It couldn't happen. Doug is a charming drunk that likes to buy kitsch stuff from the 50s. Anthony wants to decorate his house with props from that scene in Bamboozled where Damon Wayans sees all of those Little Sambo toys.
They're ghouls, but I actually enjoyed the show yesterday. Stanhope's line on 50 year old creepers at the Orlando club was unbeatable. "If you're over 50 and still doing that... maybe don't have a memorial..."
How old is Stanhope to be saying that when he's drunk all the time? And doing it on Tranth's show? A guy who is 57 with a fake dinosaur in his yard and who is constantly scouring the internet looking for pre-pubescent girls and/or young trannies?
He actually prefaced it by saying something like "People like you(Ant) and I can kinda get away with it because of our position, but we're still creepy."
He said something like "Yeah, can't deny that what I do is pretty creepy." For the most part, him and the n people sat back while Stanhope steered the ship. Probably why the show wasn't shit for once.
I think most broads are frumpy and homely when they don't put a speck of makeup on. You can look at any picture of young women in the 19th/early 20th century where most of them just didn't bother. It's not like the genepool drastically changed. That's just how they look without paint masks.
But yeah it sure would be nice if she put some on. I guess that's her whole nutty persona whatever thing.
lol i always found it funny how stern made it a point to call bingo cute and sexy, like he wasn't obviously trying to avoid the fact that she looks like a 40yo crackhead
He'll be dead soon enough. He can't not drink, even in the morning. He probably has cirrhosis and god knows what else. Can't believe anyone enjoys watching a man slowly killing himself, making stupid jokes and sucking up Johnny Depp for a few delirious minutes. He's like Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.
Her imdb has two credits in the last 13 years. A 2012 Rachael Ray spot and a 2009 indie Jesus movie with a $10k budget... Some real A-list stuff Anthony has going on there.
Edit: just checked her Twitter. It's all a bunch of anti-GMO wackjob shit. But once he gets that NY studio, you guys!
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48 andycumiashow 2016-06-21
Anthony is all over Stanhope praying that there's such thing as contact drunk.
14 ArkL 2016-06-21
I bet if you wrung out the sleeves of his jacket you could get half a shot.
25 WhatTooReal 2016-06-21
Ant looking like an aging Chechen rebel.
8 ShabazzJenkins 2016-06-21
I'd say more like an elderly Russian babushka.
3 TotallyNotObsi 2016-06-21
But Chechans are actual Caucasians in the true sense of the word.
22 SGFTI 2016-06-21
Maybe Ant should start wearing leisure suits. Stanhope is an aging boozebag too, but he looks stylish.
12 [deleted] 2016-06-21
He looks like a modern day Rodney Dangerfield
10 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-21
It couldn't happen. Doug is a charming drunk that likes to buy kitsch stuff from the 50s. Anthony wants to decorate his house with props from that scene in Bamboozled where Damon Wayans sees all of those Little Sambo toys.
5 WiretapStudios 2016-06-21
Ant decorates in Roman-Guido, accented with Mid-century German Minimalism.
17 Leofan7 2016-06-21
Ant actually looks kind of better. There's a glow emitting from his pockmarks.
11 americanmook 2016-06-21
who is the man with the blue hair?
10 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-06-21
The first photo of them pointing at each other gave me douchechills. It needs a Haddaway soundtrack.
7 ellasmitherson 2016-06-21
It's suppose to be tongue in cheek dummy.
There are plenty of legitimate reasons to hate Anthony, no reason to make ones up.
0 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-06-21
IS IT?? You missed a spot on Ant's taint.
2 ellasmitherson 2016-06-21
heh
10 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-06-21
They're ghouls, but I actually enjoyed the show yesterday. Stanhope's line on 50 year old creepers at the Orlando club was unbeatable. "If you're over 50 and still doing that... maybe don't have a memorial..."
-4 EastSideDan 2016-06-21
How old is Stanhope to be saying that when he's drunk all the time? And doing it on Tranth's show? A guy who is 57 with a fake dinosaur in his yard and who is constantly scouring the internet looking for pre-pubescent girls and/or young trannies?
