Fuck me, I think I'm gonna become a faggot UFC fan

0  2016-06-21 by duranfarbissina

If I'm being totally honest with myself, I know I'm gonna listen to every episode of Norton's new pod. I'll listen for jokes at first, but slowly all the UFC talk will fester in my subconscious. I might hire a hitman to monitor my cable bill and if I order one of these fights I'll sign off on his right to shoot me on sight.

17 comments

6  Dennyislife 2016-06-21

Gay porn is on demand and free

5  georgie_best 2016-06-21

I hear it's awful though. Buncha peckas

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5  faggyusername 2016-06-21

I love the UFC but I would never pay to watch. Just find a live stream online

5  EskimoEscrow 2016-06-21

Is the poddacast actually good? I don't really like UFC, but I like funny Jimmy.

2  GstandsFORgets 2016-06-21

If you don't like UFC don't bother

1  MYmaracas 2016-06-21

Better than Brogan's Yes-men Fag companion podcast.

4  Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-06-21

The good thing about UFC is that unlike boxing you can watch two guys you've never heard of and still be entertained.

1  BlewRaja 2016-06-21

You just watch the wrong boxing fights. Maywether fights are garbage because all he does is play the defense. But that shouldn't have been a surprise to anyone who has seen his fights

3  qdpbog 2016-06-21

Boxing fights aren't hyped anymore though. The sport is in a slump and most people could probably name more current UFC fighters than current boxers. Plus MMA is just getting more popular.

1  ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-06-21

"Mayweather fights are garbage".. So you don't like boxing

2  BlewRaja 2016-06-21

I should've said "boring"

1  BlewRaja 2016-06-21

He's masterful at what he does, and I respect the fuck out of it. But his punches have no bite to them. Majority Maywether fights go the distance and he's always boxing circles around them, and dominating the other fighter. His opponents can rarely ever hit him. I hate his fights because they're always 1 sided

1  gmunk123 2016-06-21

I think the thing is that technically amazing boxing is simply boring to watch. For a lot of people anyway. I appreciate what he can do, but i have no interest in seeing it.

3  TheScarletR 2016-06-21

Is your character so weak that if you hear enough UFC content, you'll just start liking it?

3  [deleted] 2016-06-21

Youre PERFECT cult material

1  andycumiashow 2016-06-21

It's alright sometimes.

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-1  Dannyprecise 2016-06-21

I abhor the UFC