36 Chambers is like totally me and muay my girls pregame and make up albuuuum!!!"

Stetten looks super hot sometimes. Look at her profile pic

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Because Anthony is way too niggerish. Stick to rappers who rhyme about crack dealing.

Ha, Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing Ant wants you to fuck with....

FYI, that's not Melissa ..that's her friend..who's very hot herself in person..I saw her in a bikini.

Why not post them? You're missing toes, not brain cells! ;)

I saw her ..in person ..in a bikini ..no pic was taken..except for the one in my spank bank.

Look at her avatar. Ant's exes are getting dyke cuts.

Nigga got big ass hands

Those big ass hands may be the most influential in Rap.

After all, those were the hands that broke Mase's jaw and gave him that speech impediment flow that 50 Cent, Kanye and Drake would go imitating for years.

I thought 50 being shot in the jaw and Kanye breaking his in that car wreck made them talk like that and Ma$e was just retarded. He definitely looks like a downie.

At least it was Ghost and not Shorty Shitstain.

Looks like he's been taking her out to Golden Corral all you can eat.

Muh dick muggafuggs

Don't girls prefer black men anyway? What difference does it make?

Ant singing: "You don't get a nigga back like that!"

Dam Ghostface Killah is not looking very good.

melissa is cool

I thought 50 being shot in the jaw and Kanye breaking his in that car wreck made them talk like that and Ma$e was just retarded. He definitely looks like a downie.

Hates mixed race couples

Is a Tunesian knife fighter that dates white teenage girls

He should hate all marriages and couplings, then, because the VAST MAJORITY OF RELATIONSHIPS DO NOT WORK OUT. Fucking imbecile Cumia.

A lot of the time he acted like that was a joke, but I distinctly remember one time when he was disgusted when seeing interracial porn.

Shut up.

Faggot.