Bill Maher on Orlando

18  2016-06-18 by JimmysLostFat

122 comments

I may not agree with Maher a lot of the time, but his extreme hatred for religion, especially Islam, pleases me greatly.

I agree with Bill Maher on almost everything. I've said it before. If I had to chose one person on tv that had the most similar political views to my own it would be Bill Maher. I believe he is right on most issues. Have you heard his stand up routine on feminism? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x64cy3Bcr98

I'm certainly more left leaning than anything, I think he's just very smarmy, even if he's right you just want to disagree with him.

That is true. He does have a very punch able face. Also it is hilarious that he used to date Superhead. The black groupie/pornstar who fucked almost every single black celebrity in the country and wrote a book about it.

He had on Jarrod Carmichael & says "what I like about you is that you are willing to say something the audience disagrees with. I'm the same way. Roll the clip" ... And then proceeds to show a clip reel of himself, Bill Maher, saying things & getting boo-ed by the audience to his guest. His ego is insane. It's like if Bruce Springsteen was on promoting an album so Bill played him a clip of himself playing the guitar and singing. It was real-life more ridiculous than "the Colbert Report" when Stephen would run out to the guest and get the applause

I didn't follow what you wrote but Jerrod Carmichael pisses me off. He reminds me a lot of Sherrod. Their names rhyme, are both colored, and rarely say funny things but acts as though they are bona fide comics.

Jerrod is an infinitely more talented comic than that fucking Down syndrome faced hack

Also, Sherrod Small is colored?

No no no, that clip is of Bill Maher not that Crowder douche.

They're both smarmy cunts. I've always been pretty centrist but I was leaning right for a while. Crowder scared me away from committing to conservatism because he's such a cunt.

I never found Crowder to be so much unlikable in the sense he's a douche rather he's just so painfully unfunny I can't bring myself to like him

"COMEDIAN" OWNS social justice WARRIOR in EPIC rant!!!!!! he titled it himself too, fuck that guy.

That video is so fucking cringe inducing. I agree with some of what he was saying, but he delivered it like he thought he was Sam Kinison. Him and Gavin might be the most hateable people I've ever seen.

I couldn't even watch it. He was pacing around like Dane Cook except without punchlines or an audience at the Garden. Kinison had serious balls, Crowder is an "alt-right" humorless pandering faggot. Absolutely the most douche chilling thing I've ever watched part of. At least Gavin can be entertaining when he's with Ant. However, I can't sit through 5 minutes of Gavin's show and gave up even trying a long time ago.

Gavin is tolerable when he is just trying to be funny and troll ultra lefties. I find zero redeeming qualities with Crowder. His defense of Christianity and attacks on Atheism drives me crazy. He also comes off like a rich fratboy

That video of Crowder was my first and will be my last exposure to him haha. That's true, I don't even like Trump but Gavin interviewing young liberals at the rallies was pretty damn entertaining.

Crowder is definitely not alt right

Then what is he? Besides an enormous douchebag of course.

That and Canadian as well

he was really, really pissed off. He probably wanted to go into the crowd and start beating those SJW pussies with a tire iron. He yelled a lot without punchlines, what a crime. Imagine taking everyone from this sub, putting them in a room, and you attempt to deliver a speech to them. good luck getting half a sentence out before "douche chills" " douche fucking chills" "im seriously douche chilling right now". eventually you might tell the crowd to shut the fuck up. and...you might not feel live doing improv comedy while you do so.

That's the type of reaction everyone on that stage was trolling for so I have no sympathy for that faggot. There's no way he didn't have that speech at least mentally sketched out. And when I say faggot I'm referring to Crowder not Milo.

they weren't trolling. milo was a bit provocative, but the rest of the panelists certainly weren't hoping for a bunch of crybabies to scream and chant and rub blood on themselves or whatever else they do for attention. They were hoping to express their thoughts and opinions in an open forum, and then give their opposition a chance to rebut AFTER the presentation was over. That's perfectly reasonable

He was trying to do a Bill Burr Philly rant moment.

I like Maher a lot even though I don't always agree with him. Especially because for such a liberal guy he's pretty much always on point with free speech and gun rights.

One guy steered you away from your political beliefs?

You're right. I'm too easily swayed by other people. You've convinced me to go full conservative.

Now open your mouth and close your eyes.

Liberalism is indeed flimsy. Once you are convinced not to judge people on race and gender, and being a white male doesnt mean youre genetically predisposed to oppress people, progressivism collapses like a house of cards

I'm certainly more left leaning than anything

A leftist, HIV infused faggot, in this sub? Shocker!

A mentally ill, obese, trucker redneck in this sub? Shocker!

I'm none of those you asshurt faggot.

