I think we lost Omar

Omar wigged out after loop 21425 on http://dassabesso.com/

what is he trying to say? im not up to date on the MEMES you kids use

That's the best so...

Doug Standhope was telling a fairly funny story about being on a movie set and not being told when he was supposed to be ready for shooting. So Stanhopes there for two days not knowing what is going on and that fat tongued simpleton Sherrod opens his stupid mouth and says "That's the best though, just chilling and fucking....." and trails off when he realizes that he has absolutely nothing to add to the conversation.

Stanhope gives the mongoloid an exasperated look and continues on like he was never interrupted by a talking ape.

Yay glad thst exists

you win, sir

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We're not going to lose many of these cunts until there is a NAMBLA meeting attack in the NY/NJ area.

RIP Gordie Howe #9, died chugging dick in a coatroom.

Choking on choad, right till the end.

R.I.P AJ Poopyschitz, who had gone trying to convert a few about how cool chicks and their tits were.

None of us go outside. The only dead person here is the little boy /u/TheRealJimNorton murdered.

Rajesh Sandhyana isn't answering his phone and I'm very concerned.

You know, I figured it had to be more than one shooter with such a large amount of victims but then I realized it probably isn't easy to run with another guy stuck in your asshole.

Aye nyeeee

Hopefully the jackass who posts using all the alts was shot in the head while his mouth was stuffed full of cock.

Think I found a picture of him. RIP.

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I made it out okay, I was in the middle of a circle of men and shielded from gunfire.

Some pistols went off but that was a whole other thing

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Whats the status of Fez?

Sitting in his childhood room staring at a picture of Ron

Comment of the decade.

Hahahaha

It's Thunderdome!

Gator got him

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I'm alive. I was at the club known as "the throb" which is my usual stomping ground.

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Yea, no issues at the Manhole.

I've tried that place they're a little too rambunctious for my taste

They usually get 100-120 guys on a Saturday night. The action gets pretty hot and heavy and starts up right away.

I had 'the throb' once, painful times.

tell him use lube next time

Dassabessdoe...just shooting and fuckin

I'm fine.

yeah, i'm dead

Me too he killed us with one bullet.

Thankfully, I was at a different gay bar.

that ethnic chick who is always showing her cigarette ash nipples.

That was incredible

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/u/I_Hate_Knickers is alive today miraculously

/u/I_Hate_Knickers is alive today unfortunately

🍆

Cool

Give me gold

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hope /u/cakehornnigga made it out

You wouldn't catch me in that land locked shit city on my worst day. Gay clubs in Miami are much better, so I've heard.

You Miami fags are the ones that apparently triggered the shooter.

I hope you feel bad, queer.

No, you're a fag. Ha, how's that feel fucker?

Yea, everyone's really nice in the Miami ones. Plenty of mustache-wax to go around...they buy ya drinks and stuff...So I've heard.

https://youtu.be/xrrc-aRmhdA#t=5m01s

lol, good to know youre okay!

Any word on whether or not Fez had a 5th heart attack upon hearing the news? He would've relished in the agony & playing the victim.

I'm fine but that towelhead motherfucker stole my idea.

I just hope Suresh, Pakunj and all of Anyhony's other Twitter followers are ok.

I can't believe ISIS killed Legolas.

Most of us never leave the house so I think we're fine

Most of our members go to gay bars in other areas.

i'm still alive guys, i know you were all worried, but i'm here

guysssss this isn't funny

Was Fez there last night?

No way. To far from Pinellas and too gay for his taste.

Note to self faggots don't carry

They carry handbags and aids.

These chaps sure are men of action. That's the problem these days everyone is all talk no action, but not these fellas.

Opie could learn a thing or two from them. You won't see them complaining about management not allowing them to do something.

Thank God Steve C is already dead.

Hey, this is Artie McPoopchute. I was injured in your nightclub last night and I want retribution!

Norton wasn't on the road this weekend....just at the comedy cellar as usual, that was my first worry

Has anyone heard from Father Doris? I heard he was "vacationing" in the area.

No

Did I miss the Reddit meetup? We could have got some great pics with one another.

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Muhammad Ali went down valiantly, dodging bullets until the end.

negative

tsss.my ass is creamed so hard like someone shot some bullets or somethin

Woah now...who's showing off cigarette ash nipples?

RIP Sue Lightining.

Nah Ant did that already.

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I had 'the throb' once, painful times.

Yea, no issues at the Manhole.