One of my favorite Patrice lines ever comes from Colin stammering through a monologue coming back from commercial and Patrice says "And the award for most unintelligible mush mouth host of a basic cable TV show goes to".
This was a "Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh Cards" article from September 2007. Among the other celebs were Bill O'Reilly, Rosie O'Donnell, Barack Obama, OJ Simpson, etc.
It was kind of weird seeing it. I grew up in a fairly conservative household and stuff like that was kind of taboo when I was young. There was a certain "I'm getting away with something" feeling from reading it as a kid, even though it was pretty tame. I probably didn't get most of the jokes. I loved all of the cartoons in the margins. I'll keep my eyes open for the podcast.
I never liked it when Opie and Anthony, or Howard liable themselves or their show as "offensive" or "shocking"
Howard hasn't really done it too much in his career, bit Opie especially has. When you claim yourself to be shocking and offensive, it takes a lot of the fun out of it. For me at least.
One of my favorite Patrice lines ever comes from Colin stammering through a monologue coming back from commercial and Patrice says "And the award for most unintelligible mush mouth host of a basic cable TV show goes to".
51 comments
54 tgrokz 2016-06-24
I'm so happy they put the focus on Opie's tits
52 Rondog01 2016-06-24
Jimmy's appearance in Mad.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AfdEhqECMAAkdIA.jpg
31 Jackthejew 2016-06-24
They made some good points
22 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-06-24
And Colin, Patrice, and what's his name... racist italian guy who's not Anthony.
19 _AVLX_ 2016-06-24
Mussolini?
22 MuleJuiceMcQuaid 2016-06-24
No, no, the angrier one.
4 cokevanillazero 2016-06-24
Brother Joe?
5 zHellas 2016-06-24
Italian, not white trash.
5 SGFTI 2016-06-24
They're not mutually exclusive.
8 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-06-24
implying italians are white
2 HookerMouth82 2016-06-24
Yes they are. White trash is white.
3 Phantas_Magorical 2016-06-24
That would be Nicholas DiPaolo!
1 BigBirdy6 2016-06-24
ape tit(e)
1 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-06-24
That's the one.
1 subatomicB 2016-06-24
looks like ruch vos sluring
17 HookerMouth82 2016-06-24
Colin really is a mumbling idiot.
3 RJPennyweather 2016-06-24
One of my favorite Patrice lines ever comes from Colin stammering through a monologue coming back from commercial and Patrice says "And the award for most unintelligible mush mouth host of a basic cable TV show goes to".
9 PassProtect15 2016-06-24
I've seen this picture a million times and I'm only just realizing that they listed Tough Crowd #3 on the list of the top 50 worst things in comedy.
Not that Mad Magazine is an authority or anything, but how the fuck did that happen?
13 HookerMouth82 2016-06-24
I like to think that Bill Burr wrote the article.
0 truthie 2016-06-24
It was a fucking terrible show.
4 OpiesMobileGuy 2016-06-24
thats hilarious
1 [deleted] 2016-06-24
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41 zenthedude 2016-06-24
It's weird that they were once considered celebrities.
16 DicklesTheClown 2016-06-24
They're the Mark & Brian of the 00's
17 MuleJuiceMcQuaid 2016-06-24
Who?
Oh, I see your point.
32 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-06-24
And all these years later Anthony activated his "trap" card.
21 shrederick 2016-06-24
Blue Eyes White Tits
5 zHellas 2016-06-24
Fat Hole
1 RSC-Tuff 2016-06-24
Mystical Space Baffoon
19 Hxcgrapes 2016-06-24
Happy to see Anthony portrayed as the North African he is.
16 justbabbling 2016-06-24
There are no levels in yugioh you fucking losers
7 JesusLesnar 2016-06-24
Yes there are, it's the stars at the top of the cards.
Blues eyes white dragon is a level 8 card
22 justbabbling 2016-06-24
Yeah, but O&A are on a trap card, and trap cards don't have levels. Don't argue with me or I'll challenge you to a duel.
8 Mikekekeke 2016-06-24
Are you trading? I've got a Brown Eyes Half-White Podcast Host and I'm looking for Opia, The Forbidden One.
3 JesusLesnar 2016-06-24
There are still levels, just not on trap cards, and don't fucking test me when it comes to Duel Monsters.
3 ajcuster89 2016-06-24
Faggots, Pokemon is what men play.
3 Amiigo7 2016-06-24
We're losers? Your the one that has hep-C.
13 CoolerKing37 2016-06-24
This was a "Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh Cards" article from September 2007. Among the other celebs were Bill O'Reilly, Rosie O'Donnell, Barack Obama, OJ Simpson, etc.
19 nimsu 2016-06-24
So actual celebrities
5 MilliBotany 2016-06-24
MAD still exists?
3 deathbirdstories 2016-06-24
My cousin is a contributor
5 MilliBotany 2016-06-24
Mine, too. He contributes sperm to the sperm bank by
jerking-off onto his stomach. Then a guy comes over,
scrapes it off of his tum-tum, plops it in a petri dish and hands him a check.
My cousin says it gives him a reason to wake-up in the morning,
so the family's glad for that, anyway.
3 electricmonk9 2016-06-24
They also like to put out collections of vaguely related old material, like the old books but in fat magazine format.
2 MilliBotany 2016-06-24
Trader waiter! lol OK, thanks man!
2 TrackSuitVos 2016-06-24
I saw it the other day at Target. I think it's published quarterly now.
2 MilliBotany 2016-06-24
Ah, OK. Did you happen to see the price? Just curious.
And do they still have fold-ins? lol
3 TrackSuitVos 2016-06-24
They did have the fold-in. I think it was 6 or 7 dollars.
3 MilliBotany 2016-06-24
Wow & holy shit! lol
And if you're interested, these guys are gonna interview
Al Jaffee & Mort Drucker, together, in a couple of weeks.
3 TrackSuitVos 2016-06-24
It was kind of weird seeing it. I grew up in a fairly conservative household and stuff like that was kind of taboo when I was young. There was a certain "I'm getting away with something" feeling from reading it as a kid, even though it was pretty tame. I probably didn't get most of the jokes. I loved all of the cartoons in the margins. I'll keep my eyes open for the podcast.
5 ManHash 2016-06-24
I never liked it when Opie and Anthony, or Howard liable themselves or their show as "offensive" or "shocking"
Howard hasn't really done it too much in his career, bit Opie especially has. When you claim yourself to be shocking and offensive, it takes a lot of the fun out of it. For me at least.
5 DianaKurlan10 2016-06-24
Thinly veiled?
3 Lish_fips89 2016-06-24
Mad magazine had them pegged. Tranth approves.
1 Purplestahli 2016-06-24
But Delinquent Duo was a spell card....
3 Amiigo7 2016-06-24
We're losers? Your the one that has hep-C.
7 JesusLesnar 2016-06-24
Yes there are, it's the stars at the top of the cards.
Blues eyes white dragon is a level 8 card
3 ajcuster89 2016-06-24
Faggots, Pokemon is what men play.
3 RJPennyweather 2016-06-24
One of my favorite Patrice lines ever comes from Colin stammering through a monologue coming back from commercial and Patrice says "And the award for most unintelligible mush mouth host of a basic cable TV show goes to".