Sure you might not be a disgraced tranny fucker woman beater pedophile alcoholic shock jock who looks like a goblin but do you have a pool? I think not, civilian!

my nana has a pool at the home we put her in

I take pretty good care of her ;)

edit: I effed ur nan

Where are you at with the Nopie archive?

https://archive.org/details/OpieAnthonyNopie343209

https://archive.org/details/OpieAnthonyNopie2

Thanks fam

It must be tough being a recovering alcoholic with your own fucking bar!!! Poor Anthony

Edit - I was being sarcastic, fuck that woman beating piece of shit Arab

Have you ever wanted a nice cold beer so badly it feels like a necessity? Then you crack it open and the bubbles and condensation refreshingly mist you. By the time it touches your dry lips it feels as though it's actually hydrating the surface of your skin and spreading throughout your body. Then you take a nice big sip and it's so cold it goes down like water, followed by the aftertaste of delicious hops.

I hope Anthony really isn't reading this sub because that may have pushed him over the edge.

I'm fuckin reading it dickhead and now I need a beer!!!!

You're a poet.

I'm sure he's a few rounds ahead of you, though maybe he's switched to wine only in an act of self-delusion.

I bet you he's secretly drinking at night

beer is not so refreshing if your constantly drinking pretending for your freedoms sake that your sober

If you think Ant isn't drinking a Bud Light right now you're delusional.

Delusional!

Tss, yeah! And I got a fawkin' bridge in Toledo to sell ya, too!

Quit talking in the third person about yourself, its strange.