I managed to sneak out after the ol' ball and chain went to sleep and put on some Jim Breuer and the Loud & Rowdy and jam to a few tracks on the recliner. I hope I don't wake the kids or else I'll be in real trouble!
Dude... it's long, receding and somehow greasy and dry. You don't know what kind of mother fucker you are messing with. I bet you don't even own original copies of Immolation's Stepping On Angels... Before Dawn or vinyl copies of both Blasphemy albums. Go jerk it to your bro death metal for dads who work at tire shops. I'm trying to become physically the next Peter Hobbs.
You have no idea what you just said. You probably listen to Misery Index and think that shit is brutal. Probably don't even know about where they got their name. Go listen to Carnal Forge and Five Finger Death Punch, poser.
You're favorite record is the latest Morbid Angel studio album. You were upset there wasn't enough dated 90's techno influence on middling death metal. You're most listened to song ever is Amerika The Brutal by Six Feet Under. You have a Slipknot logo tattooed on your calf.
If you aren't accepting of the New York "ation" scene, then eat my fuck, hoser. Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation all kick rump. At least at some point in their careers. At least they never got awful at any point.
You really don't like any dirt or dissonance do you? Dying Fetus is and always were the definition of light weight, mediocre death metal. Cryptopsy released two of my favorite albums ever and then started shitting the bed so hard, and that was before they "sold out".
You're favorite record is the latest Morbid Angel studio album. You were upset there wasn't enough dated 90's techno influence on middling death metal. You're most listened to song ever is Amerika The Brutal by Six Feet Under. You have a Slipknot logo tattooed on your calf.
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11 Thomas_Daly 2016-06-30
Okay but what are you listening to?
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5 Phantas_Magorical 2016-06-30
I managed to sneak out after the ol' ball and chain went to sleep and put on some Jim Breuer and the Loud & Rowdy and jam to a few tracks on the recliner. I hope I don't wake the kids or else I'll be in real trouble!
2 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-06-30
Need that time in the "man cave" lol am I right or what? Keep on rockin' brother.
5 Individually_Placed 2016-06-30
I appreciate the musicianship involved in death metal, but I cant relate to a song titled 'Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt'.
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2 kevola 2016-06-30
yes
2 ScarletNumbers 2016-06-30
What ever happened to Death Metal Moe?
1 CIAshill18081990 2016-06-30
No but tobacco has a new album coming out
1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
I've been into Death Metal since i've been 13. Dying Fetus has always been pussycore.
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1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
You aren't elite enough, poser.
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2 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
Dude... it's long, receding and somehow greasy and dry. You don't know what kind of mother fucker you are messing with. I bet you don't even own original copies of Immolation's Stepping On Angels... Before Dawn or vinyl copies of both Blasphemy albums. Go jerk it to your bro death metal for dads who work at tire shops. I'm trying to become physically the next Peter Hobbs.
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1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
You have no idea what you just said. You probably listen to Misery Index and think that shit is brutal. Probably don't even know about where they got their name. Go listen to Carnal Forge and Five Finger Death Punch, poser.
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1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
You're favorite record is the latest Morbid Angel studio album. You were upset there wasn't enough dated 90's techno influence on middling death metal. You're most listened to song ever is Amerika The Brutal by Six Feet Under. You have a Slipknot logo tattooed on your calf.
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1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
Is it only an insult if it's based on facts? I don't know how things work. Too busy being the most elite underground metal head in O&A anti-fandom.
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1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
If you aren't accepting of the New York "ation" scene, then eat my fuck, hoser. Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation all kick rump. At least at some point in their careers. At least they never got awful at any point.
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1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
You really don't like any dirt or dissonance do you? Dying Fetus is and always were the definition of light weight, mediocre death metal. Cryptopsy released two of my favorite albums ever and then started shitting the bed so hard, and that was before they "sold out".
1 dg1202 2016-06-30
Dying Fetus rules. I can't believe that much power comes out of a three-piece. Yes, I'm serious. \m/
1 suchanjv 2016-06-30
Mostly thrash metal. Not huge into death metal, but I do like Despised Icon and At The Gates.
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1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-06-30
You're favorite record is the latest Morbid Angel studio album. You were upset there wasn't enough dated 90's techno influence on middling death metal. You're most listened to song ever is Amerika The Brutal by Six Feet Under. You have a Slipknot logo tattooed on your calf.
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