I'm 23 years sober and a waiter by trade. I just spilled a drink myself.

2  2016-06-16 by yzyman

Can anyone give me any advice on how pull out of this tailspin? I feel like having a drink right now. For reels.

13 comments

7  AntsCamera 2016-06-16

Call Nortons advice show.

He was an addict for a whole month, he is a fucking recovery Guru.

I am one of his success cases, I had one beer and beat my wife. I called him, he gave me advice.

So I quit drinking and killed my wife, thanks Jim!

4  sanfrancisco69er 2016-06-16

go into the back room...and kill youself

4  [deleted] 2016-06-16

Whoa, whoa, whoa - contact a professional. Someone who has some perspective on serious matters like this. You need to talk to someone who has ventured into the darkness and survived to pass along their wisdom. Someone who made it out alive. I recommend you call Jimmy's advice show next week.

2  yzyman 2016-06-16

"You know dude you just have to find a program, I can't say it's name but you know what I'm talking about".

3  EskimoEscrow 2016-06-16

It's called, "Alcoholics A"...
No that's too obvious... Let's go with "A Anonymous"

0  stinkskc 2016-06-16

Simpsons

3  imthatsingleminded 2016-06-16

"It rhymes with Schmalafollics Flaflonafluss"

3  TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-06-16

When did they start serving alcohol at Panera?

2  RonBengtan 2016-06-16

Use Patrice's flu cure; sneeze really hard. You'll get all the alcohol fumes out of your nose and avoid this terrible doom.

1  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-06-16

I cant tell if your kidding or not.

-3  WilliamTellAll 2016-06-16

nor care. wrong sub, bub.

1  imthatsingleminded 2016-06-16

[email protected] - if you're serious, he'll probably reply.

1  [deleted] 2016-06-16

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1  Superbad415 2016-06-16

Its been 23 years whats one drink.