‘The Daily Show’ proves why TV shows deserve dignified deaths

52  2016-06-28 by [deleted]

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ME: Where we at with the whole Daily Show thing? I took a little peek, and I think it's pretty good.

Jimmy: I think it sucks.

ME: Yeah.. that's what I mean... it kinda sucks right? What the fuck!?

Wow, we've all really mastered this.

It's scary sometimes isn't it?

Sniff.

ME: Lessss go to the phones, SNOWAYYY!

Striker

BRYUN

We've peered into the abyss for so long that we're a lowly becoming it.

ME: oh yeah, I mean I know it sucks NOW but it didn't used to be this bad.. That's what I was saying.. But yeah it does suck now! What happened Jimmy? They couldn't get this new host thing figured out over there...

Jim doesn't watch it because he doesn't want to be influenced by other comedians.

Can you imagine jim saying bluntly "I think it sucks" about the daily show? That would rule.

The john oliver video where he calls donald trump "donald drumf" or some faggy shit is one of the highest watched video on youtube. I think whoever is running comedy central and Viacom needs to jump into moving traffic for letting him go to score points with their minority hire

They artificially inflate that shit for political reasons. The amy and seth rogan bud light commercial was trending on twitter before the video even had 500 views

It's pretty easy for any company to inflate their views and get shut trending, music videos do it all the time. They can't let anyone know the viewership for these shows is small. There can't be more than 23 people watching The Nightly Show.

What the H is the Nightly Show? Like Patterson Nightly?

Is this a terribly executed Chip?

No. I'm asking what the Nightly Show is and if it has anything to do with Bill Burrs stalker.

Just Google it you babbling shitstain.

Kiss my grits.

Look it up, dipshit.

Your the 2nd guy who's said that. Fuck you both. I don't give a fuck about some bullshit tv show. I just wanted to see if anyone would say anything funny about how badly I'm sure it sucks.

Letting Oliver go wasn't even their dumbest mistake. Chris Rock said he was interested in doing it, but he only wanted a one year contract at first to see if the job would interfere with his family life. Comedy Central refused Chris Rock and then hired Trevor fucking Noah.

Whoever is in charge over there is a simple minded buffoon.

Chris Rock would do nothing but make fun of white people. There's enough of that going on.

But some of it would be funny

Viacom agreed and sent her packing. I used to watch Comedy Central all the time, but in the last 5 years all original programming has SUCKED. Except Key and Peele, Nathan for You, and The Ben Show, which they canceled after one season.

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hi im john oliver i do that weird thing with my hands and say no repeatedly to things for comedic effect hahahhaha

C U R R E N T Y E A R

Sumner Redstone. Kike extraordinaire.

He was calling him Donald Drumpf because Trump had a penchant for poking fun at people for having "fake names," Jon Stewart for example. Also for Trump's affinity for putting his last name on everything.

Upon researching Trump's ancestry Oliver and his team found that the Trump last name was originally Drumpf and that they had changed it.

In modern America, someone changing the spelling of their name when they come here is to be made fun of, but changing your gender is an act of courage.

I'm pretty sure Oliver works for the Trump Campaign because "drumpf" is the weakest fucking shit in the world.

Trump's been in the public eye for so long that there's not a lot of jokes to make about him that haven't been done to death already.

John Oliver is HBO

He is aware. He's saying whoever let Oliver go to HBO so they could hire the Social Justice African needs to jump into traffic.

Uhhh John Oliver is on HBO. I don't think they need your advice on programming, HBO seems to know what they're doing. Just sayin...

Fun Fact: If you begin your comment with "Uuuuh" or "Um" when you're trying to correct someone, you're announcing to everyone else in the thread that you're a tiresome dipshit.

You might as well open with "Hi everyone, speaking as a cunt..." for all the difference it makes.

Same goes for ending a comment with "just sayin".

Uuuuh, just sayin'. Period.

Dassbesso jussayin n fuggin..

Uhhh fuck off

He's saying Viacom/Comedy Central are idiots for letting Oliver go and giving the reigns of a prominent late night show to a retarded African teenager.

