I understand how he feels about Farmville requests, I told my aunt if she keeps sending them I'd remove her from my friends list. She did, so I did, then someone told me that they were automatically sent. Still, no regrets.
Facebook keeps fucking sending me shit like "this person you barely know has updated their status" and "do you know (some person you dont know with 3 mutual friends)?"
I read it all in his voice and then I start talking like him in my head on the computer they are sending the requests I dont like the requests I dont know these people they arent friends of mine its just more requests I have to delete these people are wasting their time and they are wasting my time and I dont like it. Not one bit.
33 comments
12 DeryDerpette 2016-06-11
This is like the Facebook Page of a GTA character.
11 dassabessdoe 2016-06-11
I understand how he feels about Farmville requests, I told my aunt if she keeps sending them I'd remove her from my friends list. She did, so I did, then someone told me that they were automatically sent. Still, no regrets.
25 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-06-11
We should kill her
18 dassabessdoe 2016-06-11
PM me.
5 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-06-11
Idk how 😞
3 CCRed95 2016-06-11
You know what though, two wrongs dont make a right.
8 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-06-11
But three rights make a left
1 i_saw_nothing 2016-06-11
Lingullllll lonllllllllllllllll....
7 Jackatard 2016-06-11
That cunt had it coming...
4 dassabessdoe 2016-06-11
I hate her anyway, it was just an excuse, the shrill bitch.
4 chippersonlyle 2016-06-11
Won't see her no more.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-11
You can block that shit. Some facebook nerd showed me how but I forgot. Guhgle it
1 dassabessdoe 2016-06-11
I deleted my facebook a few weeks ago anyway.
6 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-11
dassabesso farmville fuckinnnn
10 literalotherkin 2016-06-11
David Fried??
I prefer poached, cocksuckah
dvvvv dvdvdvdvvdv
6 Clibanarius 2016-06-11
Goddamn rich cunts. I kill rich cunts.
6 RectalWarrior 2016-06-11
Jews did 9/11.
4 Dagidugidai 2016-06-11
I am shocked he called Farmville "gay ass" it's so out of character
3 CCRed95 2016-06-11
Facebook keeps fucking sending me shit like "this person you barely know has updated their status" and "do you know (some person you dont know with 3 mutual friends)?"
2 TheScarletR 2016-06-11
what can we do about this?
3 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-06-11
Executive Addition: The David Fried Story
3 callmesnake13 2016-06-11
Gay FarmVille sounds hilarious! Where do I sign up?
2 PhilliesChamps 2016-06-11
53 people were shot to death at the Gay FarmVille, just last night.
3 FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-06-11
Now he works as a 'visitors service host' at the 9/11 memorial.
"You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David"
2 Nulltor 2016-06-11
I read it all in his voice and then I start talking like him in my head on the computer they are sending the requests I dont like the requests I dont know these people they arent friends of mine its just more requests I have to delete these people are wasting their time and they are wasting my time and I dont like it. Not one bit.
1 jsnoots 2016-06-11
A ahhhhhhh , noooooooo
1 [deleted] 2016-06-11
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1 Midnight_Rider_Daddy 2016-06-11
it certainly is! then i proceeded to post my comment and you proceeded to read it
1 DerpSherpa 2016-06-11
Ahh, David my David.
-8 maynardsabeast 2016-06-11
I have no clue who this is
6 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-06-11
you'd all be dead if it wasn't for my David!
3 faustok 2016-06-11
lllllllllllllllinger longer
2 dave72988 2016-06-11
David the intern
2 maynardsabeast 2016-06-11
Oh holy fuck. How can I not recognize the GOAT when I see him