Somebody said pathetic sad loser?

I have fucked lots of girls in my lifetime, and now I have a cool, hot girlfriend.

how can she be cool and hot at the same time like pick a temperature or sumthn

Chip is immortal

Unless he's turned into a cartoon.

Nailed it

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He really is in the 95th top percentile too, guys!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4_qJJThxFzM

It gets worse.

If that's the 95th percentile of fitness, I should join the Tour de France now.

Just to point out, the upper percentile should be a low number if it's an exclusive group. You're basically calling yourself fat. Which you are, so congrats.

Yeah, he's saying he's fitter than 5% of the population

that's a real shit Macho Man impression

Lol is this really the guy? Haha how are you finding this stuff?

He was dumb enough to use the same username across all of his social media. He's kind of a retard, which makes his incessant babbling as if he's some sort of authority around here baffling.

Haha, always funny to see someone randomly bombarded with personal shit

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I loffed. What is he, like 5'3"?

Do the anti psychotics keep him from blinking? He totally does sex with hot girls you guys.

Even the cat looks embarrassed

I feel bad now, does the dude have a glass eye?

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Dear lord, the rare combination of being a druggy and fat.

Oh no, is that her?

Yeah the guy is quite delusional. No wonder he thinks wrestling is real.

He does make liking it cool though. Holy shit.

she isn't particularly attractive at all. thoughts /u/maynardsabeast?

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She's got a set of pipes....

That's actually the world's largest house cat. 9 feet from pussy whiskers to tail....176lbs. And she throws it over her neck like a fucking scarf.

Oh no :(

Dear lord

Holy shit when I was reading I thought that was just some funny copypasta, not OP.

Jesus fucking Christ. WWF is for children.

I couldn't even finish that, belongs on /r/cringe

The coward deleted it, what did it say?

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Ow. Why would someone stick around for such a sustained community abuse-session.

lol these faggots

Dassadopedo

did you go through 9 months of posts? That's way sadder than liking pro wrestling

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Lol he shat all over you buddy

I'd say you're in the 95th percentile of total dunderheads on this sub.

You're not embarrassed yet you deleted the comment.

Your credibility is dead bud.

MOM'S DEAD BUD!

I have been on here for just over a year so I don't know where you're pulling that I've been stalking you for years from. Most likely scenario is that you're just an obnoxious faggot that no one likes and there actually isn't a one man crusade against you.

As for being an autist you're the one constantly making shit posts addressing the sub with Benjamin72 like aspergers. I like others are simply pointing out how much of a douche you are because you are entirely oblivious to it.

You're an overweight virginoid wrestling fan getting curbstomped by the sub.

"Not working is awesome. I play with cats and watch saved by the bell"

Haha yourself, faggot.

Oh yeah, dude, it's all alt accounts out to get to you! There's no way more than one person could consider you a pathological embarrassing faggot in denial! I swear it!

The only one blabbering and lying here is you.

The sad part is all these people shitting on you and you have deluded yourself into thinking it's all one person so your feelings don't get hurt.

TAKE THE HIT!

No really tho u got shat on

So what you're saying is you like being shat on. Okay, got it buddy.

It's not my alt account it was made before I even started using reddit you ginger faggot.

So I made a reddit account but never used it 6 months prior to actually posting here on my main account in anticipation of humiliating some fag that likes wrestling. That makes no sense you retarded sperglord.

I like wrestling but I'm not cool and I dont have a hot girlfriend :(

So you're in the same boat as maynard.

:(

neither does the gentleman in question so don't be hard on yourself

I dunno man he sounds like a pretty cool cucumber

I'm embarrassed for you.

Im embarrassed for those lots of girls

Don't try to own this now.

Jesus, you just keep embarrassing yourself further.

It hasn't been cool to like wrestling since like 2000. Stop lying.

I didnt know it was ever cool

Again?

That post isn't even embarrassing

You watch muscle men playfight and let it influence your real life.

You lack self awareness and take fashion and behavioral cues from a show for children.

This is why nobody likes redditors. Isn't it possible that more than one person is a faggot?

I do actually feel bad about poking fun now. Your post was a bit douchey but I'm sure you're likeable enough in real life, and that Randy savage wasn't too bad. Keep your pecker up pal.

