Have you fellas seen the proud boy manifesto yet?

31  2016-07-01 by JoeCumiaSr

113 comments

We are cock sucking faggots

We are being played like a fiddle

We venerate Gavin's asshole

I mean, I like Gavin's show, but this shit is fucking embarrassing. I just watch him for entertainment, but people actually buying into his horseshit is beyond pathetic.

People are getting "Proud Boy" tattoos. This shit is gay.

I think the uhuru shit is far more cringy than the proud boy shit

What does that shit mean?

Swahili word for freedom, very cringy

I thought it was the black chick from Star Trek.

Well the members are certainly acting like Klingons dvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Christ

Yeah? Well I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all.

For context, he does it to mock some gay black dude on youtube and his pussified white friends who think they owe reperations. Not that it's much better, just clarifying as to why he says it.

Edit: you faggots will downvote anything.

But people are getting that shit tattooed on themselves... holy shit.

Yes I know.

But people are getting that shit tattooed on themselves... holy shit.

Do you honestly think people with tattoos are the brightest of people?

A "movement" based on irony. Brilliant.

The "uhuru" bullshit isn't a movement, it's just some dumb shit he says.

Lol is that really why they say it? I figured it was just something people said when they called in I based on someone pronouncing "hello" weird. Why did they start saying it? Actually I dont want to know.

'Cos in some video they watched, a black lives matter protester was saying that shit with her fist up.

*the other guy's comment reminded me. It's a video of a bunch of white people saying why they owe reparations and the super gay black guy leading the video says "uhuru" at the end.

That's actually pretty funny.

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What's wrong with being proud of something and what's wrong with liking a cock? This subs self loathing homophobia knows no bounds

I thought the Rogan dick riders were embarrassing when they would make images of Rogan's "intellectual" quotes with a picture of him in the background. This is another level.

He puts on a entertaining show and I agree with him on most things, but I loathe the idea of considering myself a fan. Wasn't engaged online during the wackbag days, but I imagine "proudboys" are the equivalent of Ant's wannabe compound dickriders. Their eagerness is cockold level icky.

He said he hates South Park yesterday. He's such a contrarian faggot sometimes, who the fuck hates South Park?

A large amount of what he does is influenced by his punk youth, including I suspect his religious beliefs. It's basically the norm now to be an atheist, as is the case with liking South Park, so he doesn't think he can be edgy or cool unless he rejects those things.

That's why I've never liked him. Everything he says sounds like he's doing shtick.

What a loser

He hates that "Trey Stone" guy, who is gay, according to Gavin.

Difference of opinion. Wow. It's good that there is someone that doesn't agree with the consensus and has opinions of his own. I love South Park and think Gavin is fantastic.

I do. Show starting sucking cock somewhere around season 7, and that was a loooong time ago.

Fair enough, but his reasoning for hating it was cuz of the "shitty animation." And to be a contrarian faggot, of course. I doubt he's ever watched a full episode.

The cringey fans are what turns me off of the show. If he never took calls or acknowledged them it would be a hundred times better.

Atleast the calls are quick (usually). He needs to have more guests on who he disagrees with, those are his best shows. I don't want to watch some bullshit with a pro gun guy and him just sitting around going "liberals, amirite?"

I find the whole thing amusing. Some people are taking it too far though.

Like you said, it's embarrassing for the people that follow/believe in this nonsense. He's playing them like the rubes that they are and it's brilliant.

He's no Bennington. Ronnie clearly never cared about his numbersss. This faggot has a score to settle and won't let up until he's on about the same level as the network he was shitcanned off of. He's legitimately proud of every single tattoo.

Does their manifesto sound familiar to anyone:

We are... NEW JERSEY

We are... LONG ISLAND

We are... FAGGOTS

Congratulations "edgy free thinkers", you've landed in Todd Pettengill levels of douche.

we, are, farmers, bumba bum bum bum bum bum ♪ :-)

being a proud boy is not about being edgy.

You're just a bitter left wing faggot who finds growing up to be ICKY! GROSS!you wanna play video games all day and jack off not be a big person! FUEY

YEESSS!!! Finally this rambling nut said something to me, I feel blessed. I'm a big fan of your nonsense comments, please say more things to me, they're wonderfully insane.

And I quote: "Congratulations "edgy free thinkers", you've landed in Todd Pettengill levels of douche."

See my other thread.

No thanks.

Your on a subreddit for opie and anthony defending a dorky contarían. What makes you think your more of an adult.

Post your proud boys tat, bro.

They are libertarians but the 'leader" of their cult is a huge supporter of Donald Trump who is an authoritarian.... that don't make no sense!

You expect these faggots to understand the shit they parrot? They're Tranthonys leftover fans ffs, not the brightest people.

Then who is a leftover of anything you devisive peter pumper? The fact that you're so worried about a small group of people and their motivations to go to the extent of creating content fodder, we'll that must be a new low in life. That's the sad honest truth.

