Someone Please Get This Man a Napkin

42  2016-06-12 by richfloss

33 comments

He looks like someone who holds a pen with all five fingers.

Dassacrustdo

He's trying real hard to keep his tongue from flopping out like a mongoloid.

If he holds in his tongue longer than ten seconds his head will explode.

That guy has a zika head.

Dante Nero is the OG ZikaHead.

Or the OG Verizon field technician

Damn his t shirt is dirty as fuck. He must be wiping the drool from his lips with the shirt neck. Or he just flapped those enormous lips and that beast of a tongue around his food and just splattered shit everywhere.

Excuse me sir, are you likening Sherrod's tongue and eating-style to that of an ox?

https://imgur.com/gallery/A6iac

Great picture of Sherrod. Anyone got one of an ox?

Dassamessdoe

Nigga look like a bloated Tyrone Biggums.

Bon Appetit tit

I wish he would wipe his mouth with a shotgun.

I HOPE HE'S PUSHED INTO A PUDDLE OF AIDS BY A SHOTGUN BY SANDUSKY WHILE BEING PEED ON BY A TRANNY

Dassdabessdoe when a nigga leaves the house with ashy elbows and ashy lips.

Forget the Napkin get him a bucket.

I take it back. Open your mouth. Don't hurt yourself, dude.

ill get you're mother a napkin

With a tongue that large taking residence up in his mouth, I'm amazed he can fit any food in there and hasn't starved to death.

There's a strong possibility that most of his caloric intake is Opie Jizz

Makes Vos' mouth look like the Sahara.

The inside of his mouth must look like a hose too long for its reel.

Bonus

If you act quick you can get the rights to the picture for chump change

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Those lips....dassa messo

This picture ruined my morning, asshole.

Dassamesso

Fuck sake when will this picture get off the main page its disgusting

He really looks like it's hard for him to keep his mouth closed because of that gigantic tongue.

His shirt has stains on it too.

When you're handicapped and can't get out of your bed?

Dassabedsore

Man? I only see a gorilla in the pic.