There is a guy on r/compoundmedia thats getting a 'proud boys' tattoo. I'm not making this up.

If I see that "proud boy" in person, I'll fuckin make him into a man.

Put him in the Camel Clutch, break his back, fuck his ass, make him humble

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We're ALL proud boys on this blessed day :)

Well, there goes my last bit of hope for humanity.

Probably best you steer clear of this. r/proudboys

Of course I had to click, now I'm gonna be douchechilling for the rest of the day.

I saw a screenshot from Twitter where a dude got it on his wrist.

Seems like there are at least a few.

That'll be a fun tat to explain. "Well, you see, there was this podcast I like and they had this bit for about 3 months..."

Thats bs. My 'cat noise Wednesday' tat is as cool now as when I got it.

Ya, I have "almond shake" across my upper back. Looks badass.

"See back when I was in the early stages of adulthood, there was this man who said that women would be happier at home and jerking off was bad. It's based off a Disney song... No, no it was ironic... Okay, sure; he also said that he believed in god because of eyeballs and he put things up his ass on the internet, but only to freak people out..."

Yeah, this is the worst. I hate having to explain my tattoo I got from this thing I was part of in the early '40s.

Gavin has been pushing this idea for awhile.

What an empty life if gavin is capable of filling some of it

i hope he gets aids in his asshole.

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I know a girl that got Ass Herpes.

Yes, that's A Thing. You can get herpes in your ass and not your vagina.

Hopefully someone taints the needle with HIV

i was reading about the "#nowanks" guys & they say how wanking makes you into a cuck. But what's more cuck than having another man tell you how & when you should cum? Isn't that a BDSM genre of a dominatrix not letting you cum? Human beings are so weird

Not jerking off because a man on an obscure internet radio platform told you to is one of the most pathetic things imaginable.

Is "proud boys" what Gavin calls his autistic group of sycophants? That sounds like a gay porn website. What a faggot.

Someone kept posting that in replys and i thought it meant he was calling me gay. Now that i know what it is im offended

I would love to be a proud boy but I am not allowed. Because I am an aborigine. Seriously. That is the number 1 rule of the proud boys. No Australian Aborigines allowed in the proud boys.

That's really petty. Also, don't sleep in the road!

I think we can all get behind that rule, maybe expand it to society as a whole.

Take it easy on the gasoline huffing.

Don't you have walkabouts? Go on a walkabout near a billabong and spy on 16 year old Jenny Agutter.

Guys like this are why you can't bring up legitimate gripes with modern iterations of feminism without being accused of misogyny and being a virgin living in mom's basement.

As this sub's resident SJW and bonafide anarcha-feminist, you're not wrong. The cuck-obsessed alt-right's criticisms of feminism are so ridiculous that it ruins it for the rest of you who aren't as bad.

Sorry man. :(

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So are you guys, but at this point but we're basically family. We're hardcore fans of a defunct radio show who obsessively follow and analyze the lives and personality foibles of D-list celebrities we don't even like. Regardless of our differences, we're riding this downward spiral together.

One love brother.

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As this sub's resident SJW and bonafide anarcha-feminist

how do you feel about Patrice? because based on what you just said, you must think he is satan's spawn, all of his views are the exact opposite of yours and his comedy was based on getting faggots like you pissed off

His views on women were really sexist. He would have fit in really well on /r/TheRedPill, but with one major difference— he was fucking hilarious, and he knew how to express his views in an entertaining and interesting way instead of just whining about women and spewing angry adolescent vitriol. Were there things he said, and views he held, that I find deeply disagreeable? Sure. But there was an intelligence and insight to the way Patrice O'Neal expressed himself that made him an engaging and fascinating character.

His views on race and white people surely ran the exact opposite of most of the alt-right edgelords on this sub—but they loved him regardless. Why do you think I have to be any different?

Ask yourself: do you really think I would be a years-long O&A listener if I were offended easily? Come on now.

do you really think I would be a years-long O&A listener if I were offended easily?

considering you are a feminist and SJW according to your own words, yes. i mean Amy Schumer was huge in the O&A world for a long time and she now hates them and their views so i assume another turncoat would too.

His views on race and white people surely

what were his views on that?