11 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-06-21
He actually prefaced it by saying something like "People like you(Ant) and I can kinda get away with it because of our position, but we're still creepy."
2 EastSideDan 2016-06-21
Ah....what's Ant's position exactly?
8 Auntie_D1 2016-06-21
Cant be a good one
5 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-06-21
He said something like "Yeah, can't deny that what I do is pretty creepy." For the most part, him and the n people sat back while Stanhope steered the ship. Probably why the show wasn't shit for once.
9 PepsiMax420 2016-06-21
Pretty funny episode, Stanhope was obliterated
9 McGowan9 2016-06-21
Anthony Cumia : broadcaster, recovering alcoholic, smallpox survivor.
8 siuad 2016-06-21
Jesus. Might be time for Ant to buy a few more plugs. He's starting to get a Sam Roberts hairline.
17 TotallyNotObsi 2016-06-21
http://i.imgur.com/HVmi8jx.jpg
8 [deleted] 2016-06-21
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3 Phantas_Magorical 2016-06-21
By the trial he'll be nothin more than a shrunken head
11 DapperDan0979 2016-06-21
I don't understand why he abandoned the baseball hat look.
It's not like he dresses up otherwise.
Christ, do us all a favor, please.
5 hookahreed 2016-06-21
He doesn't wear a hat anymore because he wants his 12 truck driving subs to take him seriously.
3 urbanfervor 2016-06-21
Ant's rocking the Voltaire hairline these days, it makes you look like you're smart and full of wisdom.
8 gizmozyzer 2016-06-21
The blue haired bitch looks like Norton.
4 IrsaysLiver 2016-06-21
That's actually Stanhope's GF. I'd tag it.
9 bornrevolution 2016-06-21
Seriously? She looks absolutely awful. That homely face with those brown roots coming in through that half-assed blue hair dye job, yeesh.
4 IrsaysLiver 2016-06-21
I dunno, she's a little crazy and definitely free spirited. She just kind of does it for me.
8 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-06-21
Free spirited = Big hairy bush
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-2 packitchofsositch 2016-06-21
I think most broads are frumpy and homely when they don't put a speck of makeup on. You can look at any picture of young women in the 19th/early 20th century where most of them just didn't bother. It's not like the genepool drastically changed. That's just how they look without paint masks.
But yeah it sure would be nice if she put some on. I guess that's her whole nutty persona whatever thing.
9 StiggyPop 2016-06-21
She's a ghoul
1 grocery_man 2016-06-21
Really? His old GF is far better.
3 IrsaysLiver 2016-06-21
Renee? According to Doug's book she was a sloppy drunk would start drama for the sake of starting drama. Not really my thing.
12 Tedtheredditor 2016-06-21
Yes, and Bingo is also a super stable person, who never does drugs or shacks up with some weirdo in desert.
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5 PeckaFactoryForeman 2016-06-21
God dammit. My grandma had the same hair. Wish I had a picture to post.
4 Doc_McCoy79 2016-06-21
Grow that FUCKING mustache back, Ant. God damn you.
1 dudemarama 2016-06-21
Agreed wholeheartedly.
1 DerpSherpa 2016-06-21
Zoom in on second pic. He has a hitler moustache, I swear.
3 wifflebb 2016-06-21
Why is Ant wearing a blue wig and who is that gargoyle on the right?
3 LookyLookyMissCookie 2016-06-21
Then stop following every moment of a middle aged man's life
12 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-21
No.
3 [deleted] 2016-06-21
Where's the fun in that?
3 Suvario 2016-06-21
Were they filming a fetal alcohol syndrome PSA?
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-21
How many days since he had his hair did do you think this pic was taken?
2 Auntie_D1 2016-06-21
Since rehab?
2 Z-Tay 2016-06-21
Is Doug even alive? It looks like they're propping up his dead body.
Weekend at Stanhope's.
2 MaskedUploader 2016-06-21
The part before Stanhope shows up is borderline unlistenable. Ant really cranked up the fake laughing and has OpieRadio tier guests.
skip to 32:30 for stanhope
and all of ant's ball-licking faggots jump in to defend him 'you gotta have two different sides' fuck you
2 nochinzilch 2016-06-21
Alcoholism: before and after.
