That being said your "net worth" is just the sum of all your assets. And his house and everything in it is certainly worth a a few million, I'd assume.
That's essentially the value of the land his house sits on. He can ask (and likely receive) 3-4x that. The same goes for all property in NYC/Long Island.
"Built in 2004, this property was last sold for $2,925,000 in 2006 and currently has an estimated value of $2,023,047. The median price for this area is 1149500." Yeah, the pool and jacuzzi are nice and all, but he'll never get close to that original overinflated $2.9M McMansion pricetag again.
So if Jennifer got half then this fake number is really at 5 million. Minor expenses like fake hair plugs, fake teeth, tanning, the-rapy, new york studio, women/pseudo-women, legal fee's and the moochers...place your bets! A return to air conditioning installation technician or eats a bullet. Anthony Cumia, you're in my celebrity deathpool.
Future HVAC Anthony is following the GPS, half drunk on Budweiser from the night before and texting with a minor. He arrives at his destination for the service call. "No.... NOOOOOOO!" He's at F.H Rileys. The police unit he has been texting with are waiting for him there. He nearly hits a minority who falls in front of all the police, adding to the charges. He hears a car playing O&J out of the window as he scrambles to delete his message history. Somewhere, a dog barked.
Shittin' in a bucket, fa-la-la-lala. Took a loan from Vos, fa-la-la-lala.
--I made a large bet, at the end-ah of the day, somehow it didnt work out, when I said 7 pleease.
And all the people of the night, and my AR in sight, singin' holey holey night.
That's probably what he earned in the gravy days of 2000-13. He got deals worth millions with FM and probably got a million or so a year from S/XM. But he probably doesn't even have half of that now. He doesn't strike me as a master investor. Opie probably has that kind of money, though, since he is a cheapskate who probably listens to his accountant.
Big question is whether or not TACS is turning a profit. At one point he claimed he was making more now than he was at Sirius. That NYC studio space can't be cheap.
Those sites are 100% bullshit. It's made up. There is no legal way they could have anyone's net worth unless that person gave it to them - and I know for a fact for a couple musicians, they're way, way, way off.
"Built in 2004, this property was last sold for $2,925,000 in 2006 and currently has an estimated value of $2,023,047. The median price for this area is 1149500." Yeah, the pool and jacuzzi are nice and all, but he'll never get close to that original overinflated $2.9M McMansion pricetag again.
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34 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-06-20
"Google my net worth and see how much money I should have if I wasn't an idiot." - Artie Lange
4 WiretapStudios 2016-06-20
"Google my net worth and see how much money I should have if I wasn't an idiot." - Anthony Cumia
16 Patmcpsu 2016-06-20
If you hit F5, it goes down 95%
14 xaway3 2016-06-20
No way that's accurate.
5 CountBubs 2016-06-20
These things rarely are.
That being said your "net worth" is just the sum of all your assets. And his house and everything in it is certainly worth a a few million, I'd assume.
10 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-06-20
$1,052,800 in 2015: http://i.imgur.com/tWuIbOZ.jpg
-1 truthie 2016-06-20
Fucking lol. His "compound" is worth less than a bungalo in Vancouver.
5 _TheConsumer_ 2016-06-20
Market value has nothing to do with actual worth.
That's essentially the value of the land his house sits on. He can ask (and likely receive) 3-4x that. The same goes for all property in NYC/Long Island.
3 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-06-20
"Built in 2004, this property was last sold for $2,925,000 in 2006 and currently has an estimated value of $2,023,047. The median price for this area is 1149500." Yeah, the pool and jacuzzi are nice and all, but he'll never get close to that original overinflated $2.9M McMansion pricetag again.
2 lemskroob 2016-06-20
"The Compound" is a postage-samp size property, house built to the zoning limit lines, adjacent to a major highway. East Egg, it is not.
1 truthie 2016-06-20
~2.3 times according to this listing on his block. Still fucking lol.
-1 Psych555 2016-06-20
That's just from tax year 2015 it doesn't mean that the property was assessed that year. He could be paying based off of 1997 prices for all you know.
2 [deleted] 2016-06-20
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4 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-06-20
Just a hand of Blackjack over 1: http://i.imgur.com/tWuIbOZ.jpg
2 Auntie_D1 2016-06-20
Doesn't he owe over 13 grand for back taxes? Getting fired sucks
4 TeddyShekler69 2016-06-20
Those are his quarterly taxes. He will always owe that much. Long Island property taxes are insanely high.
1 phlammo 2016-06-20
$32.5k is his annual property tax. NOT quarterly.
3 K1bbler 2016-06-20
Those people don't pay taxes.
