When I first started jerking off, I would video tape my genitals while wearing panties and painted one hand with nail polish.. when I was 13. But I only did it one time.. no idea where the tape is.
"That's gotta be a bit... Are you really serious..?"
"...Is that a real story.."
For all we shit on him, at least The Worm can spot a fake story. The number of contradictions, back pedals, and red flags in this short clip is absurd. Also, holy hell his nose is hideous.
I'll listen again but I don't think his "yea.. yea.." was anything other than cadence. I don't think he was actually agreeing with Opie saying "yea I erased it"
Yeah I agree he made it sound like he had done it a few times the way he kept saying 'would' instead of 'did' but I stand by my original opinion on the rest.
I don't think this one is fake. I've heard him tell this story elsewhere and he tells it the exact same way, all the way down to the detail of how he got the panties off the street during Mardi Gras. I know this sub loves to crucify phonies but I don't think every story he tells is made up. He grew up in New Orleans and probably did have a semi-interesting upbringing. I'm not saying don't keep looking though. I will happily shit on him with the rest of you if it's justified.
That's why you think it was fake? I was jerking off with handsoap before I could actually shoot a load. Mark's story isn't that hard to believe, he said he did it one time and was embarrassed about it.
But you didn't paint your nails, have some advanced narrative of a lady swatting your hand away, and actually wear panties that you supposedly also caught... Preposterous
True. I certainly get your point, it just doesn't seem THAT far fetched to me, even though I would never do it.
Hes said he used to be in plays and theater productions in middle/high school and hes a fairly creative guy, it almost makes sense to me that he would experiment in such a weird way. I do like the guy though so maybe Im just being a biased cock sucker.
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6 RamonFrunkis 2016-06-13
When I first started jerking off, I would video tape my genitals while wearing panties and painted one hand with nail polish.. when I was 13. But I only did it one time.. no idea where the tape is.
"That's gotta be a bit... Are you really serious..?"
"...Is that a real story.."
For all we shit on him, at least The Worm can spot a fake story. The number of contradictions, back pedals, and red flags in this short clip is absurd. Also, holy hell his nose is hideous.
-1 TheScarletR 2016-06-13
where did he contradict himself or back pedal?
4 RamonFrunkis 2016-06-13
"When I first started jerking off, I would put the camcorder on the shelf. I watched it once, I was horrified.."
Jim: Oh you only did that once.
"Yea yea.. I have no idea where that tape is.."
ME: I would imagine you erased it immediately.
"Yea.. yea.."
He says he used to do it all the time, then he says he only did it once, then he said he doesn't know where the tape is, then he said he erased it.
2 TheScarletR 2016-06-13
I'll listen again but I don't think his "yea.. yea.." was anything other than cadence. I don't think he was actually agreeing with Opie saying "yea I erased it"
-1 TheScarletR 2016-06-13
Yeah I agree he made it sound like he had done it a few times the way he kept saying 'would' instead of 'did' but I stand by my original opinion on the rest.
3 xaway3 2016-06-13
It baffles me as to why this trite fuck gets so much love around here.
1 TheScarletR 2016-06-13
I don't think this one is fake. I've heard him tell this story elsewhere and he tells it the exact same way, all the way down to the detail of how he got the panties off the street during Mardi Gras. I know this sub loves to crucify phonies but I don't think every story he tells is made up. He grew up in New Orleans and probably did have a semi-interesting upbringing. I'm not saying don't keep looking though. I will happily shit on him with the rest of you if it's justified.
5 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-06-13
Clearly fake... Who jerks off like that at 13? Its so contrived and advanced
1 TheScarletR 2016-06-13
That's why you think it was fake? I was jerking off with handsoap before I could actually shoot a load. Mark's story isn't that hard to believe, he said he did it one time and was embarrassed about it.
3 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-06-13
But you didn't paint your nails, have some advanced narrative of a lady swatting your hand away, and actually wear panties that you supposedly also caught... Preposterous
1 TheScarletR 2016-06-13
True. I certainly get your point, it just doesn't seem THAT far fetched to me, even though I would never do it. Hes said he used to be in plays and theater productions in middle/high school and hes a fairly creative guy, it almost makes sense to me that he would experiment in such a weird way. I do like the guy though so maybe Im just being a biased cock sucker.