Remember when she pretended that her dating old men and using them for their money was just some big ruse; a social experiment that she was conducting because she's just this mad genius exposing everyone for her own amusement. Dumb ET body cunt.

http://i.imgur.com/45kMzKX.jpg

oh my god she does have an ET body.

I'd still fuck her brains out ( shouldn't take but a minute lol ).

Your British colloquialisms are unbearable.

Heaven help the bloke who thinks his tallywhacker is spry enough for a bit of a "how's your father" eh?

🤓

it's the drugs she takes

She washed her hair!

Probably a wig last time I saw she had lesbian hair.

Look at all of the zit filling on the mirror. Gross.

Yuck. Tired of these vapid idiots pretending to be excentric "artists" while their rich parents bankroll them. Interesting and excentric artists act weird because they are weird. They don't put on a costume because they like a certain look. Also, Dani looks like a wet rat.

No joking around... she looks like a gay Duran Duran fan. Ant likes the boyish girls indeed

those fingers look photoshopped. holy harpy talons

She looks like fuckin Richard Hell or sumtin

She's the type of lady that would drown her kids.

I'm the type of man who would applaud.

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250 pounds to go.

BACK FAT MATTERS

Then she'll be an SSSJW.

Nah, lots of SJWs chicks are anorexic too- they go for the extremes of body types, just like everything else they do.

I'm at the gym. No girl in there has outrageous "unique" hair. A bun, hairband or ponytail. They're physically fit with visible abs/serratus/oblique muscles. Training clothes. No blueberries in sight fam.

Fit people don't need outer signals that they're interesting and unique people- they know they are because of their discipline and health in a land of lazy fatasses.

Ugh, What is she - TWELVE?!

"I dyed my hair purple! I'm making a statement!"

Get on the jobsite and drink your container of coffee, that's what I say. Enough of this hullabaloo. Let the big wigs figure it out.

Regular Joe Florentine?

lol regular jim florentine. probably the most useless opinions on the planet. constantly dismissing others then dismissing himself.

What am I, 12? Eeeeeeeeeh what do I know.

Why doesn't Anthony just shack up with a regular 40-year old Long Island white trash cougar with big fake tits and a bad tan who used to be hot? Why is he attracted to these insane teenage blank slates?

Actually, Jill Nicollini is now just about the perfect age for him. It's still a younger woman to him, he's fucking 60.

Jill Nicolini diagnosed it perfectly. He likes women with boy bodies. Diagnosis: Fag.

Because he's too immature for an adult. Women in their 40s generally want an adult, family life. Anthony wants to pretend he's 19 still. He just wants to get drunk, play video games and scream racial slurs in his car for the lulz. No MILF is going to want to sit around and watch him play games on XBox Live for the whole night. When he was dating Jill she was making him go to functions with her like an adult. He hated it.

Also he's a pedophile who's too scared of prison to actually fuck a kid. So he goes for these chicks who almost look 12 and are functionally retarded. Close enough for ol' AC.

That too. Like Michael Jackson, it's both: he was attracted to kids, but even if he wasn't he'd never have made a relationship with an adult male work because his hobby was playing with toys.

His cousin might still be available.

The answer is simple. His father introduced their 18 y/o neighbour(named something like buzzy) to take his virginity when he were around 13. This, and trying to win his fathers approval set an imprint in his sexuality, same thing like people who were abused as kids are more likely to abuse kids later/at some point in life.

So Ant grew up as a dorky scientist, probably sensitive cause he were crying all the time which his dad beat him out of, in the fear of raising a homo. So he specifically said at one point that he threw away his science stuff like microscopes and shit.

So since then, he spends his time trying to win the approval of what he thinks his father thinks of him. So now you have this mans man, drinking beer, having guns everywhere, fast expensive cars, huge mansion, attracted to young broads.

And he have stated several times that his father gave some beating, not sure if to the mother or not but he said that he recalls one specific memory of a plate of spaghetti being thrown against the wall and alot of yelling.

So this dani situation is pretty predictable.

Also once you start using pills consistently youre in deep trouble, pretty hard if not impossible coming out from that hole by yourself.

Also his father used to cheat on his mom if I recall correctly, which is why its inevitable that his relationships falls apart.

Thats why hes not banging old 40 year old white trash, he likes young emo chicks, pref pre20 looking. I'd bet money that thats how the buzzy chick looked like, cause which stable person takes some 13 y/o kids virginity cause his dad requested it(trying to get the homo out of him).

Because younger chicks are hotter. But he's gotta get realistic. Everyone has to stop banging 21 year olds at some point. He's well past it.

Because younger chicks are hotter

not the one's Ant is bringing home,

They're hotter than they'll be in 20 years.

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The guy you quoted.

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When to stop banging 21-year-olds.

Because cougars are on the hunt for young cock, not shriveled up 60 year old peckas.

Her face has too many extra weird edges and shapes it really is fucking bizarre to look at

Wouldn't be so bad if her eyes weren't a mile apart.

