His "extraterrestrial name" given to him by "Ashtar Command" and his spirit guides is "NAMORE".

It's an anagram of RAMONE.

RRRAMONE, GET ME SOME ICE FOR MY KOOL-AID!

What someone in a cult looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnIhnvM9Qhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGGG5xDk3us

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjfTw7LTmsgo1yPclK5j90w

Now find Interns Rob and Stevie

How many radio shows can boast of having had an intergalactic ambassador as an intern?

Or an intern with such a big ol' dick like Matt's

First Lady Di now this. These O&A interns are really springboarding to success.

my only disappointment is that he's still alive

This is amazing, great find OP.

"But I KNEW I was being called to something higher,"

Not surprised. Kid was a delusional douche spoiled rich kid. He couldn't accept that he's a worthless nothing, so he snapped and thinks hes psychic.

I expected no less.

It all makes sense now.

Of course he would be operating out of Florida. What the hell went wrong with that state? On one side you've got Kennedy Space Center - on the other side you've got this guy. In between, a bunch of rednecks, gays and terrorists.

Maybe THIS is what Brother CroJoe has been doing that MAKES HIM type like more of a retard LATELY.

HAHA NO WAY WTF

I guess Riley Martin was right about reincarnation.

Next, we need to find our David.

oyy vey

David has developed a 'Jim Breuer Daze'.

Oh god haha what a piece of shit this kid was. Look at that facial hair on the internmatt twitter.

These guys are ripping off L. Ron Hubbard's schtick. If I was a scientologist, I'd be pissed.

Haha does anyone here listen to Deep Inside the Rabbit Hole? The host tim is into this shit too.

This is what happens when your parents pay for everything.. What a fruit.

The only way this ends is him being arrested for touching children.

wait that's really him, right?

Nose checks out.

Good find OP but how on Jupiter did you come across this?

You're a good boy. Since we seem to have found your talent please find naked pictures of former intern Jackie sucking on a prick or pussy or better yet, both.

Thanks in advance.

Hurry!!!!! We'll take Sydney if thats all you can find. Okay, fuck it, Francine.

I heard he can levitate and shoot lasers from his hands and eyes, too.

Those are some truly wacky testimonials.

goddamn this is great.

i wish more of the interns had such an interesting finale.

After hearing him talk about occupy wall street im not surprised at all that he joined a cult

Whenever I see shit like this I wonder how these niggas aren't homeless. Sad thing is Norton probably still thinks he's cool, just because he said he likes a meaty pussy.

Wait, what the fuck?

This was the intern who couldn't stop lying, right? The one who was "Nageling it up in this bitch"? He's trying to be a cult leader now?

You're getting your YouTube playlists mixed up. That was Intern Rob.

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Great minds think a lot.

Full of shit intern rob is an excellent example of compulsive lying. He could NOT stop lying. Even about things that had no import at all. If youd ask him if he got a soda, hed say its iced tea and its really fruit juice. His parents probably checked his phone all the time because hes a compulsive liar.

This was the guy that said he had a big hog and had sex with the occupy wall street girls?

No, that was Intern Rob, who turned it all around for himself by shitting on Erock without any kind of reprisal.

Nose checks out.

Good find OP but how on Jupiter did you come across this?

oyy vey

David has developed a 'Jim Breuer Daze'.