You come to this site and do nothing but post embarrassing, 12 year old level angry shit in topics that FOX news told you to hate.

Yeah i am definitely the asshurt faggot here.

Oh faux news maaannnnnnnn!

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LOL you stupid faggot now that you've been embarassed you're going to try your hand at more lies about me?

What lies? I read like 5 of your posts. It's nothing but you telling people they are faggots. You reek of frustrated, insecure mongoloid with fucked up life.

Everything but guns.

I also give him props for getting on guests he doesn't agree with and it doesn't devolve into them insulting each other or one upping each other.

I haven't watched much of him post Politically Incorrect but loved that clip where he had an angry 9/11 victim relative confront that colorado professor shit-hunk. The glare he was giving him was almost as satisfying as beating a truther into paste in person.

explain building 7

It's a game show where your mother is tied to a chair and has 16 ounces of feces stuffed in her mouth, which is taped shut with duct tape. Contestants take turns trying to get as much of the shit out of her mouth as they can in 10 seconds using only baseball bats. Whoever makes the most fly out gets a free premium grindr account.

is that your best jim norton impression

his extreme hatred for religion

except Judaism, for some reason

Hitchens was right when he said Maher's crowd were idiots that would cheer anything. And did you hear the crowd when that guy mentioned "the gays?" They were getting ready to be offended.

I was slowly becoming an ultra-liberal until I discovered Hitchens in high school. Completely changed my perspective on a lot of things. The void he left is yet to be filled, and probably never will be.

Not even by Gavin?

No no no. I don't think Gavin is intelligent enough to take on that role. (Oh literal /u/cakehornnigga)

Hitch wouldn't shove a dildo up his ass on camera. Or WOULD he?

Fucking hell. How stupid are you that you think that Gavin could fill the role that Christopher Hitchens had?

I miss the Hitch. Pure class.

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I hate Bill Maher's audience. I even think that deep down he does too because they just listen for talking points to cheer for without even really listening to the issues.

He's knowledged repeatedly how obnoxious they are, to the point of actively changing their demographics to be less liberal. In the end, you can't help who you attract, though.

http://youtu.be/5SURKvHch2A

"I'm 71 and I've never been robbed! (crowd claps)"

And so that means the country doesn't need guns? Who is this doddering old man? Does he know that not everyone lives in a mansion with security cameras?

Who is that woman? She is unbearable.

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American tv is weird

Americans are weird.

No British TV is weird. Even the framerate is all fucked up. BTW it's not TV it's hbo!

Man, compared to everyone else on that panel, Maher was the only one even vaguely on-topic.

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"an member of ISIS". Hey guys, I'm doing this reply for ISIS!

Look, I'm a member now!

If you thought that was ridiculous, take a guess what gets the blame for terrorist attacks here in Europe.

I'm legitimately curious -- what?

Will he deliver?

Racism, not telling them that raping and blowing things up is bad. Basically the regressives here are telling us that they're animals who can't change their nature by themselves. They're the most racist of them all. They have even arranged 'How not to rape' courses for male refugees with ENRICHMENT illustrations. A man knows when a female isn't into it, it's universal the world over.

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Is it this? "Europe’s Fear Of ‘Islamophobia’ Led Directly To The Belgium Attacks"

Fear of terrorism from Islam is the reason for terrorism from Islam. Ok, then.

That old faggot was an emotional bitch. ARs are 3% of all shooting deaths. But you can't argue stats with libs

People are blaming everything and everyone. Coincidentally they tend to blame whatever political ideology they oppose.

Maybe Ant should talk to the old fuck. Both are on the extremes but for him to say "A home invasion? Impossible! I believe in muh law enforcement", go live in Fort Laughterdale/Miami or Atlanta, Chicago, LA. What a fucking moron.

Do you also own a firetruck in case your house catches on fire?

Maybe he owns a fire extinguisher to tackle reasonable fires and save his house.

You need overkill when it comes to protecting your home anything else is a half measure. Assault rifles and firetrucks are only going to cut it I'm afraid.

I bet these guys wish they had assault rifles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py4AMYebHGI

You know who wished they didn't victims at Sandy Hook, Orlando, Aurora, etc...

Actually, I think the victims at those places wish they did have assault rifles, or atleast handguns.

You think over 100 people firing guns in a dark confined space would have resulted in less deaths?

No, but I think they would have wished they'd had a fighting chance.

I think they would have preferred not needing a fighting chance by government allowing assault weapons to easily get into the hands of people that shouldn't have them.

WTF is an "assault weapon" anyway? A hammer could be an assault weapon. He definitely shouldn't have been able to buy a gun though, I agree, there should he more thorough background checks, and people on FBI watchlists shouldn't be able to get guns.

