Fawk yeah, Mondays Night Raw! This means good, right?

74  2016-06-28 by djAnsi

62 comments

The world does not belong to those who slander Chip Chipperson.

Tss, tss Roman Reigns what do you need an umbrella or sumthin?

Tsss what is he from Italy?

Tss what's he saying I'm as famous as Taylor Sawft or sumptin'?

ERock will point this out to Jim. Opie will say he really needs to get back into the "double ya double ya aaaaayyy" and mention that McMahon used to be a friend of the show but bitch because he doesn't come on anymore. Jim will say "this makes me happy" but then go back to staring at his phone after complaining because it's not MMA or KISS. Bennington will make a Fez comment about the Nature Boy and then Opie will state that WWE is gay and that he never liked it because that's the consensus of the room and he's a wishy washy cunt.

Edit: "show" not "say"

Opie will also at one point grumble and say "Can't Vince just let these guys use their names??? Why does Vince have to own everything, let these guys keep their fawkin' names..."

Not a bad point, however

Is Ambrose the champ now? Fuck, I have to get back into WWE

Haha good Opie impression.

No you really don't. It's still mostly unwatchable dog shit.

Aside from Roman Reigns, the WWE hasn't been this good since just before Cena took over.

Nearly 50-year old Triple-H main evented WrestleMania as world champion this year. That's literally all I ever need to know about where the product is as a whole. But hey, the fake fights are really good right now! All these guys are killing themselves just to eventually be fed to Cena, Reigns or Triple-H, or emasculated by tranny traps Stephanie McMahon.

WWE is terrible at promoting young talent. They just play it safe and stick with what they know (Cena).

Hey take it easy pal, you don't think these people should have to endure the retarding of their potential careers in an effort to promote vanity projects that operate at a loss? If you don't think an entire billion dollar industry should be at the feet of an insufferable white trash family with ego problems and a domination fetish, go kick rocks. This is sports entertainment.

"Still" implies that there was once a time when it wasn't.

No it doesn't you jackass

Well it at least implies that about faggot wrestling lol.

30 seconds in the ring with Ricky Steamboat and you would be in a coma

Yeah I'd be bored af.

Hulk Hogan fears no man, no beast, and no evil. Whatcha gonna do brother

Watch something else and keep pointing out the fact that you're a faggot.

I'll join the Klan, brother! Whatcha gonna do, niggers, when Hulkamania comes oppressing down on youuuuuu?

Whatcha gonna do, when Opie Nigger Hughes runs wild on you BROTHER

I actually just signed up for the wwe network and the fact that I have access to the late 90s WWF and the ECW archives means I've stopped following the current shit. The only people I like are Ambrose, Enzo and Cass and the womens division. Paige gives me butterflies in my pubis.

and the fact that I have access to the late 90s [...] archives means I've stopped following the current shit.

An appropriate way to approach Opie & Anthony from now on as well.

lol good to know the fans haven't changed since I stopped watching a year ago

Is that the consensus? I've only seen the past couple months after the last wrestlemania, hadn't watched in years before that.

Also New Day are pretty good. And the Vaudevillians arent bad. They got good tag teams going atm.

Women's division though for real. Amazingly hot chicks putting on really awesome matches. Not the 90s hair pulling bullshit.

You like exactly what current viewers like, and you stopped watching for the same shit they hate. I don't watch but I still lurk sites. There is no divide, people in general stop watching something when it gets so fucking fake and gay that the positives are completely gone. Wrestling is a tough thing to make people like, you don't help your case by making it as faggoty and soft as you possibly can. I don't blame people here who hate wrestling because I hate the same things about it, but I like it because I know it ISN'T the Doctor Who of sports like they think.

One of my biggest problems is the amount of it there is. Raw is 3 fucking hours long now, AND they still do Smackdown. I sometimes start getting bored during an hour long episode of fucking Game of Thrones and they expect people to watch five hours of fucking buffoonery every single week, which means I just fast forward through a shit ton of it when I bother to watch. Especially the Roman Reigns matches, holy fuck is that guy boring. Stephanie should be smacked in the head with a golf cleat for pushing that babbling ass so hard.

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Paige and Opie have the same dentist.

Are her teeth really that bad? I havent really looked at them before

They are pretty jacked. Also, she wrestles in Doc Martens so her feet are busted up as well. I really don't understand how she made that choice of footwear.

Because its fuckin hot.

Also her feet look fine to me..

https://goo.gl/images/ONvtqJ

No it's not. It is a very poor choice for her career longevity. She is going to encounter many orthopedic issues. It also looks stupid to wrestle in 90s lesbian shoes.

You can't even see them in that picture.

A lot of wrestlers wrestle in big boots. I don't see the issue. Also doc Martin's are sexy on chicks.

Boots that provide stability and support are fine. Mid top docs provide neither and are in fact are a hindrance to physical movement. Also, they are not sexy, they look retarded.

What wrong with her teeth?

https://goo.gl/images/2ufU8R

Get a picture of her from the side and you can see she has microdontia of both maxillary lateral incisors causing a distal occlusion of the superior arch as well as discoloration of the outer enamel.. It's more a case of bad parenting than a physical deformity. Had she gotten regular checkups as a kid there would be nothing wrong. Like her feet, this is an issue that will not impact her until she is older and the years of misalignment have caused unnatural motion in her joints and will need to be reset. She hasn't noticed anything yet because she is only in her early 20s. She could get composite crowns and braces to aligne her mandibular connection and be fine.

What the fuck, are you a dentist? Regular people look at those teeth and see absolutely nothing wrong. She's got a cute smile.

I am not a dentist and I see grossness. She should be be given a set of invisaligns.

Dude, there's nothing gross about her teeth. How do you know so much about teeth if you don't work in dentistry?

Bruh, I didn't even get into the mandibular anterior crowding of her lower permanent incisors.

I'm going to crowd your lower permanent incisors with a fucking brick.

I think that would have the opposite result. By causing maxillofacial trauma with blunt force you would likely shatter and break off the enamel of several teeth which would require emergency periodontal surgery. Depending on the bricks trajectory and force absorbed by the impact I would hope for minimal nerve damage. I would be lucky to have a couple of unexposed roots still intact that could be salvaged and crowned. There would definitely be much less crowding with the remaining teeth joined by a custom bridge.

Yeah but it would still suck to fix it that way

It wouldn't be my top choice.

Well, this has been by far the strangest exchange I've ever had on here.

You say odd shit to people.

Just became champ. Roman reigns is suspended due to a wellness policy violation.

He won money in the bank and cashed in on Rollins right after he beat reigns

It means he needs to take it easy.

Seth Rollins? Wheres he Rollin to? Right Travis?

I am tssing here!!! I'm tssing here!!!

In Brooklyn we used to have a saying: we are tssing here!! We are tssing here!!!!

I'm walking here

How can we tss if Lamar ain't real??

FAWK YEAH DVV DVV DVV!!!

I like dean ambrose

Fawk you, cawksuckah! I'm not sawft, I can't still get my peckah up!

Fawkin Lamar says dat ta me when I cum on the floor most days.

lmfao. womens matches are fucking shit. vaudevillains are terrible,. dean ambros is a faggot. dont listen to these non wrestling fans. they have no idea what they are saying. they a re garbage,

That's my buddy Geoff. He is a mark.

Such a weird fucking twat?

How can we tss if Lamar ain't real??