2 [deleted] 2016-06-21
lol i always found it funny how stern made it a point to call bingo cute and sexy, like he wasn't obviously trying to avoid the fact that she looks like a 40yo crackhead
2 vadermonkey 2016-06-21
Stanhope fucking stinks
2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-06-21
Who do you think is better at enticing children...Anthony with his Ipads or Bingo with her gingerbread house?
1 Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-06-21
Nice shoes Gramps!
1 [deleted] 2016-06-21
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4 EastSideDan 2016-06-21
Great gimmick for a guy who is what, 55? 60?
5 goutastic 2016-06-21
He'll be dead soon enough. He can't not drink, even in the morning. He probably has cirrhosis and god knows what else. Can't believe anyone enjoys watching a man slowly killing himself, making stupid jokes and sucking up Johnny Depp for a few delirious minutes. He's like Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-06-21
If you think that's a hoot, wait til you discover Doug Benson and his weed! LOL!
1 simon160389 2016-06-21
Can't wait to see the video, seeing Stanhope's drinking progress on Cumia and Lange's shows
1 EndOfTheDigitalAge 2016-06-21
/r/madlads
0 fish_flower 2016-06-21
holy shit I wanna hear this episode
I'd pay a sub fee for this, and then very VERY quickly cancel.
8 Gardenfarm 2016-06-21
It's torrented daily.
5 Auntie_D1 2016-06-21
Where can I find that good sir?
7 CIAshill18081990 2016-06-21
Kat.cr
-1 IrsaysLiver 2016-06-21
Man, I actually know of the 2 people wearing New York shirts in the 2nd and 3rd photo. Nice enough people.
5 CompoundMediaPR 2016-06-21
They look like lovely people who don't at all smell like they never bathe their fat crevasses.
1 IrsaysLiver 2016-06-21
I never met them but we all used to be apart of the same message board group a little over a decade ago.
Can't comment on their crevassesesees but they were okay people.
3 revt1 2016-06-21
OOohhh, we're getting the inside scoop....
-4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-21
1 - who's the Chinaman?
2 - he's ripping off Opie with the photos now?
3 - I would fuck the woman on the far left most probably, who is she?
5 NashuaDan 2016-06-21
The chick on the left is actress Khrystyne Haje, who Doug talks about dating in his book. She was on the sitcom Head of the Class.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0354467/
2 BullsLawDan 2016-06-21
Her imdb has two credits in the last 13 years. A 2012 Rachael Ray spot and a 2009 indie Jesus movie with a $10k budget... Some real A-list stuff Anthony has going on there.
Edit: just checked her Twitter. It's all a bunch of anti-GMO wackjob shit. But once he gets that NY studio, you guys!
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-21
He should look into banging Rachael Ray. I hear she has a drinking problem as well.
3 BullsLawDan 2016-06-21
Anthony? She's 47 years old, so like 35 years too old.
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-21
I meant Doug.
3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-06-21
Or Giada De Laurentiis. That lush has been on a cuckfest lately.
2 cali_nico 2016-06-21
Doug dragged her up there.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-21
Why thank you.
😙
4 goldstandard32 2016-06-21
I would too. I'd probably fuck the pig standing next to her as well.
3 Zenaesthetic 2016-06-21
I believe it's Asian Pat Dixon
-2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-21
She doesn't look very Asian but then what do I know?
1 SGFTI 2016-06-21
Jap Dixon.
1 grocery_man 2016-06-21
Really? His old GF is far better.
9 bornrevolution 2016-06-21
Seriously? She looks absolutely awful. That homely face with those brown roots coming in through that half-assed blue hair dye job, yeesh.
-2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-21
She doesn't look very Asian but then what do I know?
9 StiggyPop 2016-06-21
She's a ghoul
5 WiretapStudios 2016-06-21
Ant decorates in Roman-Guido, accented with Mid-century German Minimalism.
8 [deleted] 2016-06-21
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