When did they move closer together?

Boxcutter buttchin surgery

What's the name of that thing that happens in Nature when frogs and other toxic animals display their toxicity with zany colours?

Feminism

Take your upvote and go

Aposematism

Somebody needs to edit that Wiki to include Dani.

Do they

Yes.

Oh ok, just checking!

This was fun.

The hair is just to distract people from realizing she has the body of 2017 Craig Sager.

Or 2016 Carl Sagan.

God I love that car.

holy fuck this is a brilliant line - this sub is ground zero for some of the most original shit out there.. ps im a fag for typing this

Fuuuuuuuuck yeaaaa

Dani Kane

"Hey mahhn, you really need to give me some money for my hand, because you broke it on the show and now I can't make any money because I cant perform 'I Like Dick'. This is worse than when Richard Pryor raped me. EAT SHIT"

"end of message... "

That's the look of a woman who'd steal change from your car if you gave her a ride.

She looks like she should be singing the theme to Teen Titans

There's something about living off a man's money that is very empowering

I'd like to fuck her but I imagine at this point the choking she requested would be held against me

At least now she looks like there would be a little bit of flowery smell over her greasy cunt stench

''I'm gonna smash the patriarchy the same way Anthony Cumia smashed my ribs''

Ugly cunt

I like the purple hair, it distracts from her oddly shaped face and body.

It doesn't.

So does Anthony have to pay her palimony now or what?

I'd dump a load in her keister, but that's just me.

At least she now looks less greasy.

Nice Bruce Campbell chin

Can this bitch OD on heroin already ?!?

If I would pass her on the streets, looked her way. I would assume she's a crack smoking hooker with daddy issues

Why did she change her Twitter name to Oy Vey?

she's having trouble typing for some reason.

I would.

From zero to hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

Gross...in a different way.

go figure. dani cuntstinky has gone full militant attention seeking whore sjw after her vicious life altering michelle fields type assault.

Survivor

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That's the best she's looked since she was introduced to Anthony

She looks like a thai ladyboy

If that were true - I'd have stronger rumblings in my loins!

Pretty cute doe

http://www.darkcrystal.com/site_images/encyclopedia/enc_kira_rightcolumn.jpg

is she trans

Well she certainly looks like she in the middle of a transformation. Pre-op.

I don't think I could fall asleep in the same room as this women. She has those stab you in your sleep eyes.

That hair definitely doesn't make her look crazy.

Oh, I disagree, doppeljr...

Oh right, "literal diana kurlan", got it...

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Well she was BEATEN by a MALE

Now she knows what its like to be seen as just am OBJECT okay.

DO YOU?

Why do we care?

Fuck you.

Eat a fucking dick, you worthless faggot.

Did I touch a nerve?

Yeah. The "worthless faggot trying to talk to me" nerve.

You talking ro yourself again? tss

Not right now. I'd like to get back to that. Now if you would please, hang yourself.

No, I won't do that.

You're being a real piece of shit about this. Just kill yourself. It's okay. You wouldn't be letting anyone down.

No, I'm not going to kill myself tonight.

Well... Make it by the end of the week then.

There's the bit!

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Dani is a good girl

Never apologize for your art, Dani.

No homo, but I have to admit she looks pretty cute in this carefully staged, filtered picture.

Her eyes are 900 miles apart. No homo but that face creeps the ever loving shit out of me. Every time it pops up here I remember what it was like watching The Ring for the first time.

900 miles? I think you're being hyperbolic.

Maybe kilometers.

Parsecs. Teehee

She's good for a crater faced guy pushing 60, and a faltering career.

No argument there. She's not old or fat, so there's that. Maybe I'm the only one but something about that visage taps straight into the fear center of my brain. Like the horse in the aforementioned movie busting free and rocketing right into the sea.

Her eyes are 900 miles apart.

What, so you're too good to fuck Flutesy now too?

Flutesy is oddly hot. On the last ESD show intro she did this little shimmy and I had to rub one out because of it.

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You know how like a shitty guy who fucks bad turns girls lesbian. Ant is such a shit head politically he turns girls SJW.

A girl I've been banging has the exact same hair color & style although she's hotter than Dany, does this mean I'm fucking a SJW? I can only hope, that would be awesome😜.

Are her arms and legs extremely hairy? Does she have a jungle like 70's bush? IF she lifts her arms does she have enough hair in her pits that it can be corn rowed or braided? And does she spout important sounding jibberish about male privilege, the wage gap and hetero normative culture? If the answer to all of these questions is yes then you are in fact dating a SJW. If the answer to even one of them is no then you are dating a paper SJW who wants the acclaim without the effort. Either way she is lazy and a cunt so enjoy the pussy.

No she's a dumb party girl who I believe was stripper for a while so I guess she's not a SJW, people were suggesting that purple hair=SJW & she does have purple hair

Yeah. The "worthless faggot trying to talk to me" nerve.

They're hotter than they'll be in 20 years.