1 herpacin 2016-06-20
Does Brother Joe have to pay taxes on the money he steals out of his nightstand?
8 sanfrancisco69er 2016-06-20
These are usually not accurate, but its possible he had close to that at one point, and they just havent updated it because hes irrelevant now.
6 clockworthorange 2016-06-20
Whats wrong with the Millionaires we got? They punch pretty good...
1 Deersbane 2016-06-20
Drumf, Vanderbell... what other kinda millionarees we got?
4 antcum 2016-06-20
So if Jennifer got half then this fake number is really at 5 million. Minor expenses like fake hair plugs, fake teeth, tanning, the-rapy, new york studio, women/pseudo-women, legal fee's and the moochers...place your bets! A return to air conditioning installation technician or eats a bullet. Anthony Cumia, you're in my celebrity deathpool.
6 WiretapStudios 2016-06-20
Future HVAC Anthony is following the GPS, half drunk on Budweiser from the night before and texting with a minor. He arrives at his destination for the service call. "No.... NOOOOOOO!" He's at F.H Rileys. The police unit he has been texting with are waiting for him there. He nearly hits a minority who falls in front of all the police, adding to the charges. He hears a car playing O&J out of the window as he scrambles to delete his message history. Somewhere, a dog barked.
1 antcum 2016-06-20
Shittin' in a bucket, fa-la-la-lala. Took a loan from Vos, fa-la-la-lala. --I made a large bet, at the end-ah of the day, somehow it didnt work out, when I said 7 pleease. And all the people of the night, and my AR in sight, singin' holey holey night.
2 herpacin 2016-06-20
You forgot all of the leaches that are on him currently. .
2 antcum 2016-06-20
"We're gonna need a bigger boat. "
0 HollowFang 2016-06-20
He invest he wont ever have to work.
3 [deleted] 2016-06-20
Maybe when he was back with Sirius but now? No, I'd say little less than 4?
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-20
That's probably what he earned in the gravy days of 2000-13. He got deals worth millions with FM and probably got a million or so a year from S/XM. But he probably doesn't even have half of that now. He doesn't strike me as a master investor. Opie probably has that kind of money, though, since he is a cheapskate who probably listens to his accountant.
2 Taureg01 2016-06-20
Opie probably lost control of his own accounts after his accountant realized he is a retard
2 WiretapStudios 2016-06-20
You mean after his wife sat him down in front of reality TV while she took care of the checkbooks.
2 Taureg01 2016-06-20
while Bam told him to turn it down, he's trying to fuck
2 lemskroob 2016-06-20
Opie also bought Manhattan property, which is smarter thatn buying out on Nassau Co.
3 Senators86 2016-06-20
Big question is whether or not TACS is turning a profit. At one point he claimed he was making more now than he was at Sirius. That NYC studio space can't be cheap.
5 china-blast 2016-06-20
Yea, that view alone must be worth one, two hundred dollars.
1 Senators86 2016-06-20
Perhaps more than that, China-blast
1 DerpSherpa 2016-06-20
Offsetting by sub leasing to other shows.
1 Senators86 2016-06-20
good point
3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-06-20
The million a year he spends on fake twitter followers should be taken into consideration.
2 opi3dope 2016-06-20
yeah....nah.
1 SGFTI 2016-06-20
Must be up on blackjack, he'll be back down to 20 grand soon.
2 [deleted] 2016-06-20
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4 RSC-Tuff 2016-06-20
MmmmmBLACKJACK
2 xaway3 2016-06-20
8 PLEASE. That's not the card I wanted.
1 JimmysLostFat 2016-06-20
Allegedly...tssss
1 blackoutjason 2016-06-20
He only spends money on video games and beer. If he made a million a year for radio he should have that.
1 DaveNone 2016-06-20
6 months ago one of the sites had his net worth at 15 million. Wonder what it will be after the lawyer gets paid?
0 SkepticSloth 2016-06-20
Those sites are 100% bullshit. It's made up. There is no legal way they could have anyone's net worth unless that person gave it to them - and I know for a fact for a couple musicians, they're way, way, way off.
0 ehondaslaps 2016-06-20
Can't wait until Dani gets half
-2 [deleted] 2016-06-20
Good for him!
1 phlammo 2016-06-20
$32.5k is his annual property tax. NOT quarterly.
1 truthie 2016-06-20
~2.3 times according to this listing on his block. Still fucking lol.
3 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-06-20
"Built in 2004, this property was last sold for $2,925,000 in 2006 and currently has an estimated value of $2,023,047. The median price for this area is 1149500." Yeah, the pool and jacuzzi are nice and all, but he'll never get close to that original overinflated $2.9M McMansion pricetag again.