There was a point where you couldn't slip one thing by the Opester without one of his patented, quick-witted zingers. PEW PEW PEW! He was pointing his finger guns, and guess what? They were aimed right at you. Greggory captivated the heart of MILLIONS of people across the globe everyday when he'd go on a classic comedic tangent. Face-to-face with some of the top comics in the world, he would stand tall every time and show listeners why he's been in the bizzz for 22 fawkin' years! "FUNNIEST MAN ON THE PLANET" cried Bill Burr after leaving the studio following his first appearance on the show. Opie wasn't just a household name, he was a LEGEND.

Then came the fall from grace. Opie woke up one morning and he had sprouted a pair of breasts. In a panic, he barely heard his wife passionately screaming. He turned over to see his wife, right beside him, being rammed by Bam Margera. Opie jumped out of bed, threw on the nearest grey long sleeve shirt he could find, hopped into his Kia Soul, and rushed to the studio. He mumbled incoherent nonsense to his coworkers as he made his way to the microphone. Suddenly he couldn't form a sentence. Not only that, he had developed this weird habit of burping every fifteen seconds. Looking into the front facing camera of his phone to fix his makeup (he was OBVIOUSLY in a rush), he was shocked to see he was about 25 pounds heavier than he had thought, and was clinging on to the few dozen strands of hair he had left.

"DASSABESSDO" he heard faintly down the hall. "DASSABESSDO JUST FUCKNN N CHCILL NNN FUCKK" was being repeated by some rambling buffoon as he slowly approached the studio doors. It was chilling, and only got louder and louder, becoming more menacing with each guttural cry. Opie was paralyzed in fear. As the door handle turned, a dark, hippo-like figure appeared with a tongue protruding from it's mouth like none he had ever seen. "JUST A CHILLLLL NNNN FUCKIN'EM" it approached Opie smiling. "HARRIET TUBMAN SUM BITCH". He was no longer living in a delusional world. Gregg was finally self-aware, and he knew at that time, he was living in a nightmare.