Weapons designed for killing large numbers of people in rapid succession typically that would be used in tactical/military assaults. You're confusing the word assault for it's other meaning.

So the gas used to kill jews in WW2 is an assault weapon, then.

Are you retarded or something?

I'm just going by your definition.

Actually you weren't. I don't recall nazis using any gas chambers in military assault operations. And even if your stupid question made sense it would be the gas chamber not the gas that would be considered a weapon. Or do you go around referring to ammunition as weapons.

It wasn't tactical to use gas to kill them?

It has nothing to do with what I was saying. Taking a single word and asking an irrelevant question is what dumb people do when they nothing substantial to say.

Dumb people also start name calling and insulting when they have nothing substantial to say. Also, saying the gas chamber was the weapon is retarded. That's like me putting someone in a box so they can't move and then stabbing through the box. The box is the weapon?

Edit: then*

I had plenty of substantial things to say you just dragged it down with stupid questions about semantics that had zero to do with the discussion. Go get yourself a GED.

No. Nice refuation on my analogy though, I hope you realize that yours sucked.

refuation

That's not even a word.

And your assessment of what I said is moot as you have proven to be a complete imbecile.

On no, a typo! If you gotta "win" on that, you already lost.

I'm sure I won. Everything you have tried to say to disprove my argument has been invalid, wrong or irrelevant. Someone with a high school education could have clearly seen that.

I win, you lose.

Well memed.

I win, you lose.

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I found the fag, again.

You're the fag that wants sand niggers to have assault rifles. Let that sink in stupid.

Yes that scary AR15 the same thing as a hunting rifle. Your nigger ass thinks its an AK47. Do you know the difference ? If not, go fuck your mother's cunt.

AR15 wasn't used in orlando you stupid fuck. Do you even know anything about guns that aren't constantly talked about on the news you retard.

Yes because you mentioned only Orlando? It's amazing how retarded you are.

You're the fag that wants sand niggers to have assault rifles.

You brought up AR15 after responding to this in a post about the Orlando shooting. Not to mention the other shootings mentioned didn't use AR15's either unless you are going to insist that S&W M&P15 is one even though that company don't label their gun that. It's actually amazing how retarded you are.

And a repetitive bitch to boot? Color me shocked.

I'm sorry didn't you get the message that you lost. Quit embarrassing yourself.

You sure won. And why am I not shocked a fag like you needs to get the last word in even when schooled...

You responded 18 hours after getting your ass handed to you. Next time don't act all high and mighty with a strawman argument that isn't even factual you projecting faggot.

Show me the strawman. I'll wait.

The Sandy Hook families are suing the manufacturer of the AR15 that's how not even involved that weapon was. Your mother should have been shot with an assault rifle for allowing that mongoloid fuck to impregnate her and spawn your retarded ass. Seriously kill yourself.

Holy shit you're one spergy stupid fuck. It's America you can sue anyone, it doesn't mean anything. You think someone getting run over by a Ferrari means they are liable because they make fast cars.

Anyway what kind of tard tells someone to kill themselves because they lost an argument you're such a whimpering faggot. Go cry some more.

I win, you lose.

Look up legal standing you deranged cunt.

Keep crying.

I win, you lose.

Nope.

I win, you lose.

Fun, huh?

I win, you lose.

Yup.

I win, you lose.

That panel sucked ass. 100% arbitrary opinion, 0 sources of any type. Too bad James Norton wasn't there, he's a modern day Herodotus. He would have showed them how to cite sources.

Seriously, if ant was up there he'd be quoting fbi stats left and right, and it would be a much better, more informed discussion.

Bill makes a point about not caring if some people get killed in order to have something. You could say the same about alcohol.

none of this matters. both what he said and the event itself.

I don't really like maher too much other then his views on Islam but man his crowd is full of fucking morons

Cocknose

Hello lefties!

My house has never been on fire so its safe* to say that we should get rid of firefighters.

*Pardon the pun gang lol ;)

Thanks for posting that left-wing manipulative claptrap clip. liberals are the worst.

Sometimes Maher redeems himself and says a sensible thing about the world.

The whole "oh, that's not my culture so I can't criticize" standard defense is becoming more and more bizarre as Muslims continue to grow in number in the West. Bradford is 25 percent Muslim. It's at your fucking doorstep, my weak friends. It also doesn't care how NICE and progressive you are. you're still a dirty kuffar.

Do you also own a firetruck in case your house catches on fire?

You know who wished they didn't victims at Sandy Hook, Orlando, Aurora, etc...

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I didn't follow what you wrote but Jerrod Carmichael pisses me off. He reminds me a lot of Sherrod. Their names rhyme, are both colored, and rarely say funny things but acts as though they are bona fide comics.

Nope.