Then who is a leftover of anything you devisive peter pumper?

well put.

For someone who makes a living talking about politics he is completely politically illiterate and inconsistent. His views are based almost entirely on emotion, which is why he's always projecting by complaining about people who vote emotionally.

It's not as complex as all that. It's simple contrarianism. Path of "most resistance", which in reality is actually the least.

Do you think it's cool to still act like that at 45 years old? Btw drunk driving is radical.

Scott Adams does some interesting writing on Trump's "powers of persuasion".

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Shut up cuck. Limited government. Ect.

Etc.*

I don;t agree.

don't*

Faggot*

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You got that right!

This is less funny than what you first wrote ten minutes ago.

Nuh uh.

Yup.

What kind of faggot says "yup?"

"yup"?*

Move along you two

I always wondered about that. It's so confusing.

Edit: typo

First of all, any movement that uses politics as an identifier sentence one is fucking stupid and should be ignored.

Saying Trump is an authoritarian does not make it a fact. He's a wrench in the machinery. Shake things up.

His ideas are authoritarian. Libertarians don't support border walls and changing laws to make suing people for slander easier and hobble free press. Targeting family members of suspected terrorists and increasing torture against suspected terrorists are also authoritarian ideals. Trump's government simply needs to suspect you are a terrorist and you're fair game for torture. Write something negative about Trump and you might wind up getting sued. Shake things up all you want but don't try to pretend the guy is a good candidate or conservative or especially not libertarian. Admit what he is.

So basically "liberals get out reeeee"

pretty much the only redeeming factor of the club.

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You think this is gay? Check out their website! www.proudboy.com

god damn you im at work

I'll take the chicken gumbo in a breadbowl, and make it snappy.

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They should get a knife and give themselves a forehead mark like the Faith in Game Of Thrones. Are you committed to your movement or not?

Just have them slit their throats while they're at it

Let's hope they all burn to death in a church too

I just can't get over how queer the name is.

What the fuck is Proud Boy?

I legitimately have no idea either. But if you search the hashtag on twitter, it's like five approval-seeking faggots and a few happy muddas showing off dere handsome li'l devils. One of dem even sent a smooch to my file tradin' partna shuuuure.

You're only confusing me more.

i've done an internet search, i've been on their subreddit and read their posts, and i still can't figure out what they are. i've read their fucking manifesto, and i'm none the wiser. all i know is there are pictures of gavin mcinnes on their sub and several people have gotten similar tattoos.

The name of Gavin's 'movement'

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Faggot :


  1. A term used to refer to homosexuals, often as a slur.

  2. A bundle of sticks

  3. The Bottom in a BD/SM relationship

Coined in the victorian era, this term comes from the practice in British Public Schools of making the students do menial tasks such as gathering the sticks to make Faggots, which were used instead of logs. These menial tasks became known as "Faggot-work", and it was the lowest of the low socially that typically were made to do these tasks. These boys were often physically weak as well, and were left open to sexual advances from other boys or teachers with little or recourse to refuse


1. That Elton John is such a faggot!


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Cuck smashers

It would be embarrassing enough if all of these cum stains were 15 years old with no idea who they were yet and looking for a role model in the wrong place, as a lot of teenagers tend to do. But I am pretty sure most of these numb nuts are grown men. It would be fucking hilarious if it wasn't so crushingly pathetic.

Who is downvoting this post? It's great.

Proudboys

Libertarian sheep. Fantastic.

B-but muh free market!

Lol most libertarians would be dead in a month if they actually lived in the world they truly wanted

TANSTAAFL

They "venerate the Housewife," yet I bet 50% are unemployed and 40% don't earn enough money to support anyone but themselves.

The remaining 10% are Gavin.

It's embarrassing to even be connected to that guy and those people, as an o&a fan..

You don't want to be associated with people who interrupt conversations to bitch and moan about cuckmercials?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm embarrassed to even be talking to you

NNNNNNNNNNNO!

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of queers.

This is so fucking embarrassing holy shit. They make Anthony's nuthuggers look sane and heterosexual by comparison.

How does someone explain that tattoo to anyone who doesn't know? What are the words you would say? Seriously.

Western pride.

I actually like gavin 70% of the time, i watch rebel media clips all the time, but this is just about the gayest thing ive ever seen.

It's not gay it's fun.

Ewwww

NOTHING about Gavin's believe system is libertarian.

I doubt he has any actual belief system. He's playing to his audience to a large degree.

We masterbate while wearing flip-flops!

Holy shit do these guys not realize how hard they're being marketed to? Why not buy a fucking Hunting Lodgetm scented candle?

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The fuck is Proudboys?

I'm only proud of my boy ironically.

Fucking Rat and his Aladdin play

It's all his fault for this cringe inducing shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4YR3ItBsw

https://twitter.com/gavin_mcinnes/status/688460455732494336

Gavin would have come up with some hipster movement shit either way.

Yuck

Etc.*

Faggot*

You're only confusing me more.