I guess I wouldn't expect a kid heavily immersed in the whole Gamergate/Donald infospheres to understand that plenty of feminists (or more accurately leftists in general, I say "feminist and SJW" to trigger people like you; really my feminist views are just a natural extension of my radical leftism) are more than capable of taking a fucking joke.

The only thing that makes Amy a "turncoat" is that she's trying to lie and cover-up that she was ever part of that kind of company. I've I've held radical leftist views for even longer than I was an O&A fan, so the only time I "turned" on them was when I (as with the rest of the sub) started to realize what human garbage Opie and Anthony really were. Actually I always knew Ant was garbage, but he used to be funny garbage.

From going through your posting history, it seems like you get offended way easier than I do. Maybe you should spend less time in your little bubble and go meet some other types of people who don't share all of your views. It's a good way to realize that not everyone who holds view you disagree with is a one-dimensional idiot.

If you've never heard any of the shows where Anthony and Patrice calmly (and hilariously) discussed their private plans for murdering people of the other race when a hypothetical race war breaks out, I feel bad for you, they were very funny and revealing segments. Patrice literally admitted to regularly fantasizing about going all Beltway Sniper and shooting random white people from a snipers' perch. Great bit.

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Exactly. Ill still defend dumb alt-rights sometimes though because they get more shit than they deserve.

Are you my fucking alt account?

Why do you think you own all iterations of "Chip Chipperson?" You know we're all just copying Jim Norton, right?

I actually had the name biff bifferson before, which was based on something completely different before I got into OnA oddly enough

Didn't ask

Yes you did you retarded piece of fucking shit. Fucking eat a shotgun blast.

Excuse me, sir, I promise I did NOT inquire about your childhood nicknames, or the etymology of them.

You did, indirectly

I was simply reminding you that Jim Norton came up with Chip Chipperson. You then decided to regale the sub with inane details from your childhood. Very odd

I'm going to fuck your stupid mouth you motherfucker

I can't say it's shocking your first reaction was to introduce homosexuality into the mix

Its more violent than anything sexual.

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I like Gavin, but this is some of the gayest shit I've ever come across and I worked as a bathroom attendant at Pulse until Omar shot up the place.

Yeah same here, I enjoy his stuff most of the time, but this "proud boy" club is some super faggy shit. Could you Imagine getting a tattoo because someone on a podcast you liked told you to? Same goes for people getting LoS tattoos.

I've always said that Gavin is legitimately funny, but he thinks he needs to put himself into a niche hipster classification and does a bunch of retarded shit because of it. Old school vice mags have some good shit in it and it was pretty much all Gavin at that point. He just needs to break out of the "conservative hipster" mold and drop the gay hipster proud boys shit.

Or just kill himself. That'd work too.

Everytime I look at Gavin's ridiculous beard I think of a 60's porn star's pubic bush.

His beard makes him look like he is a part of a barbershop quartet

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Whenever I look at Gavin's suspenders I think, this person has thinks there is any value in what he considers "manly"

What is a proud boy?

Gavin is grooming a squad of faggots for Milo. It's a modern SA. I guess Milo is Röhm.

that's not accurate at all, the people in SA got laid a lot and didn't take commands from a guy that looks like and has the same views as someone from the 1920s

and didn't take commands from a guy that looks like and has the same views as someone from the 1920s

You don't think that the SA took commands from a guy who existed in the 1920s and had views from that time?

Actually the guy they took commands from was very progressive in his views and fashion sense

They are loud and proud queers.

NoFap has already been medically disproven as having no positive psychological benefit, and may even increase your risk of prostate cancer.

I certainly hope so

Can someone school me on the principles of a proud boy?

Aside from employing life lessons under the tutelage Gavin: the guy who broadcasted himself inserting items into his anus.

1. Be dumb enough to be influenced by a cartoon character

2. Have sex with men but give some insane reason how its not gay

3. Walk around with an undeserved sense of superiority for following those two immensely retarded rules

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The whole thing is beyond douchey. I used to be able to semi enjoy Gavin as background noise but now I can't even be bothered to listen to free.

I tried only jacking off other men once a month. Couldnt do it. Lasted 41 minutes before I broke.

Thanks for that 41 minutes, though.

