Brother joe was "82d" airborne?

2  2016-06-21 by [deleted]

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That's his bra size.

Wish he was stillborn.

well it's not gonna get any better than that, let's take a break

He was a cook.

Thank you for your service.

No potato left unpeeled.

If Samcro's cooking I guess we all have a pot to piss in. oooo yeaaahhhh mama

This is my peeler, there are many like it, but this one is my own

aka Cookie Cumia...as he was known in the barracks.

every boy likes a bite

It was a tribute band for the B-52's...........boo

EDIT: tribute not cover

Apparently, I just googled "cumia 82nd airborne" and this mention on wackbag came up:

Hi, my name is NickM. I got an email from someone saying they were Joe Cumia and he asked me to forward it to the NYRMB. Why me? I can only guess because I asked a few questions about the post that was put here, and then someone put on the NYRMB. I can only guess Joe was waiting for his password to clear the NYRMB (be fair, he is getting a lot of requests for new members) and asked me to forward his response. I sent an email back to the person who said hwe was Joe and asked specific questions about his unit in the Army. I also served in the 82nd Airborne and am also a military historian, and it is tough to slip a fake unit by me. The answer I got was correct, including some terminolgy only a trooper would know. I then put the post from Joe on the NYRMB as he asked and I felt at least 75% he was real.

Full Metal Jackass

He ate two dicks while on an airplane.

Even the 82nd Airborne needs people to dig latrines, dig ditches and fetch things for the real soldiers.

He was in one of the infantry brigades. I was in an air defense battalion in the 82d and I'm a piece of shit, doesn't take a whole lot.

Following the ellipsis "...'s latrine boy"

...'s cum depository.

Stolen valor?

Wished Joe would shoot his arm off

They didn't mention it much at all after WNEW, but Anthony was proud of it in the early years. One of the stories they used to love telling around the Summer was the time Anthony almost blew himself up with a stolen blast simulator that Joe and his buddies brought home. It was a pretty funny story.

stealing gov property? that's a great story to share

He's gotten more guarded about it, but in those WNEW years he/they admitted to a lot of sleaze bag stuff. From the above, to stripping cars for parts, to stealing sterling silver wire from a job they had, etc....

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The armed forces immediately after Vietnam would take anyone with a pulse.

He was a military badass but couldn't join a real mc?