How many of you would bang this chick?

4  2016-06-15 by [deleted]

66 comments

silly erock

I'd let Mick throw me onto a bed of thumb tacks just to get a taste of her poop shoot. Just a taste

Chute you fucking idiot.

I'd let Mick smash my shitter, if it meant I could slide inside her.

Chitter.

Is that you, Roland?

Yeah, I would probably have full sex with her.

I mean, she's okay, but there's nothing unique there. In this age of internet she better have something to fixate on. There's literally millions of pictures like that to look at.

Jesus Christ faggot just jack off and move on, there's no need to provide a review.

Calm down, girl. Are you white knighting right now? Seems like you are.

I'm not defending her, I'm calling you a twat. Who looks at a picture of a half naked girl and says "eh, she needs to differentiate herself from the rest of the market"?

My point is that this is a shitpost of the highest order and there's nothing particularly hot about her. It's like walking into a gun show and showing everyone your standard police issued service pistol and asking them if they want to shoot it.

"Hey guys, look at this picture of this hot chick. Would you bang her? (don't let the teacher see lol)

Everything about this sub is a colossal waste of time. There is nothing of any value, just angry people refusing to move on from a dead radio show. We would literally get more value from shoving shards of glass under our fingernails, because at least that would provoke a feeling.

So you're right, it's shit, but it's in the toilet where it belongs. At least it's got tits and it's just wearing underwear.

This is all true.

Stop calling people white knights you autistic piece of cocksucking faggot retarded dog shit

Calm down, girl. Are you white knighting for the people I called white knights? What a fag.

Cuck

SJW

Liberals

You be sure to let her down nice and easy.

Are you white knighting too? Christ what a bunch of fags.

I'd have to get drunk first.

Not because she's unattractive. Because I'm an alcoholic.

whats the catch? do i gotta suck her weiner?

Ant would, he sucked Sue why not her.

that is a good point

Literally everybody would fuck Noelle

You could show a drive-in movie on the forehead of Sam.

Credit: Something About Mary

uhhh... all of us?

Even at the same time?

Sam's turning into Jackie Earle Haley.

I'm thinking more Vincent Schiavelli lately.

What does it say? Sam blocked me a year and a half go after I said that he should play O&J clips for Jocktober because it's shitty hack radio.

He posted a pic of Mike Foley and his daughter

That fucking forehead, Sam is a cretin

i just dont get why he doesn't try like a bastard to not look like he does

He is trying, that's his best look.

Not sure how that came out of Mick.

Very carefully.

Woah-ho-hoooooo!!!!

Yeah, he must have a huuuuuuuuge cock.

The one in the middle? At least 6 ways til Tuesday.

I mean, at that point why not just get a RealDoll. This bitch would destroy me.

if not her, Mick will

No one who has ever heard her speak would bang her without a ballgag to silence her.

No.. No I'm not allowed to play with those anymore. My sister got mad because I would make my G.I. Joe sodomize them and nobody thought it was cool. Barbies btw

I'd let her use my tongue as a tampon.

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

what Ed Gein said about women?

'When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.' His other part "What her head would look like on a stickā€

Sam is sooooo fucking bizarre looking. He does have the perfect face for radio but when are they going to figure out his voice is worse then nails on a chalk board!!!

She is dating a WWE Superfan named Frank The Clown who is a laughing stock among the other spergged out wrestling geeks.

The ol' straight up the middle receding hairline is not treating Sammy well. Cutting it very short is the only answer at this point but phimosis cock will probably opt for corn rows to try and hide his reverse devils peak.

Bang her? I would get one thrust and never let her off my dick.

That head/neck combo looks a bit unpossible

I would try but my dick hasn't worked since 'Nam.

She's very good looking. But her autism would put most of this sub to shame. If she wasn't so pretty she'd be considered a retard.

It might just be that she was homeschooled. I don't know that she was. But it would explain a lot.

You're not wrong. She's extremely awkward. Pretty like a motherfucker, but awkward.

yes, please

Think I'd rather fuck Mick.

Does Sam even bother to wash his nasty looking hair?

And I'd bang Noelle. As long as Mick didn't find out. That fucker is straight up crazy.

Black people don't wash their hair. Try to be a little more sensitive in regards to other cultures next time.

I'm sorry. How could I have been so stupid. I'll report to Hillary Clinton's Re-Education and Emasculation Feminist Empowerment Camp and Day Spa.

But I am not going near the showers.

Good. You're dismissed, Comrade.

Cuck

SJW