Gavin's an Ad Man through and through. He's like a gay Don Draper.

This is my first time seeing Gavin... I thought he would be younger? This is a "hipster"?

Vans, skater shoes for douchebags who don't skate.

Gavin, douchebag for douchebags who want to feel hip and trendy while still having outdated old man world views.

Vans, a company that's supported skateboarding since 1966 and is probably the only mainstream company that gets respect by everyone

outdated old man world views, lol.

You are such a fucking dweeb. Do you let your girlfriend fuck you with a dildo while you beg for permission to play fantasy football with your 'boys' at the bar(EVERYONE BRING A LAPTOP!)

I bet you play video games as well, lol.

Congrats, you made it through that whole thing without saying "cuck".

He's a proud boy, it's in there somewhere

"Everyone bring a laptop" was funny. You finally said something funny.