But John Oliver left before John Stewart left so I don't get it.

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The show doesn't need to end. They just picked the wrong guy. Stewart had been on MTV, appeared in Adam Sandler movies, regularly appeared on Stern, had a failed syndicated late night show, appeared on Larry Sanders, etc. before the Daily Show. There was always alot of buzz in the press about him someday being the next great late night host of his generation. He proved he could go back and forth between high brow and low brow. But it's like they ignored all the work Stewart put in developing trust with American audiences before the Daily Show that allowed him to go back and forth between being a nasty Jersey wiseass and a preachy Jewish liberal. Instead it's like Comedy Central reduced the secret to Stewart's popularity to him being liberal, young and handsome enough, so the South African version of that will also work.

Cue the Scorch man!

WeiRD NeWS

SOME ARE ODD AND SOME DERANGED!

STORIES THAT ARE VERY STRANGE!

WEEEIRD NEWS!

I hope Sibby and the couch can make an appearance at the newly confirmed Daily Show with Scorch hosting

Ya know doc I was reading your book on the bazonga de otha day and there is one sentence in this book that make teh whole ting worth it.

Scorch: Thanks Sib.

Sib fades into the couch and awaits the next prey to sit on his lap.

They should replace Trevor Noah with Colin Quinn and be done with it

Just when I thought I'd never watch The Daily Show again under any circumstances, I find the man who could call my bluff.

Well played.

Nah, the show needs to just end.

Letterman also wanted him to replace Tom Snyder, but CBS went for Craig Kilbourn because he was a bigger star in 1999 and they thought he could beat Conan. Then he fell off the face of the earth.

That's not true, he delivered a stirring performance as cheating spouse #1 in Old School.

and the Mac & Cheese commercial

Trevor Noah seems like a guy who's conversationally funny, at least the one time he did O&A. That said his Twitter feed stinks and I therefore hope South Africa returns to Apartheid soon.

He talked about his parents having to walk on opposite sides of the road and people harassing them when seen together. To have an entire political system trying to keep Trevor Noah from being born, how could there be anything wrong with that?

That Noah is a hack is the one thing Liberals and Conservatives can agree on in this very divided nation.

Agreed. He was definitely not the right choice for the job. To be fair they were at a disadvantage with losing Colbert to CBS and John Oliver to HBO but there were still better choices than one of the newest members of the show; a black South African almost no one knew about. Russell Peters may be the biggest comedian in the world but that doesn't mean he'd be a hit on American television.

Larry Wilmore would have been a better choice but unfortunately they had already given him his own show that also sucks.

They just need to accept they will not be able to replace Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert for news related humor.

Why don't they just go back to showing stand up?

They should bring back Tough Crowd

I would hate to see the group of pussies the current Comedy Central producers would hire for their toughness.

Absolutely. They totally dropped the ball on that one. Every episode was funny and thought provoking as it truly showed different views on topics. Also half the episodes turned into mini-roasts lol.

Trevor Noah can eat my ass

Jeez

Trevor Noah is such a disaster. They need to unload him, pay him whatever to get out of his contract and get anyone else. Literally anyone. Bumping up Larry Wilmore would be better. Getting fucking Janeane Garafolo or Margaret Cho would be better. Seriously

Bumping up Larry Wilmore would be better.

That's arguable, both Noah and Wilmore have been perfect examples of why talent > racial shoehorning for tv shows is a terrible idea.

Larry Wilmore wouldn't be great but it would be a step up. Atleast he is out there doing stuff. i come across articles every now & then about something Larry said or did. At the very least, Larry is not a worse choice than Trevor

True, but have you seen Wilmores show?

He was on Maher last friday trying to plug his (failing) show.

Sure give them a shot, but dont give them shows where they have to fill the shoes of Stewart and Colbert.

I agree, Stewart in an election year (2011-12) used to rake in 1.7 million viewers a night by himself. That's not even including Colbert with 1-1.2 million also.

