Amy Schumer is actually quite healthy and fit you guys!

0  2016-06-16 by CoolerKing37

14 comments

Lol she is probably that guys biggest client he will say anything to keep miss piggy coming. My buddy said the majority of his personal training pay comes from people who don't even show up but keep paying and all he has to make sure is to complement how well they are doing when they do eventually show up once a month to keep the gravy train going.

If she had a drug problem, she could have peolple around her say "No! Amy is living a sober healthy life." You can't hide fat, sorry. The balls to say "I'm not plus-size." Yeah, you are. Especially someone apparently against "body shaming". She wants people to be happy with their bodies, but don't you fucking dare call her plus size!

bus size

why does she have a trainer if it doesn't matter what size you are

she needs a spotter to strap a fitbit around her porky sausage arms

TLDR: "No, really! It's just her head that's so fat!"

What a revolting, bought and paid for, publicist ordered article.

Pretty big balls to have the nerve to caption the photo "Amy's fitness tips" when her back fat is spilling out of her top

"She keeps her workouts with us super brief, then stays active the rest of the day"

Translation: she shows up to the gym to get a photo taken showing she went then exercises her jaws and throat muscles all day

Downvote away. Amy's quite fuckable.

it doesn't even matter what you wrote, the "downvote away" prefix is a greatly reviled bit of reddit faggotry all on its own

and that's fine. You faggots act like you wouldn't fuck her if given the chance, and I get downvoted to oblivion every time I say I would.

why is it so important to you that you feel compelled to continually repeat it?

Because when everybody loved Amy, nobody was bullshitting about what an ugly hambeast she was. Now that she's been exposed as a thief, bullshit abounds - and it's off-topic.

Here's Amy, whining about how everyone's mean to her, calling her ugly, etc, because she's a female comic. If the criticism were directed where it belongs, it would be a more focused argument and have more validity.

Plus, you people are so full of shit.

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why is it so important to you that you feel compelled to continually repeat it?

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