I took the day off cause I'm too hungover. Yes, a seasoned alcoholic got too fucking drunk on a Tuesday Night, to go to work Wednesday.
I always lie when the Dr. asks me, "How many drinks do you have a week". If I say 200, I'll get yelled at. If I say 20, I'll get a look. So, I say, 3 to 7, I get a look of confirmation.
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5 Individually_Placed 2016-06-15
I took the day off cause I'm too hungover. Yes, a seasoned alcoholic got too fucking drunk on a Tuesday Night, to go to work Wednesday.
I always lie when the Dr. asks me, "How many drinks do you have a week". If I say 200, I'll get yelled at. If I say 20, I'll get a look. So, I say, 3 to 7, I get a look of confirmation.
2 LDChip 2016-06-15
Don't make you a bad person.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-06-15
dassashitpost