Just signed up to a dating App called Zoosk

0  2016-06-29 by JoeKhurr

So I was on this app, I noticed that overtime it was all a big money grab.. In order to see people who messaged you and to see anyone's response to your messages costs money.

Either way I gave it a shot just got out of a relationship and I didn't want to use tinder as I need to link my Facebook to it. Paid a one month subscription.

I didn't get laid from it, I got some blowjobs, but it sucks pretty much still thinking about my ex.

By this point you're reading this and saying what the fuck this has to do with O and A? I remembered Jim saying how his exes hated Chip.

So I took a Chip persona and I received a lot more messages. An example of a sample chip opener: " what's up babe", " just laugh out louding here", " my mudder says youre pretty as fawk"... A lot of them are intrigued, as I don't look like I talk like this, eventually disgust as I kept on the persona.

Just interesting that Chip actually works on women to a point, till they see it isn't a joke or put on. Anyways bored here still thinking about my ex.. 4am in my bed like a faggot figured I'd help some other dude on this sub.

22 comments

8  ShetUp 2016-06-29

You gotta get a hobby, bud.

1  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

True.

6  [deleted] 2016-06-29

Holy shit ... we are a generation apart and I am getting old as fuck. At 0400, I am getting up to piss because my prostate is the size of a walnut, not to post on Reddit about a dating app. And, Christ almighty, who needs a dating app to get laid? Just roofy a chick - old school like Cosby ... and then post her pic on MySpace.

1  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

Lol, I mean I want a sort of intellectual girl, I could get one of those but idk feels awkward as fuck. It's like taking the bus after driving all these years.

3  riesj22 2016-06-29

How fucking hammered are u?

2  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

I'll say I was reminiscing.

1  Knightscribe 2016-06-29

So, very.

Buck up, peckah, you'll be okay. Fuck dat ho.

2  Mod_Impersonator 2016-06-29

If you got some blowjobs, why didn't you get laid? Who gets their dick sucked without eventually fucking that girl?

1  CheetahHeels 2016-06-29

People with stinky dicks

1  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

It didn't feel the same, I know, I know.. I'm a cuck, a fag, a quay, a fezzie.. gotcha.

Still thought about her everytime I met a girl, certain things one might do etc

2  Mod_Impersonator 2016-06-29

Queeb

1  CheetahHeels 2016-06-29

Tinder is anonymous. Also why'd you and your girl split up?

1  TotallyNotObsi 2016-06-29

He broke her ribs

1  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

Cheating.

1  CheetahHeels 2016-06-29

Woof. You or her

1  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

Her.

3  Patmcpsu 2016-06-29

The best revenge is living well. It will take more than a few blowjobs on zoosk to make her feel remorse.

Work out, get a new car, post Facebook pictures of you enjoying life (hiking, partying, going to a baseball game or the beach, all preferably with a hotter girl in the shot). You shouldn't be happy in spite of her, you should be happy to spite her.

2  CheetahHeels 2016-06-29

Fuckin a dude. Look, fuck that bitch. She's garbage if she did that to you and she's always gonna be garbage. I know it sucks now but you gotta realize you're better than that. And you gotta stop "looking" for a girl, because you're not gonna replace your ex no matter how hard you try. What you can do is focus on yourself. Get yourself in shape, do the things you like to do, go out with friends and get shitfaced chasing women and get denied a few times. Allow yourself to be happy alone and when you actually come across that cool intellectual girl you want everything will work out. You can't meet a girl and give it a fair shot right now because you're not YOU. You're a shell of the former you. Make your ex miss you. I'm sure she knows she's got some real estate in your head and doesn't give a shit she's just happy you're still obsessed. Delete her off everything snapchat, Facebook, her number. It'll make it easier to get over it.

Sorry for the novel. I went through a bad breakup once and wish someone told me this. I never had anyone cheat though which would probably destroy me on the inside. You'll be ok dude

2  stinkskc 2016-06-29

I agree with cheetah. I'm sorry she did thst but fuck her man. Don't reminisce about her she doesn't deserve that shit.

2  aprosbro 2016-06-29

Call into Jim's advice show so he can ask you if she's hot and if the dude she banged had a big dick and all kinds of other unhelpful details he can edge to.

But yeah Tinder doesn't post to your facebook.

1  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

Is there anyway I can not have it link my real first and last name?

I don't want to tell them I just got out of a relationship and the whole thing, it sounds like a sob story and most don't stick around, since they know I just want sex

2  aprosbro 2016-06-29

It's just your first name and you choose the pictures it shows.

1  JoeKhurr 2016-06-29

These are all valid points

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