Noah and Wilmore can't even break 1.2 million combined.

I guarantee you they were doing 10s of millions including worldwide and pirating.

Look at how little the daily show is torrented. You can't even find Wimores show on any torrent sites.

That's like going from horse shit to donkey shit. It's like yeah, it's an improvement, but not that big of one.

I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying that's how bad Trevor. I've even changed my opinion that Sherrod would be better just because he most likely would stack the show with Comedy Cellar type people as writers & performers that could bring just the littlest of something to the show that would elevate it from what Trevor is doing. But as a flat out guy reading jokes to a camera, Sherrod would be worse than Trevor

The only person that I could imagine as less funny and a worse than just about any person on earth (including criminals and tyrants) is Janeane Garafolo. I can't even comprehend how anyone can even refer to her as entertaining. She is as funny as having a cyst lances, but with less joy.

still think she would be better than Trevor Noah because atleast she has an identity. The show would atleast be something

The guy that shot up the nightclub in Orlando has an identity and would do better than Gerafalo. He would also probably be funnier.

Omar Mateen would be better than Trevor Noah too

literally anyone. Sherrod small ok then?

Sherrod would be worse

Dassadailysho

jus outta context clips n fuckn

Oh jesus him with that fat tongue out and doing a southern uhh huh when talking with some physicist that has a book on theory of time or some shit would be incredible. We have to see that trainwreck, just motion of time and fuckin.

Only if Vos passes.

The Daily Show was MADE for Rich Vos. You can see for yourself on July 8th at the Laughing Derby Comedy Club in Louisville, Kentucky.

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Give noah money to lie and say he is more interested in stand up then hire a new white jew to dispense with the neo liberal corporate propaganda that is losing more and more power thanks to the internet.

Update: This post has been updated to reflect that Craig Kilborn, not Craig Ferguson, hosted “The Daily Show” prior to Jon Stewart’s tenure.

lol

The Daily Show proves why hiring someone on race and not merit is a bad idea.

But....but white privilege and affirmative action and and black lives matter.

Also didn't the cunt who hired Noah and Larry Wilmore and Amy get kicked to the curb by comedy central?

Trevor Noah is just a desperate attempt to appeal to an audience that doesn't have enough pull to bring up ratings. At least Jon Stewart was interesting enough to get people who hated his politics to watch so they could yell about him. Noah is just insufferably politically correct and a safe SJW who offers no real fire and interest.

He's also a mixed kid from fucking South Africa, who isn't old enough or American enough to comment or criticize jack shit about the inter-working of the US political system. No one wants to hear some 30 year old from the most racist country on earth criticize a political system he's tentatively familiar with.

Yep. But in America, and a large portion of the world, a large group of people with no sense assume that celebrities are intelligent and know about everything. Brad Pitt was a dolt for years until he got super famous and then suddenly he walks around with a self satisfied look on his face like he is superior and smarter than everyone else but in reality he is still a dolt. Same with his wife and most of the clique they hang out with. Look at Amy Schumer, she's a know nothing but as soon as she had a moderately successful film and TV show she gets invited to the fucking white house and tweets as if she knows all there is about every SJW subject. Trevor Noah is a little bit funny, as black as Obama and has the SJW streak so he is immediately tossed into a TV show he has no business being on. And when it gets cancelled he won't be blamed for being shitty on the show, it will all be blamed on racism and white privilege.

Hollywood and the celebrities in it need to get knocked down a peg. But that'll never happen as long as the nimrods retweet every little thing they say as if it's the wisdom of the ages and reinforce the delusion that they are all some sort of intellectual elite.

Brad Pitt is still a fucking dolt. I remember he would only do a one on one with Bill Maher and then he agreed to do the panel the next time he came on........and then he never came on. Didn't want some conservative chewing him up on live tv.

Brad Pitt maybe a typical, Hollywood liberal but he was at least smart enough not to make a fool of himself like Ben Affleck did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vln9D81eO60

I knew this was the Sam Harris clip before I even clicked on it. Its what happens when somebody who has literally succeeded him life because of their looks thinks they are qualified to verbally spar with a legitimate intellectual.

