I had a dream about posting to this sub. I should be embarrassed to be alive

14  2016-06-15 by CCRed95

29 comments

I like you (no homo) so I won't tell you to kill yourself in earnest, but you should probably seek help, or some sort of spiritual guide or coffee enema or something.

I cant imagine having to speak about this sub in real life. Even saying the words "opie and anthony" seems just fucking gay

"So it's an internet group where... fans of the show talk about it?"

"Oh heavens, no..."

"It's more like a group that gets together to bash the hosts of a now non-existent radio show, I don't see what's so hard to understand" - probably.

It's odd because I have no problem saying "I listen to Toucher and Rich". I honestly think it's the "Opie" part, I mean seriously what the fuck with the stupid nickname after 20 years.

ME: I was given this stupid fuckin' nickname when I was a kid, and it stuck, okay? I know it's a stupid fuckin' nickname but it's just what people called me. burp.

I remember talking about this sub to some guy that was at my parents a few years ago for Thanksgiving. The glee with which I expressed that this was the second most bigoted sub on reddit....I've finally decided. I'm killing myself tonight.

oh god, did he completely not give a fuck?

Thank goodness he was almost as autistic as me, he just started talking about some PC subs he was subscribed to and asked if I needed help building a PC.

How did I look? Was I pretty?

You were a solid 8

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8yo..

Hoppityscotch 2-8yo

It's nothing to worry about. Dreams are usually just your brain sorting out your memories for the day, and sometimes mixes two together. Did you also have a dream where a transgender lady came into your Panera branch and asked for your 8 inch special?

Cos I didn't.

In your dream, was it a joke post or a link to Sue Lightening jerking off?

A winner either way.

At least you didn't describe your boring dream in great detail.

I once had a dream I was hanging out with Norton. I should have killed myself years ago.

Any progress on a mass-download feature for your site?

Zipping directories remotely takes fucking forever and it times out and fails like 40% of the time. Itll probably come eventually

Language!

I used fdm. Right click on a page, download all, filter for .mp3, profit.

You peppermint.

I once came up with poetry that involved killing the Philly crew as I was waiting for a doctor's appointment. I know this feeling all too well.

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What the hell is wrong with you son

I used to daydream about pussy during my 14 hour shifts aboard the Kevleen K. Grow some hair on your chest you two beer queer

I REALLY hope you're serious. I hope you really exist.

Back when I was ALL IN with the brojoe hate I had a dream I cucked him, was weird but i had a sex dream so it was all good

Are you admitting to having a sex dream with brojoe in it?

You were a solid 8