This ironically hip shit needs to die a quick death already. They're so wrapped up in being contrarian that they can't tell what they ironically like and actually like anymore. They've worked themselves into a shoot, brutha

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Imagine jocktober with Gavin's show with Patrice and Burr in studio. My god he's such a wanker.

I had a big wank this morning to large breasted black women. Fuck these "proud boys."

Gavin was blind drunk on Ant's carpet with a buttplug up his ass while his children were watching. He has no say in anything.

uhuru

What's the stop jerking off gimick?

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it's to motivate you to try and have sex with a woman, as if that wasn't going to end up leading to an increase in rapes considering the orges that are the TACS fanbase

What a bunch of queers

I've seen Russian barmaids tougher than some of you yuppies

We should start a rival group called the Sad Boys. It's very similar to Proud Boys, except we promote Asian culture as the best culture in the world. Specifically Japanese. And we are huge rivals to the proud boys. Rule #1 of the sad boys is only jerk off to pixelated porn. We also don't allow aboriginies. That's the only thing we have in common. Who's with me?

Sad Boys :(

Wow. I'm going to try to get that guy to be the President of the sad boys.

He probably hung himself in his parents garage years ago.

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so essentially the Sad Boys is just white people acting like japs?

isn't that sort of the same thing Neal Brenan, Moshe Kasher and the Champs podcast is doing with black culture?

I've just had a good wank about 20 mins ago, and i'm as proud as punch. As the opster says: Gotta get the poison out!

I responded sarcastically to this guy trying to set up a "proudboys" meeting, hoping he would respond seriously and he did. I feel weird engaging with these people.

https://www.reddit.com/r/proudboys/comments/4oidb2/proudboys_nyc_meetup_in_august_can_we_make_this/

I started up a thread about the sad boys, trying to mock them. But they all answered it literally. They are all like "actually European culture is superior to Asian culture".

Whatever superfan.

I masturbate three times a day. Sometimes four.

It's a testament to the wonder of evolution that your weak genetics will not be passed on.

I'm here. I'm hard as fuck and ready to jam my dick into a hairy butthole.

Proud of your boy sounds like a support group for dads whose kid got raped.

"Took it like a champ, son, I'll take you to Target, you can pick out a toy."

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No but seriously, if you call yourself a proud boy and stopped jerking off cause Gavin told you.....just end your life right now, you pathetic, sad, loser

PROUD OF YOUR BOY

eat shit you fucking fag

UHURU!

Gavin said the reason why he has a full head of hair is because he never washes his hair with shampoo. He thinks baldness comes from people overly washing there hair with shampoo.

Holy fuck is he retarded?

Not using shampoo is really common.

I found Dani's new account.

Also, toilet paper.

I use bar soap sometimes when I don't have shampoo and I run out of money for food

Their hair. Dummy.

You found my one weakness. I don't know the difference between "there" and "their". Congratulations. You win.

Somebody is defensive.

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Adam Carolla had the same theory. He pointed out that you never see any bald homeless guys. That is a pretty interesting observation....

Washing your hair definitely makes your hair fall out.

There are many balding homeless guys but they grow their hair out to such extreme comb overs that you can't see the bald spots.

Will you do your Macho Man impersonation and fuck my girlfriend while I jack off?

I like wrestling but I'm not cool and I dont have a hot girlfriend :(

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As this sub's resident SJW and bonafide anarcha-feminist

how do you feel about Patrice? because based on what you just said, you must think he is satan's spawn, all of his views are the exact opposite of yours and his comedy was based on getting faggots like you pissed off

His views on women were really sexist. He would have fit in really well on /r/TheRedPill, but with one major difference— he was fucking hilarious, and he knew how to express his views in an entertaining and interesting way instead of just whining about women and spewing angry adolescent vitriol. Were there things he said, and views he held, that I find deeply disagreeable? Sure. But there was an intelligence and insight to the way Patrice O'Neal expressed himself that made him an engaging and fascinating character.

His views on race and white people surely ran the exact opposite of most of the alt-right edgelords on this sub—but they loved him regardless. Why do you think I have to be any different?

Ask yourself: do you really think I would be a years-long O&A listener if I were offended easily? Come on now.

MOM'S DEAD BUD!