Affleck humiliated himself but at the same time I'm sure all of his hollywood friends patted him on the back for a sticking up for the downtrodden. What's worse is that Affleck really started a trend here in calling anyone who criticizes Islam racist. Its always been around, but now people throw the phrase "your a racist" around so casually that it almost doesn't even mean anything anymore.

That is so douch chilling.

I love how Ben turned Opie and got all high pitched.

Sam Harris: I am actually very educated on this.= shut up you empty headed Hollywood fuck.

I really liked how pouty he became. What a child.

I don't think he realized he would get gangbanged by Bill and Sam, when O and A talked about this back in the day, one of them brought up the point, that no one in his personal circles has ever challenged him because of his fame and status.

IMHO that is what it is, Ben was never corrected for spouting dumb shit. He was out of his element, because no one was trying to kiss his ass there.

This clip is a classic. Stupid Affleck gets emotional and then gets blown the fuck out. Full on "feels > reals" conversation in real life.

Brad Pitt looks like that because he has bruxism and bilateral masseteric hypertrophy.

Lets just cancel the show with Larry Whitmore and replace Noah. Easy fix.

I like that it backfired. The show has a self-loathing white American audience, so they thought a perfect host would be someone who's not white and not American. "He can criticize us for our terrible racist country! It'll be hilarious!" The show stopped being about comedy years ago. During Bush's Presidency Stewart defended the show against accusations of bias by saying they just attack the powers that be, which happened to be Republican at the time. Once Obama got elected they shifted to attacking Fox News or anyone else in the media who attacked the powers that be.

The article could have also mentioned: The Simpsons Saturday Night Live Opie and Jimmy

The Simpsons Saturday Night Live Opie and Jimmy

It must be a terrible strain on the animators wrists to make Opie and Jimmy live. Is it on this Saturday?

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Rosenberg

(((Rosenberg)))

"Alyssa Rosenberg", SHE WAS VERY INJURED and now has coke bottle glasses and gnarled up chompers

And her shoes came off.

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Yeah, you're either funny or you're not. Stewart was, Noah ain't.

That is definitely the main thing, but the direction of the show was becoming so far left politically in Stewart's final years that it wasn't even trying to be funny half the time. I used to look forward to the daily show in 2005 because it made fun of whoever was being an ass. 2015 daily show was making fun of (or trying to) "the right" exclusively even though there was plenty of fodder on both sides.

Yeah, definitely too skewed and a tad too self-righteous. Still though, JS had the comedic sensibilities to pull it off and make it funny instead of in-your-face obnoxious. Noah tries too hard and it shows. IMO he takes himself more seriously that Stewart ever did.

I don't mind when someone "leans" one way or the other but yeah, when it gets overwhelming it's a buzzkill IMO.

its not often an actual article gets posted here that we all agree on

So... We have to kill John Stewart?

Yes, kill the show. Also, let's kill linking to sites with paywalls.

Hopefully Alyssa Rosenberg follows in the footsteps of Julius and Ethel.

you want her to COMMIT TREASON??!!!

They were only evening the nuclear playfield

Should've just rehired Craig Kilborn.

They should have brought back Craig, and brought back the original format. When the show was more about mocking the local news, and less about having important opinions on politics.

I can watch someone mock local news anchors fucking up for eternity and never tire of it.

Fawk yea

What does this cunt have against "bro jokes" wtf

Shes a progressive.

"Bro jokes contribute to a climate of fear for women. Rape culture is bolstered with every tacit acceptance of sexist jokes"

Take your fuckin' piece of pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.

I was halfway into the 5th paragraph before I gave up. Why would an article by a huge outlet be blathering on like this. I kept looking, and looking, and looking. Didn't find it and gave up. I didn't see the 'daily show CANCELLED' mention that would be the only thing that would possibly justify that many paragraphs, that much prep blather.

Then I caught it. The tiny little word 'tweet' in the first paragraph, that I had, justifiably, overlooked.

