Gregg is running a radio empire and has little to no time to get the details of anything. He has people that do that for him.

Whatever he uses doesn't work. Jackass has been sniffing for years.

"Now that you called me on it"

What the fuck? Nobody is calling him out on it. It's a fucking follow up question. Nobody is trying to trip him up about his allergies.

What a strange, oddly lying, non-human understanding of concepts being he is. How do you get tripped up answering a question like that? Jesus shit.

They must have really held his feet to the fire on that one.

Cum of local homeless who live near certain problem causing trees and flowers does the trick for Opie. He just doesn't want them catching on so he has to start paying them rather than the current set up

ME: Hobo Cum^TM

It's a great way to kill an hour on the air...what's up with Gregg's sniffles today. Jimmy, where are you at with the sniffles? Travis was telling me he has the sniffles too. Hold on, Kevin from Long Island wants in bad....Kevin whatcha got on the sniffles?

whoa ahhhhh I didn't know we were going to talk about my allergies today!

Aren't allergies pretty much just taken care of by a shot, a daily pill, a daily nose spray, or a combination of the 3? And the pills & sprays are all over-the-counter now.. So what the hell does he not know?

How to tell them he's lying again about non pertinent shit.