"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."
12 comments
7 DerpalSherpa 2016-06-15
I hope you get banned from breathing.
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-15
This is possibly the biggest shitpost in the history of shitposts.
2 stinkskc 2016-06-15
Is this your manifesto or something
1 realassd00d 2016-06-15
pipe down dead beat
2 stinkskc 2016-06-15
Why don't you go post about Donald Trump some more faggot, is this brother Joe?
1 realassd00d 2016-06-15
paid that guy yet bud?
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-15
Haha this sub remembers.
1 stinkskc 2016-06-15
Yes, he's been paid
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-15
I ain't readin all that nigga. What u want?
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1 RonBengtan 2016-06-15
"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."
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1 mattirawks 2016-06-15
The fuck is going on here
2 packitchofsositch 2016-06-15
I'm thinking someone found a really big backpack stuffed with potent psychedelics.