Entire news articles based on tweets. Fuck this. Fuck you. Ant, it's a little late in the game, but #IStandWith you now.

Fucking faggot country.

Entire news articles based on tweets. Fuck this. Fuck you. Ant, it's a little late in the game, but #IStandWith you now.

Anthony lives and dies by twitter. For news, validation and it's the only place he can find dates now. The faggot even snuck in a tweet during rehab.

The faggot even snuck in a tweet during rehab.

That is pretty funny. I never really thought of it that way.

They should just flip the format. Have him out of nowhere take the conservative side on every issue. Make the audience boo and become uncomfortable multiple times a tap in and have huffpo and slate publish article after article about how he's the Devil (dvv dvv). That would at least shake things up.

Welcome to 2007, meet Stephen Colbert, he has this show called the Repor

Trevor Noah and Larry Wilmore both suck as replacements for Stewart and Colbert.

Plus isn't Noah known for stealing jokes? Didn't he take a Chappelle bit word for word a couple of years ago?

Yes, he took the bit about polite racists from Killing Them Softly. I think he said he couldn't possibly have taken it because he didn't live in America when it came out in 2000. Like it hasn't been on You Tube for 10 years.

I wonder if Jon Stewart was involved in picking his replacement? Cause if he did he picked someone who has no business doing the job and is killing the brand he helped build.

He didn't pick him, the executive who was recently fired did. It was a female so Noah probably fucked her to get the job.

Erock where are we at with the race mixing?

Trevor just isn't very good at this

Also top gear

I heard the new version blows but am yet to watch it. They should have renamed it. Everyone is going to be critical because what made the old top gear good was 90% the trio and about 10% cars.

The Daily Show was terrible when Stewart was there too

I remember when Jon Stewart was a guest on Trevor's Daily Show, appearing to talk about pressure on the Senate to pass a 9/11 Responders Bill. Jon Stewart was only on for about 1/3 of the episode and he had more fire and venom in his delivery than Trevor Noah had for the duration of his tenure so far. It really exposed how different Noah is as the host, and not necessarily different for the better.

But bear in mind, it took Jon Stewart about 2 years (maybe even more) before he made the Daily Show his own. So maybe Noah just needs more time to develop.

I'd have preferred Samantha Bee taking over the show, frankly. I don't always agree with her but I think she's crushing it on her current show.

I haven't watched TDS for a few months and i have to say the thing that really made me tune out was the show really felt more liberal leaning, more PC pandering than any point during Jon's run. Don't get me wrong, the show has always had a liberal slant, but the jokes were there and Jon liked to shit on both sides of the argument. A lot of the correspondents also got replaced with the current rainbow of diversity. Sofar General Zhao, Hasan Minhaj and Jordan Klepper are okay(just okay), but everyone else is just simply unfunny. Jessica Williams is terrible and there is news that she will be leaving the show soon. Trevor comes off as stiff and uncomfortable, and i generally don't think he was vetted strongly before taking the reins from Jon. One can only hope that he and the writing team can work on their material and bring back the close to 40% viewership that left.

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Whats so bad about that tweet? Fuckin progressives

PFG tv has garnered more water cooler chatter than Daily Show circa Noah.

Well, I think it was more or less pointing out the absurdity of making fun of name changes. Again to poke fun at Trump for doing the exact same thing to people as he did Jon Stewart or how Bill O'Reilly did to Colbert with just the pronunciation of his name.

Progressivism eats itself. Not even the high priests are ever progressive enough

LOL

Trevor Noah is the biggest kaffir to walk the earth.

Jon Stewart was an annoying wanker anyway. Who gives a shit if this mulatto is a hack? It's nothing new for a shitty show that liberal faggots love.

He didn't pick him, the executive who was recently fired did. It was a female so Noah probably fucked her to get the job.

Just when I thought I'd never watch The Daily Show again under any circumstances, I find the man who could call my bluff.

Well played.

Trump's been in the public eye for so long that there's not a lot of jokes to make about him that haven't been done to death already.